Alfred F. Jones
@eagletears.bsky.social
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Alfred F. Jones
@eagletears.bsky.social
· Oct 23
a man with glasses is giving a thumbs up in front of music notes
ALT: a man with glasses is giving a thumbs up in front of music notes
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APH America
★ Barely not a joke account
★ 18 or older, MDNI
★ Matches detail, crossover friendly
APH America
★ Barely not a joke account
★ 18 or older, MDNI
★ Matches detail, crossover friendly
If I play the timpani drums as I approach Ivan's house I can jumpscare him
February 5, 2026 at 3:33 AM
If I play the timpani drums as I approach Ivan's house I can jumpscare him
Nahhhh, he's German, there's no way he wouldn't just command his dogs to go open the door if they knew how. I bet he's taught them how to fetch a beer from the fridge
His dogs are spoiled.
Wouldn't a dog that wants out and knows how to get out would go ahead and get going? And vice versa of course
February 4, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Nahhhh, he's German, there's no way he wouldn't just command his dogs to go open the door if they knew how. I bet he's taught them how to fetch a beer from the fridge
Wouldn't a dog that wants out and knows how to get out would go ahead and get going? And vice versa of course
Just because his dog can do something, does not mean that it does do something.
If he does then who has he been excusing himself to let in and out of his room during our voice calls
February 4, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Wouldn't a dog that wants out and knows how to get out would go ahead and get going? And vice versa of course
If he does then who has he been excusing himself to let in and out of his room during our voice calls
It's funny you think his dog doesn't already know how.
I'm gonna secretly teach Gilbert's dog how to use a doorknob, it'll be hilarious
February 4, 2026 at 4:25 AM
If he does then who has he been excusing himself to let in and out of his room during our voice calls
I'm gonna secretly teach Gilbert's dog how to use a doorknob, it'll be hilarious
February 4, 2026 at 12:19 AM
I'm gonna secretly teach Gilbert's dog how to use a doorknob, it'll be hilarious
How does Yao know what dog food tastes like
January 31, 2026 at 12:27 AM
How does Yao know what dog food tastes like
Dude I am so totally gonna own this creep!
[He's pulling up his profile right now]
[He's pulling up his profile right now]
…you could definitely give it a try?
No but I can look for his profile and see if he's friends with someone sharing his last name that looks like an older lady and assume
January 25, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Dude I am so totally gonna own this creep!
[He's pulling up his profile right now]
[He's pulling up his profile right now]
No but I can look for his profile and see if he's friends with someone sharing his last name that looks like an older lady and assume
Pff- what???? You know his mom???
Maybe I can go on Facebook and tell his mom
January 25, 2026 at 9:36 PM
No but I can look for his profile and see if he's friends with someone sharing his last name that looks like an older lady and assume
Maybe I can go on Facebook and tell his mom
I guess you’re right. But I don’t really know what to do about it? I usually stay away from doctors, and hospitals in general~
Does that matter? I don't think doctors should be flirting with patients
January 25, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Maybe I can go on Facebook and tell his mom
Does that matter? I don't think doctors should be flirting with patients
…I dont know?…is he cute???
Dude I was joking about him flirting, do you think he's actually? Because yeah that's serious
January 25, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Does that matter? I don't think doctors should be flirting with patients
Dude I was joking about him flirting, do you think he's actually? Because yeah that's serious
..Alfred that sounds pretty serious…
Man I need to change my doctor he's always giving me weird compliments like saying he thinks I'm artistic or that I have the heartbeat of a racer and cloudlike pee. Like um I have a boyfriend 🙄🙄🙄
January 25, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Dude I was joking about him flirting, do you think he's actually? Because yeah that's serious
Man I need to change my doctor he's always giving me weird compliments like saying he thinks I'm artistic or that I have the heartbeat of a racer and cloudlike pee. Like um I have a boyfriend 🙄🙄🙄
January 23, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Man I need to change my doctor he's always giving me weird compliments like saying he thinks I'm artistic or that I have the heartbeat of a racer and cloudlike pee. Like um I have a boyfriend 🙄🙄🙄
Haha silly Feliciano you're not supposed to take them all at once
January 21, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Haha silly Feliciano you're not supposed to take them all at once
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Ligma?!... oh no, bruder. We will figure this out!
January 12, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Ligma?!... oh no, bruder. We will figure this out!
I think Gilbert might be infected with ligma
January 12, 2026 at 7:24 AM
I think Gilbert might be infected with ligma
Yeah NYC NYE is iconic but nothing feels more 2026 than watching the smoking deaths billboard roll back to zero in LA
January 1, 2026 at 10:15 AM
Yeah NYC NYE is iconic but nothing feels more 2026 than watching the smoking deaths billboard roll back to zero in LA
Keeping a hangnail on one of my toes so that I can scratch Ivan when we're having a nap
December 27, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Keeping a hangnail on one of my toes so that I can scratch Ivan when we're having a nap
(( Just thinking of putting ice on your dick makes mine hurt Jesus Christ
December 26, 2025 at 8:08 PM
(( Just thinking of putting ice on your dick makes mine hurt Jesus Christ
The pink room was attacked last night, everyone survived
December 26, 2025 at 10:18 AM
The pink room was attacked last night, everyone survived
[Shaking @ivan-braginsky.bsky.social awake by prodding him with a box]
BABE. BABE IT'S CHRISTMAS. SANTA CAME
BABE. BABE IT'S CHRISTMAS. SANTA CAME
December 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
[Shaking @ivan-braginsky.bsky.social awake by prodding him with a box]
BABE. BABE IT'S CHRISTMAS. SANTA CAME
BABE. BABE IT'S CHRISTMAS. SANTA CAME
(( It's time to unleash the gifts
December 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
(( It's time to unleash the gifts
Man having shampoo specifically for your hair type really does make the difference
December 19, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Man having shampoo specifically for your hair type really does make the difference
Roaches the temperature of the sun
December 17, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Roaches the temperature of the sun
Real ants are not a good addition because they're horrifically bitter
December 17, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Real ants are not a good addition because they're horrifically bitter