Dystopian Manatee
@dystopianmanatee.bsky.social
On Lexapro, but still pretty sure no one cares. | Cats | OCD | Misc Whatever |
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Wishing you a very squinty #NationalCatDay! 😻
October 29, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Wishing you a very squinty #NationalCatDay! 😻
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quick while the government is shut down let’s all switch to metric
October 1, 2025 at 4:11 AM
quick while the government is shut down let’s all switch to metric
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July 20, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Character in a horror film: "Phew, we finally got away!"
The killer, right behind them:
The killer, right behind them:
August 14, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Character in a horror film: "Phew, we finally got away!"
The killer, right behind them:
The killer, right behind them:
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August 16, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Blech, I dislike the tops of muffins so much. I continually find I need to cut the top off to avoid the weird clumps of sugar bakers put on them!
June 11, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Blech, I dislike the tops of muffins so much. I continually find I need to cut the top off to avoid the weird clumps of sugar bakers put on them!
She looks so worried!
June 9, 2025 at 9:47 PM
She looks so worried!
I ran a full half mile today. RAN IT!!!!! Without walking!!!!! I'm going to be ready for the Disney run this fall in no time! Whoo hoo!
May 22, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I ran a full half mile today. RAN IT!!!!! Without walking!!!!! I'm going to be ready for the Disney run this fall in no time! Whoo hoo!
There is nothing quite like the love of a kitten. Especially one that is still learning how to eat without smearing food all over her face.
BUT, now I smell of Eau De Tuna.
BUT, now I smell of Eau De Tuna.
May 12, 2025 at 3:27 PM
There is nothing quite like the love of a kitten. Especially one that is still learning how to eat without smearing food all over her face.
BUT, now I smell of Eau De Tuna.
BUT, now I smell of Eau De Tuna.
I get tired of talking into the void. Sometimes I sincerely wonder what the point is. I feel like I meet people halfway really well, but I'm still me and I think others find that difficult to deal with. ANNNYYYWWWAAAYYY thankfully I know that while today is difficult, tomorrow may not be.
May 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I get tired of talking into the void. Sometimes I sincerely wonder what the point is. I feel like I meet people halfway really well, but I'm still me and I think others find that difficult to deal with. ANNNYYYWWWAAAYYY thankfully I know that while today is difficult, tomorrow may not be.
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A reminder that if the government can send migrants to a prison camp without any due process, it can send U.S. citizens there, too. I know because this happened to me and my family in 1942.
April 7, 2025 at 8:30 PM
A reminder that if the government can send migrants to a prison camp without any due process, it can send U.S. citizens there, too. I know because this happened to me and my family in 1942.
Years ago I said "Wow, that song is really horny!". I was at work and boy the looks I got. I MEANT IT WAS FULL OF HORNS!!!
Today,while on the phone with my surgeon I said "I didn't know how wide I was supposed to open my mouth! I knew 50 mm wasn't quite right, that's enough for four people!"
sigh
Today,while on the phone with my surgeon I said "I didn't know how wide I was supposed to open my mouth! I knew 50 mm wasn't quite right, that's enough for four people!"
sigh
March 31, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Years ago I said "Wow, that song is really horny!". I was at work and boy the looks I got. I MEANT IT WAS FULL OF HORNS!!!
Today,while on the phone with my surgeon I said "I didn't know how wide I was supposed to open my mouth! I knew 50 mm wasn't quite right, that's enough for four people!"
sigh
Today,while on the phone with my surgeon I said "I didn't know how wide I was supposed to open my mouth! I knew 50 mm wasn't quite right, that's enough for four people!"
sigh
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🎶 Somewhere kicking a rainbow.... 🎶
March 17, 2025 at 10:12 PM
🎶 Somewhere kicking a rainbow.... 🎶
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Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
WASHINGTON—With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic leaders in Congress were standing real still in hopes that the American pe...
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March 14, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
It's Girl Scout Cookie time. If you buy cookies, please consider buying from troop 6000.
Troop 6000 is dedicated to children and families living in the shelter system in NYC. Funds help provide them support, introduce them to skills and what could be their future!
Troop 6000 is dedicated to children and families living in the shelter system in NYC. Funds help provide them support, introduce them to skills and what could be their future!
Troop 6000
www.girlscoutsnyc.org
March 6, 2025 at 2:35 PM
It's Girl Scout Cookie time. If you buy cookies, please consider buying from troop 6000.
Troop 6000 is dedicated to children and families living in the shelter system in NYC. Funds help provide them support, introduce them to skills and what could be their future!
Troop 6000 is dedicated to children and families living in the shelter system in NYC. Funds help provide them support, introduce them to skills and what could be their future!
After double jaw surgery, sinus and nose surgery a week ago, today finally feels like an okay day. Like I'll live through this. Thankful to Scooters Coffee for the Caramelicious and thankful to Starbucks for the Strawberry frappe. Getting calories, flavor, and relearning how to eat with a spoon!
February 11, 2025 at 4:53 PM
After double jaw surgery, sinus and nose surgery a week ago, today finally feels like an okay day. Like I'll live through this. Thankful to Scooters Coffee for the Caramelicious and thankful to Starbucks for the Strawberry frappe. Getting calories, flavor, and relearning how to eat with a spoon!
Recovering from massive surgery and omg I love this girl with all my heart. She has barely left my side since I came home and just look at how cute she is!
February 7, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Recovering from massive surgery and omg I love this girl with all my heart. She has barely left my side since I came home and just look at how cute she is!
Tongue and Teefies Thursday!
January 30, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Tongue and Teefies Thursday!
There is no floor in our home, only cat toys. Cat toys everywhere.
January 28, 2025 at 4:31 PM
There is no floor in our home, only cat toys. Cat toys everywhere.
If anyone is wondering, you CAN eat that entire no-bake cheesecake by yourself. I only gained like...1.5 pounds and let me tell you, it was WORTH IT. So I say, get your cheesecake on!!!!!
January 23, 2025 at 1:03 PM
If anyone is wondering, you CAN eat that entire no-bake cheesecake by yourself. I only gained like...1.5 pounds and let me tell you, it was WORTH IT. So I say, get your cheesecake on!!!!!
Piece of advice for y'all - if you live with someone who has severe anxiety and struggles with OCD, how about don't tell them when mail from a legal firm is on the way and will be delivered IN FIVE DAYS. That is five days to go through my entire life wondering if I'm being sued. Great.
January 22, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Piece of advice for y'all - if you live with someone who has severe anxiety and struggles with OCD, how about don't tell them when mail from a legal firm is on the way and will be delivered IN FIVE DAYS. That is five days to go through my entire life wondering if I'm being sued. Great.
How I'll be spending each evening for th next four years. Jokes aside though, this drink is absolutely lovely. Not too sweet, a good tea flavor, not too heavy on the calories. Overall, totally recommend.
January 20, 2025 at 11:30 PM
How I'll be spending each evening for th next four years. Jokes aside though, this drink is absolutely lovely. Not too sweet, a good tea flavor, not too heavy on the calories. Overall, totally recommend.