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I’m a Pokémon card store owner. Former MTG writer. Serving Sucks.
lol people talking shit about arguably one of MTGs greatest allies of all time thehermitdruid.bsky.social

If yall swing at the king you better not miss
June 26, 2025 at 3:54 PM
This week I’ve had:

- 2 people come into my store to do a buy/sell deal. I had to tell them not to do that because- ya know- I am a store that buys and sells Pokemon cards.

- Someone waiting out in the parking lot asking customers coming in to sell/trade cards to sell to them instead.

Mmhmm Yup
June 26, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Donald Trump is out here about to get tens of thousands of young American soldiers murdered in a war he couldn’t wait to start but hey that’s showbiz baby
June 22, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Anti-War president lmao ok
June 22, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Our new baby Theo is adjusting very well to his new home
June 20, 2025 at 2:48 AM
When you own a trading card shop that used to sell video games
June 19, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I’m a father and I don’t need a special day dedicated to me. Every day with my beautiful children and wife is a holiday.
June 15, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Israel is going to drag the US into WW3.
June 13, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Adopting another disabled cat on Wednesday

This poor baby was found on the streets- he was badly abused. He had pneumonia, and his right eye was beyond saving. Despite all of this the adoption agency said he’s extremely affectionate, and loves to play. We meet on Wednesday

I hope he likes me
June 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM
It’s not all lost.

A lot of it ends up in The British Museum.
World history summed up:
June 2, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I took my fiancé to see Sweeney Todd when it came out in theaters. The first scene has Johnny Depp singing the Opening Title.

About 5 rows down there were 4 college kids. One of them yelled “this is a musical? Fuck this shit let’s go” and then they all left.

I think about that a lot.
June 1, 2025 at 2:49 AM
If you’re not watching Angel Engine by Unearthly AI on Instagram (also available on his Patreon and YouTube) you are missing out on a absolutely incredible horror story. It’s one of the most innovative narratives I’ve ever seen in the genre.

Give it a watch!
May 30, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I love my cat Max
May 27, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Sitting in my car in my driveway because I’ve worked 70 hours already this week and my legs don’t work good
May 17, 2025 at 3:38 AM
My daughter isnt super into letting me touch her. A few times a day she’ll let me help her regulate or tickle her hands which she likes or carry her down the steps

But when I walk her into school, for 30 seconds she grips my hand so tight while we make our way in. It’s like she needs me. I love her
May 7, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Hit Mythic in 1 day playing a broken in half historic deck. Currently ranked Top 10.

I love this format!
May 4, 2025 at 11:48 PM
May the 4th be with you is bullshit

It’s my daughter Alice’s birthday

May Alice be with you
May 4, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Gyatzilla has a phat ass
May 3, 2025 at 9:01 PM
A kid came into my store with a shirt that said “Class of 2036” and I felt myself wither away into dust and blow away
May 3, 2025 at 12:46 PM
A customer left me negative feedback, calling me too expensive when they spent $13 and their family took about 10 free reverse holo cards out of my free stuff box/binder
April 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I didn’t have Kanye West admitting to incest on my 2025 Bingo Card but here the hell we are
April 22, 2025 at 12:52 AM
RFK can suck my fucking nutsack. Cunt ass bitch. My daughter isn’t “disabled.” She’s not tearing my family apart. Autism isn’t a disease ruining families and killing people

She’s a wonderful, sweet, darling little girl who thinks in different patterns. Fuck your “normal.” She’s a god damn goddess
April 17, 2025 at 5:35 PM
My daughter was approved for ABA therapy today. I’m so thankful. Months and months of appointments, trips, at-home visits, observations, paperwork…finally my little girl gets the assistance she deserves. Maybe she’ll become verbal some day. She kissed my hand last night. She makes my heart so full.
April 16, 2025 at 5:12 PM
After spending thousands of dollars on meetings, observations, zoom calls, doctor visits, insurance claims, waitlists for a year, jumping through hoops, getting an autism diagnosis insurance will believe for my daughter has been an EXTREME battle.

Amazing that people can self diagnosis themselves.
March 19, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Today is not Saturday, therefore the new episode of Solo Leveling isn’t out
March 18, 2025 at 2:22 PM