TURKEY LURKEY TANO
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gobble gobble gobblin’ up that booty!!!
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Should I get Wendy’s or chipotle for dinner
November 14, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Should I get Wendy’s or chipotle for dinner
Dorinda really changed my life with “write it, regret it, say it, forget it”
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Dorinda really changed my life with “write it, regret it, say it, forget it”
I’m sorry are they acting like having sex with a fifteen year old isn’t pedophilia
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I’m sorry are they acting like having sex with a fifteen year old isn’t pedophilia
Will I take a pic in that new blastoise trend just to have it? Sure. Will I post it? Absolutely not
November 13, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Will I take a pic in that new blastoise trend just to have it? Sure. Will I post it? Absolutely not
I have to be the most mysterious bitch with an eczema flare up in any given room
November 13, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I have to be the most mysterious bitch with an eczema flare up in any given room
If morning mimosa was a real show I’d be tuned in every day
November 12, 2025 at 8:13 PM
If morning mimosa was a real show I’d be tuned in every day
It doesn’t matter that I’m mad because I’m gonna think about how there’s gonna be a new Robyn song and I’m gonna plan a trip to king spa bc I deserve it
November 12, 2025 at 5:32 AM
It doesn’t matter that I’m mad because I’m gonna think about how there’s gonna be a new Robyn song and I’m gonna plan a trip to king spa bc I deserve it
Me in an hour when they don’t announce kh4 news or ff9 remake:
November 11, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Me in an hour when they don’t announce kh4 news or ff9 remake:
just know that if you see me playin overwatch at any time the moon is out I am GEEKED
November 11, 2025 at 7:14 AM
just know that if you see me playin overwatch at any time the moon is out I am GEEKED
this is in response to me saying “take it down a notch because you’re complaining about a game for children”
November 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
this is in response to me saying “take it down a notch because you’re complaining about a game for children”
got out of the shower and immediately had to poop
November 10, 2025 at 8:12 PM
got out of the shower and immediately had to poop
When I was in high school, dick durbin came to speak to my ap gov class, and he made a girl cry because she said he looked taller on tv.
November 10, 2025 at 6:15 PM
When I was in high school, dick durbin came to speak to my ap gov class, and he made a girl cry because she said he looked taller on tv.
hot abc 7 weatherman I’m single btw
November 10, 2025 at 4:01 AM
hot abc 7 weatherman I’m single btw
I wanna go to chilis and get absolutely fucked up on their shitty wicked drinks
November 8, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I wanna go to chilis and get absolutely fucked up on their shitty wicked drinks
the new Hilary duff song and the new Katy Perry song sound the same to me, and they’re both gonna be songs for 38 year old white girls and the Pete Buttigieg campaign
November 8, 2025 at 7:33 PM
the new Hilary duff song and the new Katy Perry song sound the same to me, and they’re both gonna be songs for 38 year old white girls and the Pete Buttigieg campaign
How the hell do you guys have photos from ten years ago on your phone my oldest photo is from like, the beginning of January
November 8, 2025 at 5:52 PM
How the hell do you guys have photos from ten years ago on your phone my oldest photo is from like, the beginning of January
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“0% woke shit”
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
“0% woke shit”
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
Remember when there was a froyo shop every five steps you’d take? Lets bring that back
November 8, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Remember when there was a froyo shop every five steps you’d take? Lets bring that back
I really truly mean it when I say that a) I don’t wanna hear any of you streaming this loser’s music anymore and b) 212 is NOT good enough for you bozos to co-sign this behavior
November 7, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I really truly mean it when I say that a) I don’t wanna hear any of you streaming this loser’s music anymore and b) 212 is NOT good enough for you bozos to co-sign this behavior
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swiftieism is an anti-art movement
November 7, 2025 at 5:59 PM
swiftieism is an anti-art movement
I had to play this twice because it stopped me in my tracks. I almost burned my breakfast. It’s haunting me
Mio Cristo Piange Diamanti by ROSALÍA on Apple Music
Song · 2025 · Duration 4:29
music.apple.com
November 7, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I had to play this twice because it stopped me in my tracks. I almost burned my breakfast. It’s haunting me
just an fyi if this does clayface and it’s bad it’ll be my 13th reason
Matt Reeves Says ‘The Batman 2’ Villain Has ‘Never Really Been Done in a Film Before’
Matt Reeves Says ‘The Batman 2’ Villain Has ‘Never Really Been Done in a Film Before’
Matt Reeves said that the villain in 'The Batman Part 2' hasn't 'really been done in a movie before.'
variety.com
November 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
just an fyi if this does clayface and it’s bad it’ll be my 13th reason
maybe 3 of these are actually good albums worth listening to…
#GRAMMYs ALBUM OF THE YEAR NOMINEES
» Bad Bunny, ‘DeBÍ TiRAR MáS FOToS’
» Justin Bieber, ‘SWAG’
» Sabrina Carpenter, ‘Man’s Best Friend’
» Clipse, ‘Let God Sort Em Out’
» Lady Gaga, ‘MAYHEM’
» Kendrick Lamar, ‘GNX’
» Leon Thomas, ‘MUTT’
» Tyler, The Creator, ‘CHROMAKOPIA’
» Bad Bunny, ‘DeBÍ TiRAR MáS FOToS’
» Justin Bieber, ‘SWAG’
» Sabrina Carpenter, ‘Man’s Best Friend’
» Clipse, ‘Let God Sort Em Out’
» Lady Gaga, ‘MAYHEM’
» Kendrick Lamar, ‘GNX’
» Leon Thomas, ‘MUTT’
» Tyler, The Creator, ‘CHROMAKOPIA’
November 7, 2025 at 5:15 PM
maybe 3 of these are actually good albums worth listening to…