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@eeepy-ems.bsky.social
• 21+ MDNI🔞 • liv unfiltered • lvl:32 • they/her • queer • cat mum • married;enm • ex xtian • writer • artist • enjoyer of the lord’s kale (420) • former moving dot on the us map • 🍉 • block me if you don’t support basic human rights🖕🏻💋
this just in for the bsky mooties🚨
if you’re in the us: we’re all moving to a commune, in a location of our choosing so we can read each others’ posts from the front door (i selfishly vote somewhere west coast)
if you’re outside the us or cannot relocate: we’ll communicate via carrier pigeons xoxo
if you’re in the us: we’re all moving to a commune, in a location of our choosing so we can read each others’ posts from the front door (i selfishly vote somewhere west coast)
if you’re outside the us or cannot relocate: we’ll communicate via carrier pigeons xoxo
February 10, 2026 at 6:21 AM
this just in for the bsky mooties🚨
if you’re in the us: we’re all moving to a commune, in a location of our choosing so we can read each others’ posts from the front door (i selfishly vote somewhere west coast)
if you’re outside the us or cannot relocate: we’ll communicate via carrier pigeons xoxo
if you’re in the us: we’re all moving to a commune, in a location of our choosing so we can read each others’ posts from the front door (i selfishly vote somewhere west coast)
if you’re outside the us or cannot relocate: we’ll communicate via carrier pigeons xoxo
weekly upscrolled check in: another micheal, but a better offer ooOoo
February 9, 2026 at 7:39 PM
weekly upscrolled check in: another micheal, but a better offer ooOoo
kids joined me for a comfort watch of star wars (‘77)
meanwhile my brain decided we’re having a major cry sesh rn so that’s been fun
meanwhile my brain decided we’re having a major cry sesh rn so that’s been fun
February 9, 2026 at 5:02 AM
kids joined me for a comfort watch of star wars (‘77)
meanwhile my brain decided we’re having a major cry sesh rn so that’s been fun
meanwhile my brain decided we’re having a major cry sesh rn so that’s been fun
birb birb birb
birb is the word
~stolen from skyline~
birb is the word
~stolen from skyline~
February 8, 2026 at 7:09 PM
birb birb birb
birb is the word
~stolen from skyline~
birb is the word
~stolen from skyline~
a couple honorable mentions:
February 4, 2026 at 10:08 PM
a couple honorable mentions:
ems-coded characters
🫶🏻🖤🔪
🫶🏻🖤🔪
February 4, 2026 at 8:16 PM
ems-coded characters
🫶🏻🖤🔪
🫶🏻🖤🔪
harrison wtf the other offers start at 5k
😡
😡
February 4, 2026 at 5:51 PM
harrison wtf the other offers start at 5k
😡
😡
lil guy’s been here for thirty mins just to wish on all the falling stars
February 1, 2026 at 3:13 AM
lil guy’s been here for thirty mins just to wish on all the falling stars
I keep forgetting about upscrolled
then i open it to find the same copy/paste sugar daddy offers under message requests 🙂↕️
then i open it to find the same copy/paste sugar daddy offers under message requests 🙂↕️
January 30, 2026 at 7:26 PM
I keep forgetting about upscrolled
then i open it to find the same copy/paste sugar daddy offers under message requests 🙂↕️
then i open it to find the same copy/paste sugar daddy offers under message requests 🙂↕️
pls gods no not That One🙅🏻♀️
January 28, 2026 at 4:45 AM
pls gods no not That One🙅🏻♀️
whenever someone asks me a math related question 😫
January 27, 2026 at 5:20 PM
whenever someone asks me a math related question 😫
mine: patience, hoe, trip
![Post by @ thepulpgirls
AQUARIUS SEASON INTENTIONS
Breathe deep.
The first three words you see [in the word search below] are your Aquarius season intentions.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hj52sjir6lfqgwxi3w2qdepr/bafkreiaaud7jz7dnlfcwmczepcuf2pgqkhjhqvuijkkjcjxaug752ic3km@jpeg)
January 26, 2026 at 5:45 PM
mine: patience, hoe, trip
to any of my fellow coloradans: resource to help protect our communities from 🧊
Colorado Rapid Response Network:
(844) 864-8341
Colorado Rapid Response Network:
(844) 864-8341
January 26, 2026 at 5:13 PM
to any of my fellow coloradans: resource to help protect our communities from 🧊
Colorado Rapid Response Network:
(844) 864-8341
Colorado Rapid Response Network:
(844) 864-8341
*tapping sign aggressively with love*
January 25, 2026 at 6:01 PM
*tapping sign aggressively with love*
flashback friday to the year (2024) I could afford to treat myself to fun nails and feel put together
if anyone would like to sponsor this activity so I can relive this era, it’ll be $100/mo 🤠 hahah jk jk … unless …
if anyone would like to sponsor this activity so I can relive this era, it’ll be $100/mo 🤠 hahah jk jk … unless …
January 23, 2026 at 7:14 PM
flashback friday to the year (2024) I could afford to treat myself to fun nails and feel put together
if anyone would like to sponsor this activity so I can relive this era, it’ll be $100/mo 🤠 hahah jk jk … unless …
if anyone would like to sponsor this activity so I can relive this era, it’ll be $100/mo 🤠 hahah jk jk … unless …
u know you’re moving up when u gotta make a formal policy page for future clients to sign off on
I’d like to point out I made the first policy the golden rule, as photographed 🫡
I’d like to point out I made the first policy the golden rule, as photographed 🫡
![Company Policies
Rev. 01.21.2026
Golden Rule
"Treat others how you want to be treated" - This is a fundamental ethical principle meaning you should act towards others with the same respect, kindness, and fairess you desire for yourself. Client acknowledges if Golden Rule is broken at any time, they risk project cancellation without refund and permanently forfeit a business relationship with [ white block covering company name ]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hj52sjir6lfqgwxi3w2qdepr/bafkreiepvkprupgatk2dlkn2p5i42erzd4in47e62ayvgp5ftdjeggopbm@jpeg)
January 22, 2026 at 12:25 AM
u know you’re moving up when u gotta make a formal policy page for future clients to sign off on
I’d like to point out I made the first policy the golden rule, as photographed 🫡
I’d like to point out I made the first policy the golden rule, as photographed 🫡
what I looked like, day of yester
January 21, 2026 at 8:08 PM
what I looked like, day of yester
my sister called to check in & talk about the protests she’s recently attended, but her end kept cutting out real bad. she was saying how she could hear me fine when the call dropped 🤨
January 21, 2026 at 12:35 AM
my sister called to check in & talk about the protests she’s recently attended, but her end kept cutting out real bad. she was saying how she could hear me fine when the call dropped 🤨
sometimes i get really annoyed with people shitting on our fees listed in an initial estimate & insinuating that they can do their own projects for cheaper, so i hit 'em with a lil sass back and education
(the unseen email is real rich coming from a guy named after a fish)
(the unseen email is real rich coming from a guy named after a fish)
January 19, 2026 at 8:05 PM
sometimes i get really annoyed with people shitting on our fees listed in an initial estimate & insinuating that they can do their own projects for cheaper, so i hit 'em with a lil sass back and education
(the unseen email is real rich coming from a guy named after a fish)
(the unseen email is real rich coming from a guy named after a fish)