Dylan Platt
@dylanplatt.bsky.social
If you don't already know, I'm not gonna be the one to break it to you. He/Him.
Oooookay fireworks companies... We all laughed when you tried to make orange fountains a Halloween thing, but this is a step too far. Stay in your lane, mofos
December 18, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Oooookay fireworks companies... We all laughed when you tried to make orange fountains a Halloween thing, but this is a step too far. Stay in your lane, mofos
In dreams I see it now,
and though it seems
I'm bound to roam,
My thoughts are still of
Texas and of home.
and though it seems
I'm bound to roam,
My thoughts are still of
Texas and of home.
December 18, 2025 at 8:41 PM
In dreams I see it now,
and though it seems
I'm bound to roam,
My thoughts are still of
Texas and of home.
and though it seems
I'm bound to roam,
My thoughts are still of
Texas and of home.
Reposted by Dylan Platt
Goddamn, but I love that even almost 20 years later, people are still talking about U R MR GAY
In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.
November 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Goddamn, but I love that even almost 20 years later, people are still talking about U R MR GAY
If anybody was wondering, Xinth the Black Coat whips all kinds of ass. Holy hell (pun intended), Hades 2 just keeps delivering incredible ideas again and again. I need to go back and wrap up the second half of Silksong but I'll be damned (pun again) if I don't just keep thinking "eh, one more run".
October 7, 2025 at 4:54 AM
If anybody was wondering, Xinth the Black Coat whips all kinds of ass. Holy hell (pun intended), Hades 2 just keeps delivering incredible ideas again and again. I need to go back and wrap up the second half of Silksong but I'll be damned (pun again) if I don't just keep thinking "eh, one more run".
Cannot BELIEVE more people don't talk about "I'm sorry baby, I had to crash that Honda" as one of the all-time funniest movie lines. I kinda want to buy a Honda just so I can make a bumper sticker that says "I'm sorry baby, I had to crash that" and put it right over the Honda logo.
September 29, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Cannot BELIEVE more people don't talk about "I'm sorry baby, I had to crash that Honda" as one of the all-time funniest movie lines. I kinda want to buy a Honda just so I can make a bumper sticker that says "I'm sorry baby, I had to crash that" and put it right over the Honda logo.
Fucking FINALLY took down The Last Judge. Damn, what a fight. Curious to see what's beyond the door I've been stuck at for almost three days.
September 23, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Fucking FINALLY took down The Last Judge. Damn, what a fight. Curious to see what's beyond the door I've been stuck at for almost three days.
Hell yes! Fuck yeah! Sister Splinter was a righteous pain but is now kindling. This game rules.
September 9, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Hell yes! Fuck yeah! Sister Splinter was a righteous pain but is now kindling. This game rules.
A few hours in: Silksong seems to be the Bloodborne to Hollow Knight's Dark Souls. Combat rhythms are reminiscent of what came before but with the speed and aggression tuned WAY higher. The world is just as enthralling, and the tone is somehow lighter AND bleaker. Long story short: it's rad as hell.
September 5, 2025 at 5:05 AM
A few hours in: Silksong seems to be the Bloodborne to Hollow Knight's Dark Souls. Combat rhythms are reminiscent of what came before but with the speed and aggression tuned WAY higher. The world is just as enthralling, and the tone is somehow lighter AND bleaker. Long story short: it's rad as hell.