J. Stryker | Memento Vivere 🌿
@easterncoyote.bsky.social
Wildlife, trees, terrestrial ecology, night, trees, corvids, coffee, cats. | Nocturnal (DSPD). AuDHD. They/them.
My nonhuman animal equivalent is the badger.
"Night is a world lit by itself."
—Antonio Porchi
My nonhuman animal equivalent is the badger.
"Night is a world lit by itself."
—Antonio Porchi
URGENT: Seeking $̶2̶0̶0̶ $50 CAD. I’m out of kratom early.
In 2012, I was diagnosed with fibromyalgia. I'm in SEVERE pain. I might apply for MAiD. Ontario won’t give opioids to chronic pain patients, but it WILL euthanize us, if we want.
PayPal: catacaustic77@gmail.com
Repayment: Nov. 30th.
💚
In 2012, I was diagnosed with fibromyalgia. I'm in SEVERE pain. I might apply for MAiD. Ontario won’t give opioids to chronic pain patients, but it WILL euthanize us, if we want.
PayPal: catacaustic77@gmail.com
Repayment: Nov. 30th.
💚
November 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
URGENT: Seeking $̶2̶0̶0̶ $50 CAD. I’m out of kratom early.
In 2012, I was diagnosed with fibromyalgia. I'm in SEVERE pain. I might apply for MAiD. Ontario won’t give opioids to chronic pain patients, but it WILL euthanize us, if we want.
PayPal: catacaustic77@gmail.com
Repayment: Nov. 30th.
💚
In 2012, I was diagnosed with fibromyalgia. I'm in SEVERE pain. I might apply for MAiD. Ontario won’t give opioids to chronic pain patients, but it WILL euthanize us, if we want.
PayPal: catacaustic77@gmail.com
Repayment: Nov. 30th.
💚
Why not both? 💦☕️
October 26, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Why not both? 💦☕️
My mind keeps circling back to this tweet from Dan Sheehan, a.k.a. @sickofwolves.bsky.social. Originally posted in 2018. Still relevant. (Unfortunately.)
October 22, 2025 at 1:40 AM
My mind keeps circling back to this tweet from Dan Sheehan, a.k.a. @sickofwolves.bsky.social. Originally posted in 2018. Still relevant. (Unfortunately.)
Please share a weird animal fact. Or a lesser-known animal fact.
FACT: Coyotes climb trees. (Coyote Ethos: “Never tell me the odds.”)
Your turn!
FACT: Coyotes climb trees. (Coyote Ethos: “Never tell me the odds.”)
Your turn!
October 13, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Please share a weird animal fact. Or a lesser-known animal fact.
FACT: Coyotes climb trees. (Coyote Ethos: “Never tell me the odds.”)
Your turn!
FACT: Coyotes climb trees. (Coyote Ethos: “Never tell me the odds.”)
Your turn!
Are any other #Offspring fans here right now?
They're coming back to Canada in 2026. THANK FUCKING GOD. ❤️
I had tickets for July 23rd, but a medical crisis fucked up my plans.
I need my fix. February can't arrive soon enough.
They're coming back to Canada in 2026. THANK FUCKING GOD. ❤️
I had tickets for July 23rd, but a medical crisis fucked up my plans.
I need my fix. February can't arrive soon enough.
October 7, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Are any other #Offspring fans here right now?
They're coming back to Canada in 2026. THANK FUCKING GOD. ❤️
I had tickets for July 23rd, but a medical crisis fucked up my plans.
I need my fix. February can't arrive soon enough.
They're coming back to Canada in 2026. THANK FUCKING GOD. ❤️
I had tickets for July 23rd, but a medical crisis fucked up my plans.
I need my fix. February can't arrive soon enough.
Just a mood.
October 1, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Just a mood.
Be like Tim.
September 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Be like Tim.
The suspected culprit.
September 20, 2025 at 12:57 AM
The suspected culprit.
Set 3: The bleeding hadn’t stopped after an hour. Blood kept soaking through everything. Time to visit ER.
September 20, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Set 3: The bleeding hadn’t stopped after an hour. Blood kept soaking through everything. Time to visit ER.
Set 2: Tile floor. I left a trail…
September 20, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Set 2: Tile floor. I left a trail…
Set 1: Carpet and hardwood floor.
September 20, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Set 1: Carpet and hardwood floor.
Guess who slashed their foot on broken glass today? 🙃
The house looks like a crime scene. Blood EVERYWHERE. 🩸🩸🩸
The ER doctor stabbed me with very painful needles. He started stitching before the anesthetic kicked in. I wanted to kill him.
I’m on crutches. Apparently, I’m 5’9, not 5’7. Huh. Cool.
The house looks like a crime scene. Blood EVERYWHERE. 🩸🩸🩸
The ER doctor stabbed me with very painful needles. He started stitching before the anesthetic kicked in. I wanted to kill him.
I’m on crutches. Apparently, I’m 5’9, not 5’7. Huh. Cool.
September 17, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Guess who slashed their foot on broken glass today? 🙃
The house looks like a crime scene. Blood EVERYWHERE. 🩸🩸🩸
The ER doctor stabbed me with very painful needles. He started stitching before the anesthetic kicked in. I wanted to kill him.
I’m on crutches. Apparently, I’m 5’9, not 5’7. Huh. Cool.
The house looks like a crime scene. Blood EVERYWHERE. 🩸🩸🩸
The ER doctor stabbed me with very painful needles. He started stitching before the anesthetic kicked in. I wanted to kill him.
I’m on crutches. Apparently, I’m 5’9, not 5’7. Huh. Cool.
Introducing George.
George is a friendly local kitty. My shithead neighbours abandoned him. 👿 He drops by for food, water, and affection. Until he steps into the sunlight, his fur looks black.
How would you describe the true colour of his fur? (I might have dyed my hair this shade before.)
George is a friendly local kitty. My shithead neighbours abandoned him. 👿 He drops by for food, water, and affection. Until he steps into the sunlight, his fur looks black.
How would you describe the true colour of his fur? (I might have dyed my hair this shade before.)
September 12, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Introducing George.
George is a friendly local kitty. My shithead neighbours abandoned him. 👿 He drops by for food, water, and affection. Until he steps into the sunlight, his fur looks black.
How would you describe the true colour of his fur? (I might have dyed my hair this shade before.)
George is a friendly local kitty. My shithead neighbours abandoned him. 👿 He drops by for food, water, and affection. Until he steps into the sunlight, his fur looks black.
How would you describe the true colour of his fur? (I might have dyed my hair this shade before.)
Reminder: showing empathy for Charlie Kirk is disrespectful. It goes against his values and beliefs.
September 11, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Reminder: showing empathy for Charlie Kirk is disrespectful. It goes against his values and beliefs.
Locked post.
Same ol’ liberal tepidity. Who needs right-wing propaganda when “leftists” are still placing roses in the barrels of cannons? Are Democrats even capable of learning from history? (If this doesn’t apply to you, it doesn’t apply to you.)
Same ol’ liberal tepidity. Who needs right-wing propaganda when “leftists” are still placing roses in the barrels of cannons? Are Democrats even capable of learning from history? (If this doesn’t apply to you, it doesn’t apply to you.)
September 11, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Locked post.
Same ol’ liberal tepidity. Who needs right-wing propaganda when “leftists” are still placing roses in the barrels of cannons? Are Democrats even capable of learning from history? (If this doesn’t apply to you, it doesn’t apply to you.)
Same ol’ liberal tepidity. Who needs right-wing propaganda when “leftists” are still placing roses in the barrels of cannons? Are Democrats even capable of learning from history? (If this doesn’t apply to you, it doesn’t apply to you.)
CANADIANS and OTHER NON-AMERICANS:
I’m looking for housing.
Late 30s, nonbinary, doing an online university program. I’m Ontario-based, but open to relocating. It’s just me and a sweet, well-behaved indoor kitty. And a few plants. 🌱
Do any of you guys have space available, potentially?
I’m looking for housing.
Late 30s, nonbinary, doing an online university program. I’m Ontario-based, but open to relocating. It’s just me and a sweet, well-behaved indoor kitty. And a few plants. 🌱
Do any of you guys have space available, potentially?
September 6, 2025 at 1:52 AM
CANADIANS and OTHER NON-AMERICANS:
I’m looking for housing.
Late 30s, nonbinary, doing an online university program. I’m Ontario-based, but open to relocating. It’s just me and a sweet, well-behaved indoor kitty. And a few plants. 🌱
Do any of you guys have space available, potentially?
I’m looking for housing.
Late 30s, nonbinary, doing an online university program. I’m Ontario-based, but open to relocating. It’s just me and a sweet, well-behaved indoor kitty. And a few plants. 🌱
Do any of you guys have space available, potentially?
I'm stuck on this question from an NYT article.
Body, I think?* Before chronic pain ruined my life, I was an outdoorsy person. Athletic, scrawny, wiry, agile, bursting with energy.
Which would you choose? Mind or body?
*Original typo: "Thonk." I like that word. 𝑻𝑯𝑶𝑵𝑲.
Be nice, or I'll thonk you.
Body, I think?* Before chronic pain ruined my life, I was an outdoorsy person. Athletic, scrawny, wiry, agile, bursting with energy.
Which would you choose? Mind or body?
*Original typo: "Thonk." I like that word. 𝑻𝑯𝑶𝑵𝑲.
Be nice, or I'll thonk you.
August 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I'm stuck on this question from an NYT article.
Body, I think?* Before chronic pain ruined my life, I was an outdoorsy person. Athletic, scrawny, wiry, agile, bursting with energy.
Which would you choose? Mind or body?
*Original typo: "Thonk." I like that word. 𝑻𝑯𝑶𝑵𝑲.
Be nice, or I'll thonk you.
Body, I think?* Before chronic pain ruined my life, I was an outdoorsy person. Athletic, scrawny, wiry, agile, bursting with energy.
Which would you choose? Mind or body?
*Original typo: "Thonk." I like that word. 𝑻𝑯𝑶𝑵𝑲.
Be nice, or I'll thonk you.
Maybe we're not lost.
Maybe we're finding a new way home.
📸: "Railroad Track Coyote" — Corey Arnold, www.coreyfishes.com.
Maybe we're finding a new way home.
📸: "Railroad Track Coyote" — Corey Arnold, www.coreyfishes.com.
August 10, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Maybe we're not lost.
Maybe we're finding a new way home.
📸: "Railroad Track Coyote" — Corey Arnold, www.coreyfishes.com.
Maybe we're finding a new way home.
📸: "Railroad Track Coyote" — Corey Arnold, www.coreyfishes.com.
Hey. Jeff VanderMeer is following me. 😳 That's pretty cool.
I'm one of those people who can't handle compliments. I distrust good news. If anyone needs me (lol), I'll be hiding underneath the dining room table.
cc: @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social
I'm one of those people who can't handle compliments. I distrust good news. If anyone needs me (lol), I'll be hiding underneath the dining room table.
cc: @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social
August 5, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Hey. Jeff VanderMeer is following me. 😳 That's pretty cool.
I'm one of those people who can't handle compliments. I distrust good news. If anyone needs me (lol), I'll be hiding underneath the dining room table.
cc: @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social
I'm one of those people who can't handle compliments. I distrust good news. If anyone needs me (lol), I'll be hiding underneath the dining room table.
cc: @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social
I don't know who needs to hear this, but The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America is currently $2 on Amazon (Kindle version).
"Matt Kracht identifies all the idiots in your backyard and details exactly why they suck..."
Amazon (USA): a.co/d/cTwHkCf
Amazon (Canada): a.co/d/9LS4IjF
"Matt Kracht identifies all the idiots in your backyard and details exactly why they suck..."
Amazon (USA): a.co/d/cTwHkCf
Amazon (Canada): a.co/d/9LS4IjF
August 2, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America is currently $2 on Amazon (Kindle version).
"Matt Kracht identifies all the idiots in your backyard and details exactly why they suck..."
Amazon (USA): a.co/d/cTwHkCf
Amazon (Canada): a.co/d/9LS4IjF
"Matt Kracht identifies all the idiots in your backyard and details exactly why they suck..."
Amazon (USA): a.co/d/cTwHkCf
Amazon (Canada): a.co/d/9LS4IjF
LMAO. "I tricked ChatGPT into believing I surgically transformed a person into a walrus and now it's crashing out." 😭
Full conversation: chatgt.com/share/686bd6...
Reddit thread: www.reddit.com/r/ChatGPT/s/...
Full conversation: chatgt.com/share/686bd6...
Reddit thread: www.reddit.com/r/ChatGPT/s/...
July 7, 2025 at 4:53 PM
LMAO. "I tricked ChatGPT into believing I surgically transformed a person into a walrus and now it's crashing out." 😭
Full conversation: chatgt.com/share/686bd6...
Reddit thread: www.reddit.com/r/ChatGPT/s/...
Full conversation: chatgt.com/share/686bd6...
Reddit thread: www.reddit.com/r/ChatGPT/s/...
Stealth was euthanized yesterday. (Late-stage liver cancer.)
Seven years old. Damn.
I'm glad our paths crossed, happy little cat. I'll miss you forever.
Seven years old. Damn.
I'm glad our paths crossed, happy little cat. I'll miss you forever.
July 6, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Stealth was euthanized yesterday. (Late-stage liver cancer.)
Seven years old. Damn.
I'm glad our paths crossed, happy little cat. I'll miss you forever.
Seven years old. Damn.
I'm glad our paths crossed, happy little cat. I'll miss you forever.
"What, to the American slave, is your Fourth of July?"
Frederick Douglass was an exceptionally gifted orator and truthteller. My jaw is on the floor. Incisive, scathing, beautiful fury. READ THIS. EVERY SINGLE WORD.
www.blackpast.org/african-amer...
Frederick Douglass was an exceptionally gifted orator and truthteller. My jaw is on the floor. Incisive, scathing, beautiful fury. READ THIS. EVERY SINGLE WORD.
www.blackpast.org/african-amer...
July 5, 2025 at 12:22 AM
"What, to the American slave, is your Fourth of July?"
Frederick Douglass was an exceptionally gifted orator and truthteller. My jaw is on the floor. Incisive, scathing, beautiful fury. READ THIS. EVERY SINGLE WORD.
www.blackpast.org/african-amer...
Frederick Douglass was an exceptionally gifted orator and truthteller. My jaw is on the floor. Incisive, scathing, beautiful fury. READ THIS. EVERY SINGLE WORD.
www.blackpast.org/african-amer...