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Dylan Miracle
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Minneapolis dad. Quantum computers, classical computers, finger counting, other computers not yet known. Comic sans is a perfectly good font. Getting back into reverse Polish. dmiracle.22 on signal
November 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Tfw agents get write access to your code base
July 12, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Big Trouble in Little China and it’s not even close unless you include Patrick Swayze movies that you thought were Kurt Russell movies
July 12, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Re budget for cold beverages
July 4, 2025 at 5:58 AM
June 19, 2025 at 12:26 AM
In calling for Klobuchar to respond to Mike Lee’s gross tweets I got several responses about my callousness to her grieving which is fine but this sentiment baffling to me. The idea that all that matters in a leader is their position and that they can’t do anything else with their words. Deep rot
June 16, 2025 at 2:35 AM
June 15, 2025 at 2:59 AM
counterpoint
June 14, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I know it’s peak millennial soy posting to filter everything through LOTR memes but anyway
June 14, 2025 at 4:12 PM
without downloading any pics, where are you mentally
June 12, 2025 at 5:41 AM
"Describe a favorite movie in the most misleading way possible."

Cop can’t get a robot to kill him
June 12, 2025 at 5:22 AM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
June 12, 2025 at 5:02 AM
New personal policy, every baseless attack on Jason is another campaign contribution. He asked all the right questions, showed up, spoke out, and is being targeted for it. That’s my rep
June 12, 2025 at 4:32 AM
June 8, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Chekhov’s chair
June 7, 2025 at 3:45 AM
To the tune of 16 tons: “and if the AI don’t get you then the CO2 will”
June 5, 2025 at 1:21 AM
So obviously I am a giant nerd but would like to point out that the indoor air quality in my house sets off the alarm on my air quality detector and with all my air purifiers running full blast. It’s about twice as bad outside
June 3, 2025 at 11:49 PM
My convention helper was quite interested in these politics
May 31, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Ward 9 convention off to a smooth start
May 31, 2025 at 4:27 PM
in the end google decided I'm the problem
May 27, 2025 at 8:02 PM
May 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
My “Makian VcferanL” apron is dirty, going to have to grill in something else today
May 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
May 25, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I don’t remember the name of our rescue but her mom was pregnant when she was rescued from SD and we got her when she was a tiny peanut. She’s 4
May 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
She’s 55lbs and not so long but they sure do have similar markings!
May 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM