Alfred F. Jones
@eagletears.bsky.social
No. I already got a warning from the chief of the NΥFD that if they have to come over for another one of my parties then they'll make me have to sit next to the "ρresident" the next time he comes to the city
November 16, 2025 at 6:38 AM
No. I already got a warning from the chief of the NΥFD that if they have to come over for another one of my parties then they'll make me have to sit next to the "ρresident" the next time he comes to the city
I dunno man I just kinda want to chill out, eat too much with my boyfriend, then pass out on TV watching football. I feel like whenever I visit it's a big deal and really stressful because she's all over me compared to when it's my own place y'know?
November 16, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I dunno man I just kinda want to chill out, eat too much with my boyfriend, then pass out on TV watching football. I feel like whenever I visit it's a big deal and really stressful because she's all over me compared to when it's my own place y'know?
Bro will not catch me in France
November 16, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Bro will not catch me in France
Is this a yo mama joke?
November 16, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Is this a yo mama joke?
I'll probably still have to do it in parts because my place doesn't have a big oven. I'd switch to being at my other place out west but I already invited a bunch of people over here and there's more room
November 16, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I'll probably still have to do it in parts because my place doesn't have a big oven. I'd switch to being at my other place out west but I already invited a bunch of people over here and there's more room
Bro I was thinking of just a part of it but now I have to
November 16, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Bro I was thinking of just a part of it but now I have to
There's some other stuff at specialty groceries too like duck and goose and even more specialized places will have pigeon, emu, ostrich, uhhh I dunno what else
November 16, 2025 at 3:30 AM
There's some other stuff at specialty groceries too like duck and goose and even more specialized places will have pigeon, emu, ostrich, uhhh I dunno what else
No! I'm not just randomly killing a bird!
November 16, 2025 at 12:48 AM
No! I'm not just randomly killing a bird!
I don't think they sell robins at grocery stores...maybe I can just eat at Red Robin instead
November 15, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I don't think they sell robins at grocery stores...maybe I can just eat at Red Robin instead
Can you legally eat those?!
November 15, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Can you legally eat those?!
I just did one because I'm pretty sure they're all pretty much the same. Next bird I'm not sure because it needs to be approximately egg sized
November 15, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I just did one because I'm pretty sure they're all pretty much the same. Next bird I'm not sure because it needs to be approximately egg sized
I started with egg because that's the smallest bird of all
November 15, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I started with egg because that's the smallest bird of all
Wait shit I'm mixing up my games, he's good at Sparking Zero
November 9, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Wait shit I'm mixing up my games, he's good at Sparking Zero
I mean, he seems pretty good at MK
November 9, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I mean, he seems pretty good at MK
No he holds onto his controller with the strength of a gorilla
November 9, 2025 at 3:49 AM
No he holds onto his controller with the strength of a gorilla
[He gives her a plastic deli cup of the cold soup]
I dunno if it's supposed to be hot or not but here
I dunno if it's supposed to be hot or not but here
October 29, 2025 at 5:59 PM
[He gives her a plastic deli cup of the cold soup]
I dunno if it's supposed to be hot or not but here
I dunno if it's supposed to be hot or not but here
Listen do you want it or not
October 29, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Listen do you want it or not
I mean, he is my boyfriend. He does cook for me every once in a while
October 29, 2025 at 7:32 AM
I mean, he is my boyfriend. He does cook for me every once in a while
What if Ivan made the stew?
October 29, 2025 at 6:55 AM
What if Ivan made the stew?
Maybe it'll make you feel better?
October 29, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Maybe it'll make you feel better?
Would you like some stew that absolutely won't make you blind for 1 day
October 29, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Would you like some stew that absolutely won't make you blind for 1 day