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I’m 50!!! 🖤🫀🖤
December 5, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Great sticker found at my local bar.
October 17, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Good lort, where do we even start? I don’t condone what happened, but I’m not surprised.
September 11, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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August 12, 2025 at 10:06 AM
I am tired and have apparently aged out of my profession. Persona non grata. I didn’t think it would come this soon.
August 1, 2025 at 2:58 PM
There is a thing. A girl that loves me. She keeps me around. Happy 12 years together my love 🖤🫀🖤 and happy pride!!!
June 27, 2025 at 5:27 AM
youtu.be/FhsFZDrRvoM Dance 10, looks 3. Man, it’s one of my faves.
A Chorus Line (1985) - Dance: Ten, Looks: Three Scene (4/8) | Movieclips
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June 2, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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Ostracize MAGA

“No rational argument will have a rational effect on a man who does not want to adopt a rational attitude.”

“True ignorance is not the absence of knowledge, but the refusal to acquire it.”

“Those who promise us paradise on earth never produced anything but a hell.”
― Karl Popper
May 28, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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May 8, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Dogs are the best
May 6, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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May 6, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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thinking about when siskel and ebert were dicking off and riffing in-between takes and decided to roast the shit out of the protestants
March 8, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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May 2, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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Imagine the biggest problem in your life being about which bathroom a total stranger uses.

Imagine pretending random people you'll never meet are somehow victimizing you with their existence.

Imagine being that hard up for troubles that you have to invent them just so you can play the victim.
April 28, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I watch crime shows when I’m angry or sad because I need resolutions.
April 29, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Found this from 2022…
April 27, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Found fortune a few years ago.
April 27, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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it's important this go as viral as the original story for morale purposes if nothing else. despite the image they project these people are NOT unaccountable. consequences CAN be forced. focused anger and outrage MATTERS.
April 20, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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at this point 2025 feels like being awake during surgery
April 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I feel like I wake up everyday to a world that doesn’t want me.
April 17, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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New Armageddon update.

youtu.be/3qdINAfjmz4?...
THE TRUMP S***SHOW CONTINUES! | Christopher Titus Armageddon Update
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April 12, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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I hear it begins with starting a bogus charity.
April 11, 2025 at 4:31 PM