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Dylan Miracle
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Minneapolis dad. Quantum computers, classical computers, finger counting, other computers not yet known. Comic sans is a perfectly good font. Getting back into reverse Polish. dmiracle.22 on signal
Damn! One in four Minnesotans will just disagree because that much agreement makes them uncomfortable
77.37% for Jason Chavez? Phhhbbtttt, I like my part of town.
November 5, 2025 at 5:31 AM
My main takeaway from tonight is that you need to be super hot to win a big race as a progressive
November 5, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Trump shaggy posting on election day
And Trump chimes in lol
November 5, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Logging on to my government account to get the non Mamdani news only to find that twin cities bsky is also only Zoh-posting
November 5, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Tfw agents get write access to your code base
July 12, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Feel like the culture is sleeping on Work it out Wombats
July 12, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Big Trouble in Little China and it’s not even close unless you include Patrick Swayze movies that you thought were Kurt Russell movies
July 12, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Murderbot - “I need to check the perimeter”
Me - 😭
July 12, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Re budget for cold beverages
July 4, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Recorded music gives you no reference for how loud a live show will be
July 4, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Comforting 30 minute unregulated supplement advertisements
June 29, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Dog is coming out from under the bed, we are officially safe 55406
June 29, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Reposted by Dylan Miracle
I was interested to see if I could get streetlit sunflowers in frame with lightning glow and I did
June 29, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Guess I had the fridge open when the alert went off and that’s how I learned my fridge has an open door alarm that is a mysteriously quiet beep
June 29, 2025 at 6:30 AM
God I love our meteorologists — seems like we are good here in S Minneapolis
June 29, 2025 at 6:25 AM
The whole violent winds to creepy stillness is really unsettling here in the 06
June 29, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Dog won’t come out from under the bed, I have no tornado strategy for this and also can only carry both kids into the basement
June 29, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Matty needs to see a poll about whether having a spine is a popular position
June 20, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Infrastructure envy
June 20, 2025 at 1:54 PM
One thing about Trump is that he is actually an amazing grifter. He’s taken the Russians, the Saudis, Silicon Valley, taxpayers, etc. Dude will finesse anyone.
June 20, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Someone found out today is a federal holiday
‘get back to work’
June 20, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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This is a vital message: one of the larger reasons BlueSky is refreshingly free of alt-right shitlords is because in the early days we made a gentleperson’s agreement to starve these fuckos out and it worked. No likes, no quotes, no engagement. They got bored and left. Please keep the Old Ways.
Vice-President JD Vance confirms he has joined BlueSky.

@jd-vance-1.bsky.social
June 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I do like how the vp had to get like the 10th aol instant messenger version of his username
June 19, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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A sign on the Sabo Bridge in Minneapolis stating all of our feelings about Mike Lee
June 18, 2025 at 11:45 PM
A trans person would have known to check who was on the signal chat
June 18, 2025 at 9:46 PM