Eddie
@eddums.bsky.social
Big foreheaded, but not big brained, bald headed bitch.
Here to be a dumb shit.
Unabashedly gay, 26, father to a beautiful cat and dog, donut maker, here for a good time 😊.
(he, him, his)
New York State born and raised, settled in Tennessee
Here to be a dumb shit.
Unabashedly gay, 26, father to a beautiful cat and dog, donut maker, here for a good time 😊.
(he, him, his)
New York State born and raised, settled in Tennessee
Found out my boss who was full MAGA in the orange Doritos first term doesn’t have anything good to say about him anymore and that makes me happy. Maybe it’s gonna take our economy tanking for people to have some damn sense.
April 5, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Found out my boss who was full MAGA in the orange Doritos first term doesn’t have anything good to say about him anymore and that makes me happy. Maybe it’s gonna take our economy tanking for people to have some damn sense.
No but really Mother Monster has returned 😈
Lady Gaga singing in wingdings again we are so fucking back
February 7, 2025 at 7:53 PM
No but really Mother Monster has returned 😈
Aspiring to be as nosey as my downstairs’ neighbor’s Chihuahua.
January 8, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Aspiring to be as nosey as my downstairs’ neighbor’s Chihuahua.
Other gay men; did you go through a Cabbage Patch Doll phase? Remembering the time my very straight father bought 8 year old me my first and only cabbage patch baby and it was so important. It was like the only good thing he did for me.
December 27, 2024 at 8:50 AM
Other gay men; did you go through a Cabbage Patch Doll phase? Remembering the time my very straight father bought 8 year old me my first and only cabbage patch baby and it was so important. It was like the only good thing he did for me.
When something is just out of arms reach but you don’t want to wake your peacefully sleeping doggo up. Guess it’s gonna have to wait.
December 26, 2024 at 6:49 AM
When something is just out of arms reach but you don’t want to wake your peacefully sleeping doggo up. Guess it’s gonna have to wait.
Coworkers that will talk to you while you are obviously reading a book are so irritating, especially if it's small talk and doesn't pretain to the job what so ever. Leave. me. alone.
December 13, 2024 at 9:05 AM
Coworkers that will talk to you while you are obviously reading a book are so irritating, especially if it's small talk and doesn't pretain to the job what so ever. Leave. me. alone.
Y'all got a movie that makes you cry literally every time you watch it?
Fuck Kevin Spacey, but this is a great movie and the song at the end always gets me.
Fuck Kevin Spacey, but this is a great movie and the song at the end always gets me.
December 13, 2024 at 6:56 AM
Y'all got a movie that makes you cry literally every time you watch it?
Fuck Kevin Spacey, but this is a great movie and the song at the end always gets me.
Fuck Kevin Spacey, but this is a great movie and the song at the end always gets me.
Lemonade era Beyonce is peak Beyonce, I love a scorned woman getting even.
December 13, 2024 at 6:44 AM
Lemonade era Beyonce is peak Beyonce, I love a scorned woman getting even.
Shax is the daddy to end all daddy's. He is the silver fox.
a cartoon character says " happy to help baby bear " while holding a baby bear
ALT: a cartoon character says " happy to help baby bear " while holding a baby bear
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December 12, 2024 at 1:27 PM
Shax is the daddy to end all daddy's. He is the silver fox.
Found out there's a physical reason for a mental problem I've been having for years today. The duality of not wanting/wanting to find out there's something wrong with you is complicated yet validating. I'm glad I found a doctor that didn't gaslight me for once.
It all feels very tangible now.
It all feels very tangible now.
December 12, 2024 at 2:33 AM
Found out there's a physical reason for a mental problem I've been having for years today. The duality of not wanting/wanting to find out there's something wrong with you is complicated yet validating. I'm glad I found a doctor that didn't gaslight me for once.
It all feels very tangible now.
It all feels very tangible now.
In regards to smartphones, I really miss the physical home buttons and removable batteries. We really had it made in 2012.
December 12, 2024 at 1:43 AM
In regards to smartphones, I really miss the physical home buttons and removable batteries. We really had it made in 2012.
#StarTrek Lower Decks was the first ST series I've ever watched, so my goal is to watch all of the other shows and then rewatch LD to actually get all the references to the lore of the franchise. I'm genuinely so sad this show is ending though.
December 12, 2024 at 1:16 AM
#StarTrek Lower Decks was the first ST series I've ever watched, so my goal is to watch all of the other shows and then rewatch LD to actually get all the references to the lore of the franchise. I'm genuinely so sad this show is ending though.
Every time I see a person in winter jogging in shorts in the early morning I think "good for them."
Couldn't be me tho.
Couldn't be me tho.
December 11, 2024 at 3:29 PM
Every time I see a person in winter jogging in shorts in the early morning I think "good for them."
Couldn't be me tho.
Couldn't be me tho.
My small win for the day was beating my coworker whose really good at cornhole, 3 times. This was the first time I've ever beat him, he asked me for a 4th game and I peaced out cause I wasn't letting my feel good moment die.
Morning Bluskii
Morning Bluskii
an elderly woman is standing on a bag toss board
ALT: an elderly woman is standing on a bag toss board
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December 11, 2024 at 2:36 PM
My small win for the day was beating my coworker whose really good at cornhole, 3 times. This was the first time I've ever beat him, he asked me for a 4th game and I peaced out cause I wasn't letting my feel good moment die.
Morning Bluskii
Morning Bluskii
Terminator 2: Judgement Day
Linda Hamilton
Linda Hamilton
Pick a movie and keep one actor – the rest are Muppets
Into the Wild
Emile Hirsch
Into the Wild
Emile Hirsch
Forrest Gump
Sally Field
Sally Field
December 10, 2024 at 10:17 AM
Terminator 2: Judgement Day
Linda Hamilton
Linda Hamilton
Why do the assassin suspects keep getting hotter and hotter? Tf
December 9, 2024 at 11:28 PM
Why do the assassin suspects keep getting hotter and hotter? Tf
#Treksky #Enteprise I have to work tonight and have to go to bed really soon. T'Pol is about to marry that Vulcan and Tripp is gonna let her go, they left it off on a cliffhanger and I refuse to spoil it for myself and I'm very angry I have to wait until 10+ hours from now to know what goes down.
December 9, 2024 at 2:31 PM
#Treksky #Enteprise I have to work tonight and have to go to bed really soon. T'Pol is about to marry that Vulcan and Tripp is gonna let her go, they left it off on a cliffhanger and I refuse to spoil it for myself and I'm very angry I have to wait until 10+ hours from now to know what goes down.
This and being an essential worker and basically having zero traffic on the way to work.
I miss people staying six feet away from me
December 9, 2024 at 4:21 AM
This and being an essential worker and basically having zero traffic on the way to work.
Sure my pants have more hair on them than I have lint rollers, still worth it ❤️.
December 8, 2024 at 4:23 AM
Sure my pants have more hair on them than I have lint rollers, still worth it ❤️.
Mrs Incredible is the most badass superhero to ever do it. She's flying planes, punching bad guys, and taking care of her babies.
December 8, 2024 at 3:47 AM
Mrs Incredible is the most badass superhero to ever do it. She's flying planes, punching bad guys, and taking care of her babies.
Why do smartphones in ads never have a selfie camera? I've been kept up at night thinking about this. Why?
December 8, 2024 at 2:16 AM
Why do smartphones in ads never have a selfie camera? I've been kept up at night thinking about this. Why?
Reposted by Eddie
MSNBC is reporting that the backpack that the Midtown shooter ditched in Central Park was full of Monopoly money
December 8, 2024 at 12:02 AM
MSNBC is reporting that the backpack that the Midtown shooter ditched in Central Park was full of Monopoly money
Counting down the days til Hauk Tuah drops an OF or gets indicted.
December 7, 2024 at 10:59 PM
Counting down the days til Hauk Tuah drops an OF or gets indicted.