Eleana Hagerty
eeleanaa.bsky.social
Eleana Hagerty
@eeleanaa.bsky.social
full-time yapper, longtime houstonian
when the survivor spoiler-shielding is taken *so* seriously in the group chat
@clutchkyle.bsky.social #survivor48
March 27, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Lemme get this straight… in the last 24 hrs, this guy has: issued executive orders levying tariffs on Mexico, one of our most significant agricultural importers, AND wasted an unimaginable amount of California’s water *before growing season has even begun* ?!? And folks expected cheaper groceries…
Dear California farmers and Congressional representatives:
Trump has just literally thrown millions of gallons of #water away that farmers were counting on this summer, purely to brag that he could.
That #cawater cannot be captured or used now by anyone.

www.latimes.com/environment/...
Acting on Trump's order, federal officials opened up two California dams
The U.S. Army Corps of Engineers just opened up two California dams. A spokesperson says the flows are 'controlled' and being coordinated with local officials.
www.latimes.com
February 2, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Reposted by Eleana Hagerty
One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.
January 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
spotted ridin’ dirty in the H
January 21, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Reposted by Eleana Hagerty
Help I started listening to Bad Bunny and now I can’t stop
January 17, 2025 at 10:12 PM
🎼Last Christmas, I held in a fart… but the very next day, I blew you away.
December 7, 2024 at 8:17 PM
ah yes, because nothing says “Bob Dylan” quite like SEC football
December 7, 2024 at 12:19 AM
you can’t tell me they’re not related #survivor47
November 21, 2024 at 12:54 PM
When I first moved to Houston, I would regularly drive by a Nolan Ryan Beef billboard on I-10 and that was my only awareness of the name.

One day, Nolan Ryan came up in conversation at work, and I said, “you mean the beef guy?!?” and I will never forget the look on my boss’s face.
Today in 1979, free agent Nolan Ryan signs with the Astros for $4.5 million, the highest in Major League Baseball. @mlb.bsky.social
November 19, 2024 at 1:45 PM
Ad-free Peacock? You mean…. Freecock?
November 19, 2024 at 1:25 AM
Reposted by Eleana Hagerty
There are currently only 22 films streaming on Netflix made before 1980 and not a single one made before 1960, with the oldest film on the platform currently being PSYCHO. I know I’m a broken record but: buy physical media, support your local library, etc etc
November 16, 2024 at 3:38 AM
is this how the robots trick us into trusting them?
November 16, 2024 at 12:08 AM
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I hate when boxing announcers say a boxer is "down for the count." I don't care that he loves Dracula I just want to know who's winning.
November 15, 2024 at 4:04 PM
I never even used that other app, but I’m here now. @nytimes.com when’s my featured article interview?
November 15, 2024 at 11:17 PM