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• e m s •
@eeepy-ems.bsky.social
• 21+ MDNI🔞 • liv unfiltered • lvl:32 • they/her • queer • cat mum • married;enm • ex xtian • writer • artist • enjoyer of the lord’s kale (420) • former moving dot on the us map • 🍉 • block me if you don’t support basic human rights🖕🏻💋
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✨2026 about me✨
they/she • 30s • spouse • queer: nb, bi/pan, poly • minors:dni/21+

cat parent • coffee & tea drinkr • 420 stonr • gamer • writer • reader • art • witchy • feminist

specifics listed below & will be updated(:

let’s connect if anything resonates

♡+↻ appreciated
#skypromo #promosky
DID YOU KNOW

pairing a hot chocolate with your cannabis can improve and elongate your elevation
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February 10, 2026 at 6:25 AM
this just in for the bsky mooties🚨

if you’re in the us: we’re all moving to a commune, in a location of our choosing so we can read each others’ posts from the front door (i selfishly vote somewhere west coast)

if you’re outside the us or cannot relocate: we’ll communicate via carrier pigeons xoxo
February 10, 2026 at 6:21 AM
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Fact-checking the Bad Bunny halftime show
February 9, 2026 at 11:05 PM
having a fucked up sleep schedule means figuring out lunch at 4:45p
February 9, 2026 at 11:47 PM
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i’m so tired of these darn companies ruining what should be sacred digital third spaces
February 9, 2026 at 10:22 PM
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im sorry if I sound desperate, I am. I just want gas and food for tonight. Please help if you can

#mutualaid #helpsky #fundsky 💕 💸 ♿️
URGENT: $45 FOR GAS ⛽️

​I’m working full-time to support my trans & disabled wife, but we’re stuck. We need $45 today for gas. Our tax refund is coming soon, but we need this bridge NOW. Please help us keep moving!

​KOFI ko-fi.com/alex0671
CA/PP/VM linktr.ee/Godwearsgucci

#mutualaid #helpsky
February 9, 2026 at 10:15 PM
yelp business rep: so whaddya say about turning the ads back on

me: we tried that & didn’t see a high enough conversion rate to justify the cost

rep: that’s valid--

me: also we’re booked into august

rep: !! okay yeah forget the ads, focus on these two things to stay on people’s radar
smol business owner shit:
oof, gotta tell several clients that hit us up over the weekend that no, we can't get their project done by next week or even next month - sorries, we are BOOKED into july
February 9, 2026 at 10:18 PM
loving bsky life in this lil moment

new handle, fresh pronoun labels, draft button

things are lookin up😌
February 9, 2026 at 9:44 PM
idt I’m getting the pronouns from the new labler because my handle is invalid😭😭😭
February 9, 2026 at 9:09 PM
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birb birb birb
birb is the word

~stolen from skyline~
February 8, 2026 at 7:09 PM
weekly upscrolled check in: another micheal, but a better offer ooOoo
February 9, 2026 at 7:39 PM
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hot choccy for the traumas amirite
February 9, 2026 at 5:17 AM
is this in retaliation to a country’s youths resetting their government via discord orrr am I wearing a tin foil hat rn
February 9, 2026 at 7:25 PM
hot choccy for the traumas amirite
February 9, 2026 at 5:17 AM
kids joined me for a comfort watch of star wars (‘77)

meanwhile my brain decided we’re having a major cry sesh rn so that’s been fun
February 9, 2026 at 5:02 AM
watching a cheesy show about house hunters and this one older couple is so cutesy & in love with each other im sick give me twenty of them
February 8, 2026 at 9:29 PM
birb birb birb
birb is the word

~stolen from skyline~
February 8, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Without saying your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work:

“…smoke break?”
Without saying your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work:

“guys we need to lock in now seriously, no really im being serious guys”
Without saying your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work:

“Interesting, now can you tell me why you thought that would work?”
February 7, 2026 at 11:45 PM
acnh minor complaint: the owl wishes for the fossils to make his own collection

why can I not gift my museum manager the bones??
February 7, 2026 at 5:29 AM
11:11

& my wish is for you to be kind to yourself 🫵🏻🖤
February 6, 2026 at 6:12 AM
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brewing coffee with cinnamon in the grounds
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November 20, 2025 at 4:25 PM
idk maybe most of my political posts on IG are intended primarily for my mother to read and realize not only am I disappointed in her, but so is the man character from her religion

like how dare you raise me with these ideals & morals and then you choose to abandon them because you’re uncomfortable
February 5, 2026 at 8:57 PM
nothing like the starter smell of onions sautéing in olive oil while making a soup🥰
February 5, 2026 at 2:22 AM
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We’re watching Ponyo in my Discord tomorrow if anyone wants to join! 👀

discord.gg/XKkyQnBYq
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February 4, 2026 at 8:07 PM
ems-coded characters
🫶🏻🖤🔪
February 4, 2026 at 8:16 PM