Dylan
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Teacher | Learner. Philly fan living in London.
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“You sound real corny being scared of the subway.” www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/the-subway...
The Subway Is Not Scary
Fear of the subway is a mark of low moral character.
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August 12, 2025 at 5:18 PM
“You sound real corny being scared of the subway.” www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/the-subway...
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there’s an election for Cat Mayor currently happening in Somerville, Mass. and every cat deserves to win
August 8, 2025 at 2:34 PM
there’s an election for Cat Mayor currently happening in Somerville, Mass. and every cat deserves to win
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Every Trait Disqualifying ICE Agent From Previous Jobs Ideal For Current One
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June 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Every Trait Disqualifying ICE Agent From Previous Jobs Ideal For Current One
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Cardinal Passed Over For Pope Devoted Life To God For Nothing
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May 9, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Cardinal Passed Over For Pope Devoted Life To God For Nothing
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Teacher Can Tell Child With Spiky Hair, Sunglasses Comes From A Rad Home
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May 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Teacher Can Tell Child With Spiky Hair, Sunglasses Comes From A Rad Home
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Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know
March 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know
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Cardinal With 3-Foot Vertical Leap Emerges As Frontrunner In Papal Combine
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Cardinal With 3-Foot Vertical Leap Emerges As Frontrunner In Papal Combine
VATICAN CITY—Revealing that he had quickly distinguished himself at the four-day invitation-only event, Vatican sources confirmed Friday that Cardinal Timothy M. Dolan, a 75-year-old American prelate with a 3-foot vertical leap, had emerged as the frontrunner in the Papal Combine. “The College of Cardinals has produced some strong prospects this time around, but Dolan’s basilica […]
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March 2, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Cardinal With 3-Foot Vertical Leap Emerges As Frontrunner In Papal Combine
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Jalyx Hunt says 'cool Italian guy' Vic Fangio called second-half Super Bowl defense 'unacceptable'
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Jalyx Hunt says 'cool Italian guy' Vic Fangio called second-half Super Bowl defense 'unacceptable' | OnPattison
Throughout his rookie season, Eagles edge rusher Jalyx Hunt became fond of defensive coordinator Vic Fangio, whom he referred to as "a cool Italian guy."
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February 25, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Jalyx Hunt says 'cool Italian guy' Vic Fangio called second-half Super Bowl defense 'unacceptable'
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If the rest of the NFL puts in writing that they’re scared of the Eagles and tired of being bullied then I will be ok with banning the tush push.
February 25, 2025 at 3:13 PM
If the rest of the NFL puts in writing that they’re scared of the Eagles and tired of being bullied then I will be ok with banning the tush push.
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"Fuck ICE, Fuck Trump + Musk, Go Birds"
Seen in Philadelphia
Seen in Philadelphia
February 11, 2025 at 1:34 AM
"Fuck ICE, Fuck Trump + Musk, Go Birds"
Seen in Philadelphia
Seen in Philadelphia
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We got this...calm down #flyeaglesfly #eaglessky
February 17, 2025 at 1:06 AM
We got this...calm down #flyeaglesfly #eaglessky
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Philadelphia Enjoys Quiet Week Of Super Bowl Victory Reflection
Philadelphia Enjoys Quiet Week Of Super Bowl Victory Reflection
PHILADELPHIA—With a hush falling over the city as millions choose to stay indoors and focus on taking deep, slow breaths, Philadelphia residents have been enjoying a quiet week of Super Bowl victory r...
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February 12, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Philadelphia Enjoys Quiet Week Of Super Bowl Victory Reflection
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Super Bowl LIX Under Review!
Jalen Hurts saved his best for last.
That was an all-time playoff run by the Eagles.
That was an all-time performance by the Eagles defense.
And where do the Chiefs go from here?
www.theringer.com/2025/02/11/n...
Jalen Hurts saved his best for last.
That was an all-time playoff run by the Eagles.
That was an all-time performance by the Eagles defense.
And where do the Chiefs go from here?
www.theringer.com/2025/02/11/n...
Super Bowl LIX Under Review: Jalen Hurts Saved His Best Performance for Last
Let’s break down the advanced metrics and biggest story lines coming out of the Eagles’ dominant Super Bowl win against the Chiefs
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February 11, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Super Bowl LIX Under Review!
Jalen Hurts saved his best for last.
That was an all-time playoff run by the Eagles.
That was an all-time performance by the Eagles defense.
And where do the Chiefs go from here?
www.theringer.com/2025/02/11/n...
Jalen Hurts saved his best for last.
That was an all-time playoff run by the Eagles.
That was an all-time performance by the Eagles defense.
And where do the Chiefs go from here?
www.theringer.com/2025/02/11/n...
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On the night Nick Sirianni deserved and the forever Eagle who joined him in the end.
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Wulf: No one deserved a night like this more than Nick Sirianni and the man who joined him in the end - PHLY Sports
NEW ORLEANS -- When the lights turned on a little after 3 a.m., only two remained. One, who carried the season's heaviest weight, and the other, who had the
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February 11, 2025 at 2:12 PM
On the night Nick Sirianni deserved and the forever Eagle who joined him in the end.
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Good Afternoon from your Super Bowl Champion, Philadelphia Eagles.
February 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Good Afternoon from your Super Bowl Champion, Philadelphia Eagles.
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Jalen Hurts drafted after Burrow, Tua, Herbert, Love… just became Super Bowl
MVP by stopping a 3-peat, beating Mahomes and Carson Wentz on the other sideline. Benched at Alabama. Shined at Oklahoma. Revenge in SB 59. What a remarkable story.
MVP by stopping a 3-peat, beating Mahomes and Carson Wentz on the other sideline. Benched at Alabama. Shined at Oklahoma. Revenge in SB 59. What a remarkable story.
February 10, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Jalen Hurts drafted after Burrow, Tua, Herbert, Love… just became Super Bowl
MVP by stopping a 3-peat, beating Mahomes and Carson Wentz on the other sideline. Benched at Alabama. Shined at Oklahoma. Revenge in SB 59. What a remarkable story.
MVP by stopping a 3-peat, beating Mahomes and Carson Wentz on the other sideline. Benched at Alabama. Shined at Oklahoma. Revenge in SB 59. What a remarkable story.
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Nick Sirianni To Eagles Fans: ‘I Hate All Of You, Fuck You’ theonion.com/nick-si...
February 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Nick Sirianni To Eagles Fans: ‘I Hate All Of You, Fuck You’ theonion.com/nick-si...
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superbowl mvp.
February 10, 2025 at 4:20 AM
superbowl mvp.
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SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS!
THIS ONE’S FOR YOU PHILLY!
THIS ONE’S FOR YOU PHILLY!
February 10, 2025 at 3:45 AM
SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS!
THIS ONE’S FOR YOU PHILLY!
THIS ONE’S FOR YOU PHILLY!
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The Eagles have won Super Bowl LIX, defeating the Kansas City Chiefs 40-22! This marks the Birds' second time claiming the Vince Lombardi Trophy.
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February 10, 2025 at 3:18 AM
The Eagles have won Super Bowl LIX, defeating the Kansas City Chiefs 40-22! This marks the Birds' second time claiming the Vince Lombardi Trophy.
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season of a lifetime.
February 10, 2025 at 4:19 AM
season of a lifetime.
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Thou has been redeemed.
February 10, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Thou has been redeemed.