This one goes out to the pizza rolls that don’t explode in the air fryer.. y’all the realest fr
March 18, 2025 at 10:14 PM
This one goes out to the pizza rolls that don’t explode in the air fryer.. y’all the realest fr
You’re telling me I’ve been eating yogurt on my gyros??
The thing about tzatziki sauce it's that it's basically cucumber and dill flavored yogurt, so you can eat it on its own like you would if it was strawberry flavored.
January 29, 2025 at 10:06 PM
You’re telling me I’ve been eating yogurt on my gyros??
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Ordering a pizza $40
Having it delivered $5
Having your kids eat the whole thing before you get home
Sliceless
Having it delivered $5
Having your kids eat the whole thing before you get home
Sliceless
January 29, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Ordering a pizza $40
Having it delivered $5
Having your kids eat the whole thing before you get home
Sliceless
Having it delivered $5
Having your kids eat the whole thing before you get home
Sliceless
All the Hispanic folks at work call me “autismo” and I think that’s just the coolest sounding nickname
January 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
All the Hispanic folks at work call me “autismo” and I think that’s just the coolest sounding nickname
Idk what sauce they be puttin on mcchickens but that shit is fire
January 26, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Idk what sauce they be puttin on mcchickens but that shit is fire
If I wasn’t supposed to drink n drive why this tallboy fit in my cup holder so perfectly??
January 18, 2025 at 9:40 PM
If I wasn’t supposed to drink n drive why this tallboy fit in my cup holder so perfectly??
Can’t believe the new Chinese spyware app is called xiaohongshu
a person is holding a dollar bill with a face on it and smiling .
ALT: a person is holding a dollar bill with a face on it and smiling .
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January 14, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Can’t believe the new Chinese spyware app is called xiaohongshu
Color coordinating my leftovers so she knows I’m on the spectrum
January 9, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Color coordinating my leftovers so she knows I’m on the spectrum
This jeep in front of me looks like it has a red white and blue butthole tire cover
January 4, 2025 at 3:42 PM
This jeep in front of me looks like it has a red white and blue butthole tire cover
Like this post if you’re getting fucked up or if you shit yourself today
December 27, 2024 at 8:09 PM
Like this post if you’re getting fucked up or if you shit yourself today
When she lets out a real stinker and it fills the entire room
December 23, 2024 at 5:49 PM
When she lets out a real stinker and it fills the entire room
From the tweas to the keys to the car to the trees
December 20, 2024 at 7:54 PM
From the tweas to the keys to the car to the trees
Balls deep in her doing my best Borat impression
November 26, 2024 at 5:33 PM
Balls deep in her doing my best Borat impression
The best part of drinking is the drive home
November 25, 2024 at 8:46 PM
The best part of drinking is the drive home
He who goes to bed with itchy butt, wakes up with stinky finger
November 19, 2024 at 4:00 AM
He who goes to bed with itchy butt, wakes up with stinky finger