Dylan Platt
@dylanplatt.bsky.social
If you don't already know, I'm not gonna be the one to break it to you. He/Him.
Oooookay fireworks companies... We all laughed when you tried to make orange fountains a Halloween thing, but this is a step too far. Stay in your lane, mofos
December 18, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Oooookay fireworks companies... We all laughed when you tried to make orange fountains a Halloween thing, but this is a step too far. Stay in your lane, mofos
I've always been partial to Sam Raimi's storyboard images for Evil Dead 2, like this one depicting the finale battle
December 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I've always been partial to Sam Raimi's storyboard images for Evil Dead 2, like this one depicting the finale battle
Reminds me of one of my very favorite moments from Ted Lasso:
November 19, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Reminds me of one of my very favorite moments from Ted Lasso:
Everything is going according to plan
November 19, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Everything is going according to plan
With no context I can only assume this means my dreams have come true and this meme is trending again
November 18, 2025 at 9:42 PM
With no context I can only assume this means my dreams have come true and this meme is trending again