Offspring just announced that “carrots are Nature’s Cheetos” and attributed the line to Kant.
November 15, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Offspring just announced that “carrots are Nature’s Cheetos” and attributed the line to Kant.
It's interesting how Fox portrays Trumps offspring as "kids" and 15 year old girls as willing sex partners.
a cartoon of donald trump talking to a woman
ALT: a cartoon of donald trump talking to a woman
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 5:46 PM
It's interesting how Fox portrays Trumps offspring as "kids" and 15 year old girls as willing sex partners.
Another #xenovember drawing again inspired by @superactionfunboy.bsky.social !
#darkart #xenomorph #procreate #sketch
#darkart #xenomorph #procreate #sketch
November 13, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Another #xenovember drawing again inspired by @superactionfunboy.bsky.social !
#darkart #xenomorph #procreate #sketch
#darkart #xenomorph #procreate #sketch
What they're doing is great (but what the headline is doing is weird; adults are not primarily identified by their reproductive status when they're not doing something specific to offspring, or are they, since trivializing women happens a thousand ways?)
They've been showing up all over Evanston, a leafy suburb north of Chicago: suburban moms fresh from the school run and out to protect their community from what they see as unwelcome visitors. https://cnn.it/47U4IqS
November 13, 2025 at 11:47 PM
What they're doing is great (but what the headline is doing is weird; adults are not primarily identified by their reproductive status when they're not doing something specific to offspring, or are they, since trivializing women happens a thousand ways?)
November 14, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Good morning to you all!
This big guy has been coming lately. I imagine he is one of Mama’s offspring as he seems to know me. 🦌🥰
Have a good day! 🫶🏻💙
This big guy has been coming lately. I imagine he is one of Mama’s offspring as he seems to know me. 🦌🥰
Have a good day! 🫶🏻💙
November 13, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Good morning to you all!
This big guy has been coming lately. I imagine he is one of Mama’s offspring as he seems to know me. 🦌🥰
Have a good day! 🫶🏻💙
This big guy has been coming lately. I imagine he is one of Mama’s offspring as he seems to know me. 🦌🥰
Have a good day! 🫶🏻💙
#90sTop30 (in no particular order)
#ElectricGuitarForAll
#MusicChallenge
@tansleyjames.bsky.social
"Come Out And Play" - The Offspring
open.spotify.com/track/5JJDu0...
#ElectricGuitarForAll
#MusicChallenge
@tansleyjames.bsky.social
"Come Out And Play" - The Offspring
open.spotify.com/track/5JJDu0...
Come Out and Play
open.spotify.com
November 14, 2025 at 5:29 PM
#90sTop30 (in no particular order)
#ElectricGuitarForAll
#MusicChallenge
@tansleyjames.bsky.social
"Come Out And Play" - The Offspring
open.spotify.com/track/5JJDu0...
#ElectricGuitarForAll
#MusicChallenge
@tansleyjames.bsky.social
"Come Out And Play" - The Offspring
open.spotify.com/track/5JJDu0...
And on that note, there’s a special place of disrespect in my heart for the immigrants and offspring of immigrants who peddle along this agenda.
November 14, 2025 at 8:45 AM
And on that note, there’s a special place of disrespect in my heart for the immigrants and offspring of immigrants who peddle along this agenda.
Any species capable of creating offspring is capable of looking vexed.
November 11, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Any species capable of creating offspring is capable of looking vexed.
Daddy, uncle, granddaddy... all of them deeply love their offspring and family. They're so proud of their young boys. #gay #gaycest #gayincest #dadson #gaybrothers #gayunclenephew #gaycousins #gayfamily
November 13, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Daddy, uncle, granddaddy... all of them deeply love their offspring and family. They're so proud of their young boys. #gay #gaycest #gayincest #dadson #gaybrothers #gayunclenephew #gaycousins #gayfamily
#90sTop30
#MusicChallenge
#16 The Offspring - Self Esteem
Offspring defined the sound of the nineties with their album SMASH, and its ubiquitous singles ‘Come Out and Play’ and ‘Self Esteem’ were among the most memorable songs on the radio at the time.
#MusicChallenge
#16 The Offspring - Self Esteem
Offspring defined the sound of the nineties with their album SMASH, and its ubiquitous singles ‘Come Out and Play’ and ‘Self Esteem’ were among the most memorable songs on the radio at the time.
The Offspring - "Self Esteem"
YouTube video by Epitaph Records
youtu.be
November 15, 2025 at 9:00 PM
#90sTop30
#MusicChallenge
#16 The Offspring - Self Esteem
Offspring defined the sound of the nineties with their album SMASH, and its ubiquitous singles ‘Come Out and Play’ and ‘Self Esteem’ were among the most memorable songs on the radio at the time.
#MusicChallenge
#16 The Offspring - Self Esteem
Offspring defined the sound of the nineties with their album SMASH, and its ubiquitous singles ‘Come Out and Play’ and ‘Self Esteem’ were among the most memorable songs on the radio at the time.
𝓢𝓸𝓻𝓻𝔂 [reader] 𝒔𝒉𝒆 𝒅𝒆𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒔 your offspring.
November 13, 2025 at 8:58 AM
𝓢𝓸𝓻𝓻𝔂 [reader] 𝒔𝒉𝒆 𝒅𝒆𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒔 your offspring.
Every now and then someone will be like “Why don’t you act in Hollywood anymore?” And I’ll want to say, “Well, for one, have you SEEN me? I look the offspring of Noel Fielding and a hobbit.”
November 15, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Every now and then someone will be like “Why don’t you act in Hollywood anymore?” And I’ll want to say, “Well, for one, have you SEEN me? I look the offspring of Noel Fielding and a hobbit.”
Hey #ttrpgCommunity!
What #ttrpg genres do you think are grossly underserved? High fantasy has #dnd and its many offspring, plus others. Most sci-fi games break down by sub-genre. What genre would you want to play with few games in that space?
#rpg #ttrpgsky
What #ttrpg genres do you think are grossly underserved? High fantasy has #dnd and its many offspring, plus others. Most sci-fi games break down by sub-genre. What genre would you want to play with few games in that space?
#rpg #ttrpgsky
November 15, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Hey #ttrpgCommunity!
What #ttrpg genres do you think are grossly underserved? High fantasy has #dnd and its many offspring, plus others. Most sci-fi games break down by sub-genre. What genre would you want to play with few games in that space?
#rpg #ttrpgsky
What #ttrpg genres do you think are grossly underserved? High fantasy has #dnd and its many offspring, plus others. Most sci-fi games break down by sub-genre. What genre would you want to play with few games in that space?
#rpg #ttrpgsky
"Welcome the family, serial abuser I'm giving my blessing to, to marry my offspring because they went one day without abusing someone"
How about no. Just. No. Wtf
How about no. Just. No. Wtf
Welcome to … {checks notes,blinks} … the, um … uh … #Resistance, Marjorie? 😳
Marjorie Taylor Greene says Trump is lying about her interactions with him — and posted their text exchanges today about the Epstein files.
A sitting member of Congress just posted her messages with the president of the United States.
A sitting member of Congress just posted her messages with the president of the United States.
November 15, 2025 at 10:31 PM
"Welcome the family, serial abuser I'm giving my blessing to, to marry my offspring because they went one day without abusing someone"
How about no. Just. No. Wtf
How about no. Just. No. Wtf
Der Nachwuchs der Grünspechte 😊
(August 2025)
The offspring of the green woodpeckers 😊 (August 2025)
#birds #nature #sauerland #photography #fotografie #nikon
(August 2025)
The offspring of the green woodpeckers 😊 (August 2025)
#birds #nature #sauerland #photography #fotografie #nikon
November 15, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Der Nachwuchs der Grünspechte 😊
(August 2025)
The offspring of the green woodpeckers 😊 (August 2025)
#birds #nature #sauerland #photography #fotografie #nikon
(August 2025)
The offspring of the green woodpeckers 😊 (August 2025)
#birds #nature #sauerland #photography #fotografie #nikon
I just don’t think it’s a good thing in any sort of representative democracy when a congressional district with a population of ≈800k people is 「 represented 」 by someone who is the offspring of the previous representative
IDGAF who they are, what their political affiliation, etc it’s bad bad bad
IDGAF who they are, what their political affiliation, etc it’s bad bad bad
November 15, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I just don’t think it’s a good thing in any sort of representative democracy when a congressional district with a population of ≈800k people is 「 represented 」 by someone who is the offspring of the previous representative
IDGAF who they are, what their political affiliation, etc it’s bad bad bad
IDGAF who they are, what their political affiliation, etc it’s bad bad bad
Lest Darkness Fall, L. Sprague de Camp. Without finding it at 14-15, I wouldn't have my PhD in Byzantine history, wouldn't have written most of what I've done, wouldn't be married to Laura, wouldn't have my offspring. Details, details. Alt hist on the microhistorical level.
performative reading, lack of reading skills, nobody's reading anymore -- NO!
tell me about a book that changed you
for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
tell me about a book that changed you
for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
November 12, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Lest Darkness Fall, L. Sprague de Camp. Without finding it at 14-15, I wouldn't have my PhD in Byzantine history, wouldn't have written most of what I've done, wouldn't be married to Laura, wouldn't have my offspring. Details, details. Alt hist on the microhistorical level.
Here's a few videos from The Offspring last night. I've posted more on Instagram, but you guys get the highlights! Warning - they may get a little sweary.
November 15, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Here's a few videos from The Offspring last night. I've posted more on Instagram, but you guys get the highlights! Warning - they may get a little sweary.
No clear evidence to support any link between maternal acetaminophen (Tylenol) intake and autism or ADHD in offspring, a new umbrella, systematic review
@bmj.com
@bmj.com
November 10, 2025 at 12:19 AM
No clear evidence to support any link between maternal acetaminophen (Tylenol) intake and autism or ADHD in offspring, a new umbrella, systematic review
@bmj.com
@bmj.com
Might as well get right to the front! #Offspring
November 15, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Might as well get right to the front! #Offspring
you think im playing some fucking games in this garden bitch? i dont give a fuck about some winter, i just ordered the most cold hardy selected offspring of the cold hardiest plants bitch...i WILL be be eating VEGETAL ALL WINTER
November 14, 2025 at 11:27 PM
you think im playing some fucking games in this garden bitch? i dont give a fuck about some winter, i just ordered the most cold hardy selected offspring of the cold hardiest plants bitch...i WILL be be eating VEGETAL ALL WINTER
Today's #BirdOfTheDay theme #CootsandMoorhens. Here is a Coot chasing after its errant offspring. @robcrank68.bsky.social @alan678.bsky.social #birds 🪶
November 15, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Today's #BirdOfTheDay theme #CootsandMoorhens. Here is a Coot chasing after its errant offspring. @robcrank68.bsky.social @alan678.bsky.social #birds 🪶
Calf check in: here are some photos from earlier this week of the youngest members of J- and L-Pods who we were lucky enough to see while out doing field work with the @whaleresearch.bsky.social
#whalesky #orcas #killerwhales #srkw #southernresidents #salishsea #pugetsound
#whalesky #orcas #killerwhales #srkw #southernresidents #salishsea #pugetsound
November 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Calf check in: here are some photos from earlier this week of the youngest members of J- and L-Pods who we were lucky enough to see while out doing field work with the @whaleresearch.bsky.social
#whalesky #orcas #killerwhales #srkw #southernresidents #salishsea #pugetsound
#whalesky #orcas #killerwhales #srkw #southernresidents #salishsea #pugetsound