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mari
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lesbian photographer + court reporting student
I can get on bsky on my computer! Yay! Maybe because I'm in Louisiana right now, but they've completely banned access on my phone no matter my location.
August 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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🛸💥 I lowkey just crash landed… hope I’m giving intergalactic puss 👽🐱

I’m so excited for Masterclass S2!!! 💖
August 22, 2025 at 6:06 PM
😭 hate it here
bsky.app Bluesky @bsky.app · Aug 22
Unfortunately, Bluesky is unavailable in Mississippi right now, due to a new state law that requires age verification for all users.

While intended for child safety, we think this law poses broader challenges & creates significant barriers that limit free speech & harm smaller platforms like ours.
August 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
want to get a masters in linguistics and teach but also want to get my court reporting certification and also don't want to move right now to pursue said linguistics masters idk idk idk
August 12, 2025 at 2:56 AM
quit being an advisor and am back at starbucks lmao (which surprisingly pays more). if we didn't have any appointments, we would just sit there doing fucking nothing the whole day and were told to "look busy."
quitting starbucks to be an academic advisor for a community college :) yay!
August 12, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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fuck ice fuck ice fuck ice fuck ice fuck ice fuck ice fuck ice fuck
June 11, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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i love lesbians
June 7, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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“switch 2” “switch 2” how about you switch 2 supporting local drag
June 6, 2025 at 3:03 AM
i love showing people how stenography machines work because they're always blown away and it's so funny to me. i'm explaining how to write based on phonetics and they're like "nope i could never!!" babe do we understand syllables and phonics
June 6, 2025 at 3:40 AM
also it’s fuck duolingo for life because how are you going to “value free, accessible language education” and then use AI to run everything. put some effort and care into things instead of having AI give people inaccurate, wonky sentences they will never use.
June 4, 2025 at 3:12 PM
i wish i would’ve just studied a language in college. tf am i doing with a public relations degree? at least i would’ve been a hot bilingual bitch
June 4, 2025 at 3:08 PM
my beautiful, perfect, angel girlfriend got accepted into a phd program for civil engineering!!! yay!!!
June 3, 2025 at 2:37 PM
i love court reporting so much
May 14, 2025 at 1:59 AM
actually so upset i missed the gay spelling bee competition at sipps bc i would’ve devoured
April 21, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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I wish the gays and the aussies had gatekept the word cunt more
April 12, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Abolish ICE. Abolish the Secret Police. Abolish Fascism.
April 9, 2025 at 1:24 PM
listen, i don’t know much about the teaching side of academia, but i’m watching this man go to chat gpt to create his course quizzes, tests, and homework assignments and i am so shocked lol bc aren’t you supposed to be against this?
April 9, 2025 at 2:12 PM
love starting a new job and having to say “the person that i am dating” instead of using the word “girlfriend” bc idk if they’re homophobic or not. 🙃
April 4, 2025 at 3:19 PM
today some old dude grabbed my arm and fucking turned it to see my tattoo. stop touching strangers!!!!!!
March 29, 2025 at 2:03 AM
quitting starbucks to be an academic advisor for a community college :) yay!
March 4, 2025 at 7:59 PM
can elon musk stop emailing my girlfriend
March 1, 2025 at 12:10 AM
how come when you order panera’s tomato soup to-go it never comes with the croutons like it’s supposed to :(
February 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
also in life updates, someone sponsored me to go to a court reporting conference and i’m soooo excited 💓
February 16, 2025 at 5:01 PM
went to the zoo yesterday and had ethiopian food for the first time with my sunshine angel girl
February 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
the drag race lip sync song choices have been so bad these past few episodes
February 15, 2025 at 2:29 AM