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• 21+ MDNI🔞 • liv unfiltered • lvl:32 • they/her • queer • cat mum • married;enm • ex xtian • writer • artist • enjoyer of the lord’s kale (420) • former moving dot on the us map • 🍉 • block me if you don’t support basic human rights🖕🏻💋
breakfast in a jar
February 10, 2026 at 7:41 PM
this just in for the bsky mooties🚨

if you’re in the us: we’re all moving to a commune, in a location of our choosing so we can read each others’ posts from the front door (i selfishly vote somewhere west coast)

if you’re outside the us or cannot relocate: we’ll communicate via carrier pigeons xoxo
February 10, 2026 at 6:21 AM
weekly upscrolled check in: another micheal, but a better offer ooOoo
February 9, 2026 at 7:39 PM
kids joined me for a comfort watch of star wars (‘77)

meanwhile my brain decided we’re having a major cry sesh rn so that’s been fun
February 9, 2026 at 5:02 AM
birb birb birb
birb is the word

~stolen from skyline~
February 8, 2026 at 7:09 PM
a couple honorable mentions:
February 4, 2026 at 10:08 PM
ems-coded characters
🫶🏻🖤🔪
February 4, 2026 at 8:16 PM
harrison wtf the other offers start at 5k

😡
February 4, 2026 at 5:51 PM
lil guy’s been here for thirty mins just to wish on all the falling stars
February 1, 2026 at 3:13 AM
I have??
January 31, 2026 at 8:40 PM
I keep forgetting about upscrolled

then i open it to find the same copy/paste sugar daddy offers under message requests 🙂‍↕️
January 30, 2026 at 7:26 PM
😤🖤
January 30, 2026 at 6:27 PM
tag yourself:
January 30, 2026 at 5:45 PM
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January 28, 2026 at 6:13 PM
pls gods no not That One🙅🏻‍♀️
January 28, 2026 at 4:45 AM
whenever someone asks me a math related question 😫
January 27, 2026 at 5:20 PM
mine: patience, hoe, trip
January 26, 2026 at 5:45 PM
to any of my fellow coloradans: resource to help protect our communities from 🧊

Colorado Rapid Response Network:
(844) 864-8341
January 26, 2026 at 5:13 PM
*tapping sign aggressively with love*
January 25, 2026 at 6:01 PM
flashback friday to the year (2024) I could afford to treat myself to fun nails and feel put together

if anyone would like to sponsor this activity so I can relive this era, it’ll be $100/mo 🤠 hahah jk jk … unless …
January 23, 2026 at 7:14 PM
exhibit a:
January 22, 2026 at 5:14 PM
u know you’re moving up when u gotta make a formal policy page for future clients to sign off on

I’d like to point out I made the first policy the golden rule, as photographed 🫡
January 22, 2026 at 12:25 AM
what I looked like, day of yester
January 21, 2026 at 8:08 PM
my sister called to check in & talk about the protests she’s recently attended, but her end kept cutting out real bad. she was saying how she could hear me fine when the call dropped 🤨
January 21, 2026 at 12:35 AM
sometimes i get really annoyed with people shitting on our fees listed in an initial estimate & insinuating that they can do their own projects for cheaper, so i hit 'em with a lil sass back and education

(the unseen email is real rich coming from a guy named after a fish)
January 19, 2026 at 8:05 PM