YOULL GET CAUGHT UP IN THE

You: puppies are cute
Them: *hissing* whooooore

I wonder how Big Toothpaste will rise to this occasion

That’s actually you in the now.

I need the tea

They always called me “Papa” when they wanted one. It was intoxicating.

When I worked as a food expo I introduced all of our Haitian prep and line cooks to “red sprite” which was a Shirley Temple. They flipped the fuck out and every day I’d have to make 20 of them for my chefs, and eventually my manager freaked out at me for going through 2 bottles of Grenadine a day.

I hope you can dodge it, sweet prince

When they take off the EKG leads and rip your chest hair off, I promise you if they do it again it will still be as irritating as it was the first time. They’ve done it to me for 25 years, and it is still the most bullshit thing in my life.

Not super uncommon. With me it took them two years to find it. Ask about the possibility of him wearing a take-home monitor if this keeps happening if his insurance covers it. That’s how they found my issues.

Album slaps.

He’s getting EKG’s and bloodwork done right? I have Afib if yall have any questions or need any support. I’ve been through it for 25 years so I’m happy to help if he has any questions about booking cardiology appointments.

You ain’t wrong

I like it when you see the third-to-last band and they’re so good you feel like you could leave and not miss anything relevant.

Was the Make a Wish Foundation there? Are you dying? Terminal?

If none of the above apply congratulations you did it! 🎉🥳

Chase