Alfred F. Jones
@eagletears.bsky.social
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Alfred F. Jones
@eagletears.bsky.social
· Oct 23
a man with glasses is giving a thumbs up in front of music notes
ALT: a man with glasses is giving a thumbs up in front of music notes
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APH America
★ Barely not a joke account
★ 18 or older, MDNI
★ Matches detail, crossover friendly
APH America
★ Barely not a joke account
★ 18 or older, MDNI
★ Matches detail, crossover friendly
Fun fact they don't tell you before starting T: you can and will get fear boners
November 20, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Fun fact they don't tell you before starting T: you can and will get fear boners
Pregaming Thanksgiving by eating steadily larger birds
November 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Pregaming Thanksgiving by eating steadily larger birds
Gilbert's got the gorilla grip
November 9, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Gilbert's got the gorilla grip
We are in fact talking about stew
October 29, 2025 at 9:10 PM
We are in fact talking about stew
Would meat screw it up? Like if I put hotdog pieces in it
I guess? That might work.
I don't have blinding mushrooms. Can I just soak some in bleach or something? Or would that be too dangerous?
October 23, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Would meat screw it up? Like if I put hotdog pieces in it
I don't have blinding mushrooms. Can I just soak some in bleach or something? Or would that be too dangerous?
3 blinding mushrooms, roughly chopped
1 onion, finely chopped
1 clove of garlic, crushed
2 carrots, finely chopped
250 g green lentils
olive oil
salt and pepper
1 litre good vegetable stock
1 onion, finely chopped
1 clove of garlic, crushed
2 carrots, finely chopped
250 g green lentils
olive oil
salt and pepper
1 litre good vegetable stock
...how do you make one day blinding soup
October 23, 2025 at 6:59 AM
I don't have blinding mushrooms. Can I just soak some in bleach or something? Or would that be too dangerous?
...how do you make one day blinding soup
Right~?
Oh my god that's such a good idea
October 23, 2025 at 1:58 AM
...how do you make one day blinding soup
Oh my god that's such a good idea
Make her one day blinding soup and put it at her door with a "From Ivan" tag on it.
What if his sister reads his text messages and gets the wrong idea
October 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Oh my god that's such a good idea
What if his sister reads his text messages and gets the wrong idea
Text him then.
I'm shy 👉👈
October 23, 2025 at 1:01 AM
What if his sister reads his text messages and gets the wrong idea
I'm shy 👉👈
Why don't you ask him to check them?
Man, why can't Ivan check my glands? Some guys get all the luck
October 23, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I'm shy 👉👈
Man, why can't Ivan check my glands? Some guys get all the luck
October 22, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Man, why can't Ivan check my glands? Some guys get all the luck
Ivan makes fun of me for constantly making jokes about farts but then drops an image of latex fart boobs
October 13, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Ivan makes fun of me for constantly making jokes about farts but then drops an image of latex fart boobs
Ableist
[ Reaches over and takes his glasses. ]
Oops.
Oops.
What if I do this?
[He pulls the side of his mouth apart, sticks his tongue out, and crosses his eyes]
Nyeh nyeh!
[He pulls the side of his mouth apart, sticks his tongue out, and crosses his eyes]
Nyeh nyeh!
October 12, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Ableist
What if I do this?
[He pulls the side of his mouth apart, sticks his tongue out, and crosses his eyes]
Nyeh nyeh!
[He pulls the side of his mouth apart, sticks his tongue out, and crosses his eyes]
Nyeh nyeh!
I am not going to entertain this childish game.
I know you are but what am I
October 12, 2025 at 5:12 AM
What if I do this?
[He pulls the side of his mouth apart, sticks his tongue out, and crosses his eyes]
Nyeh nyeh!
[He pulls the side of his mouth apart, sticks his tongue out, and crosses his eyes]
Nyeh nyeh!
I know you are but what am I
You are slacking.
Not quite that taken
October 12, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I know you are but what am I
Not quite that taken
Like the little men I tie up and shove into my backpack.
He's taken 😤
October 12, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Not quite that taken
Reposted by Alfred F. Jones
Cracking open a cold one with the boys. Before I put them to work.
October 11, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Cracking open a cold one with the boys. Before I put them to work.
Cum in my butt boys, we're done here
*Grabs the Incredible Hulk with my mechanical armored super soldier tong hands*
*Grabs the Incredible Hulk with my mechanical armored super soldier tong hands*
October 9, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Cum in my butt boys, we're done here
*Grabs the Incredible Hulk with my mechanical armored super soldier tong hands*
*Grabs the Incredible Hulk with my mechanical armored super soldier tong hands*
Lol Kuro is a giraffe
October 8, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Lol Kuro is a giraffe
It's so disappointing I can't find any suspiciously placed cheeseburgers... guess I'll just have to get normal ones
October 2, 2025 at 9:46 PM
It's so disappointing I can't find any suspiciously placed cheeseburgers... guess I'll just have to get normal ones
If only I knew where the burgers could be
October 2, 2025 at 8:49 AM
If only I knew where the burgers could be
Man I could go for like 7 suspiciously placed cheeseburgers right now
October 2, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Man I could go for like 7 suspiciously placed cheeseburgers right now
Did you just tell me to read a book after I told you that you just said a slur?
You know. There are free audiobooks available.
That sounds a lot like a slur dude
September 30, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Did you just tell me to read a book after I told you that you just said a slur?
That sounds a lot like a slur dude
No. Invalid in the sense of someone who is so sick they can’t take care of themselves not an in valid
Isn't that the same thing? Besides, I thought everyone was valid here
September 30, 2025 at 10:47 PM
That sounds a lot like a slur dude