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I am begging people who drive in dc to be normal
February 3, 2026 at 9:26 PM
I am begging people who drive in dc to be normal
Just remembered how arrogantly tom holland continues to insist that there is no such thing as American food and that it’s not real/good and now I’m too heated to sleep
February 2, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Just remembered how arrogantly tom holland continues to insist that there is no such thing as American food and that it’s not real/good and now I’m too heated to sleep
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Trinity stays in DC bless 😭😭😭
January 22, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Trinity stays in DC bless 😭😭😭
Love the indignity of having to write and mail an appeal to an insurance company begging them to reconsider their denial of coverage of a claim for something that I literally need to function 🙏🏼🇺🇸
January 8, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Love the indignity of having to write and mail an appeal to an insurance company begging them to reconsider their denial of coverage of a claim for something that I literally need to function 🙏🏼🇺🇸
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One of the international organizations from which Trump withdrew the U.S. is the Global Forum on Cyber Expertise, which helps build multilateral ties that allow countries to fight hackers together. www.whitehouse.gov/presidential... thegfce.org
Withdrawing the United States from International Organizations, Conventions, and Treaties that Are Contrary to the Interests of the United States
MEMORANDUM FOR THE HEADS OF EXECUTIVE DEPARTMENTS AND AGENCIES By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United
www.whitehouse.gov
January 8, 2026 at 2:59 PM
One of the international organizations from which Trump withdrew the U.S. is the Global Forum on Cyber Expertise, which helps build multilateral ties that allow countries to fight hackers together. www.whitehouse.gov/presidential... thegfce.org
It is so unfair that Jen Shah gets to be out of jail but I still have to have a job
December 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
It is so unfair that Jen Shah gets to be out of jail but I still have to have a job
Did Gus Johnson just say “man-oh-man-ischewitz”
December 7, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Did Gus Johnson just say “man-oh-man-ischewitz”
I should have been born into generational wealth. I would’ve been so good at that
December 3, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I should have been born into generational wealth. I would’ve been so good at that
Every CBS Steelers/Bills QB side by side image looks like a movie still where Aaron Rodgers is Josh Allen’s dad
November 30, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Every CBS Steelers/Bills QB side by side image looks like a movie still where Aaron Rodgers is Josh Allen’s dad
What’s it like to remember your password
November 10, 2025 at 5:27 PM
What’s it like to remember your password
We have the watch now Sandwich King, see you in Valhalla
November 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
We have the watch now Sandwich King, see you in Valhalla
Big day for Keke Palmer
November 4, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Big day for Keke Palmer
The same people who opposed taking confederate statues down because they insisted that doing so erased history now bending over backwards to defend the destruction of an entire wing of the White House for an event hall 🤡🤡🤡
October 26, 2025 at 1:00 AM
The same people who opposed taking confederate statues down because they insisted that doing so erased history now bending over backwards to defend the destruction of an entire wing of the White House for an event hall 🤡🤡🤡
If you don’t wipe down your equipment at the gym you should not be allowed to vote
October 20, 2025 at 5:10 PM
If you don’t wipe down your equipment at the gym you should not be allowed to vote
When I heard the Bengies picked up Flacco
a man is talking to a woman and saying `` so you 're telling me there 's a chance .
ALT: a man is talking to a woman and saying `` so you 're telling me there 's a chance .
media.tenor.com
October 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
When I heard the Bengies picked up Flacco
This is the current homepage for the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development
September 30, 2025 at 1:40 PM
This is the current homepage for the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development
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If I see Keith Urban out strolling with some 20-year-old I will fight him my own self
September 30, 2025 at 12:22 AM
If I see Keith Urban out strolling with some 20-year-old I will fight him my own self
Assigned four new cases just this morning because I was a serial killer in a past life or something probably (only explanation)
September 26, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Assigned four new cases just this morning because I was a serial killer in a past life or something probably (only explanation)
If I start taking Tylenol do you think it’ll make me good at math
September 24, 2025 at 9:10 PM
If I start taking Tylenol do you think it’ll make me good at math
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Keeping me from seeing Jessica Chastain on-screen hunting Nazis is violence.
September 24, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Keeping me from seeing Jessica Chastain on-screen hunting Nazis is violence.
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Here’s the study of several MILLION children with sibling-control that proves acetaminophen doesn’t cause autism. In case you need to refer to it in the coming days.
jamanetwork.com/journals/jam...
jamanetwork.com/journals/jam...
Acetaminophen Use During Pregnancy and Children’s Risk of Autism, ADHD, and Intellectual Disability
This nationwide cohort study with sibling control analysis examines the association of acetaminophen use during pregnancy with children’s risk of autism, ADHD, and intellectual disability.
jamanetwork.com
September 22, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Here’s the study of several MILLION children with sibling-control that proves acetaminophen doesn’t cause autism. In case you need to refer to it in the coming days.
jamanetwork.com/journals/jam...
jamanetwork.com/journals/jam...
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how is this profitable for frito lay
September 17, 2025 at 11:22 PM
how is this profitable for frito lay
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Congrats to Donald Trump for finding something John Yoo thinks is illegal. The bar was high.
bsky.app/profile/carl...
bsky.app/profile/carl...
“.. There has to be a line between crime and war,” said John Yoo, a former deputy assistant attorney general under President George W. Bush.
@politico.com
www.politico.com/news/2025/09...
@politico.com
www.politico.com/news/2025/09...
September 17, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Congrats to Donald Trump for finding something John Yoo thinks is illegal. The bar was high.
bsky.app/profile/carl...
bsky.app/profile/carl...
Just got my flu shot! Because I’m not a fucking idiot
September 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Just got my flu shot! Because I’m not a fucking idiot