toyota priapus, 278 IQ 🔵
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white-passing italian
he/they
referee abolitionist
#woke #lgbtrights
white-passing italian
he/they
referee abolitionist
#woke #lgbtrights
.@realdonaldtrump.whitehouse.gov pleaseeeeeee suck me off i gotta know what its like
what if trump gives that good sloppy shit that slurrrrp ya feel me
November 15, 2025 at 7:03 AM
.@realdonaldtrump.whitehouse.gov pleaseeeeeee suck me off i gotta know what its like
bernie was right
November 15, 2025 at 5:30 AM
bernie was right
its only fair that biden gets to suck off bush
November 15, 2025 at 5:23 AM
its only fair that biden gets to suck off bush
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trump and clinton the first pair of canonically yaoi presidents since jefferson and adams
November 15, 2025 at 1:08 AM
trump and clinton the first pair of canonically yaoi presidents since jefferson and adams
imagine the alternate timeline where we all found this out in the 90s and monica lewinski is president now
TRUMP SUCKED OFF BILL CLINTON??? LMAO???????????? that would genuinely be the wildest timeline
November 14, 2025 at 10:09 PM
imagine the alternate timeline where we all found this out in the 90s and monica lewinski is president now
donald trump sucked off bill clinton and i have to go to work this is fucking bullshit man
DONALD TRUMP SUCKED OFF BILL CLINTON
November 14, 2025 at 8:14 PM
donald trump sucked off bill clinton and i have to go to work this is fucking bullshit man
DONALD TRUMP SUCKED OFF BILL CLINTON
November 14, 2025 at 8:13 PM
DONALD TRUMP SUCKED OFF BILL CLINTON
No.
Dracula perished in 1999.
Dracula perished in 1999.
November 14, 2025 at 7:25 PM
No.
Dracula perished in 1999.
Dracula perished in 1999.
its awesome that people can post some insane evil shit that ought to get them exploded with dynamite but you get in trouble if you tell them they should get exploded with dynamite
November 14, 2025 at 7:24 PM
its awesome that people can post some insane evil shit that ought to get them exploded with dynamite but you get in trouble if you tell them they should get exploded with dynamite
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performatively reading a dorling-kindersley eyewitness book on the train
November 13, 2025 at 7:56 PM
performatively reading a dorling-kindersley eyewitness book on the train
holy shit guys did you know that breast milk tastes good
November 14, 2025 at 5:45 AM
holy shit guys did you know that breast milk tastes good
performatively reading a dorling-kindersley eyewitness book on the train
November 13, 2025 at 7:56 PM
performatively reading a dorling-kindersley eyewitness book on the train
"why is jd vance still defending the president?"
because there was a kid inside that couch he was fucking
because there was a kid inside that couch he was fucking
November 13, 2025 at 5:46 PM
"why is jd vance still defending the president?"
because there was a kid inside that couch he was fucking
because there was a kid inside that couch he was fucking
jeffrey epstein wont see your jokes calling him barely literate but your friends who are bad at writing emails will
November 13, 2025 at 4:22 PM
jeffrey epstein wont see your jokes calling him barely literate but your friends who are bad at writing emails will
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it's don't kill yourself thursday. repost to don't kill yourself
November 21, 2024 at 9:44 PM
it's don't kill yourself thursday. repost to don't kill yourself
using my masculine wiles to get what i want
November 13, 2025 at 2:50 AM
using my masculine wiles to get what i want
my mom tried to abort me but i frame perfect parried
November 13, 2025 at 1:22 AM
my mom tried to abort me but i frame perfect parried
i have been afflicted of The Disease
November 13, 2025 at 1:18 AM
i have been afflicted of The Disease
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i hope the new york times kills itself
November 13, 2025 at 12:29 AM
i hope the new york times kills itself
what if it was called a sexophone and you could fuck on it 🎷🎷🎷🎷
November 13, 2025 at 12:35 AM
what if it was called a sexophone and you could fuck on it 🎷🎷🎷🎷
if i was his mom i would have traded him for some ibuprofens
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 12, 2025 at 10:47 PM
if i was his mom i would have traded him for some ibuprofens