why tf does this vance look like me ...

it says i have 40 followers but only letting me see 10 of them are all the rest just bots ?

i got clumsy paws

me: so a "california stop" is illegal. and a "rolling stop" is illegal. but a "california roll" is a delicious treat

anton chigurh seeing another car coming: Nevermind. Just go.

the netherlands used to be a proper country

if you voted for trump i hope that you die

ehlers danlos syndrome is contagious but only between convention merch tablers

or like. resist lib heaven

Yeah that's my nazi rapist friend but don't judge him lol he is neurodivergent, (He starts freaking out and screaming and doing Heil Hitlers) Omg he's stimming ,

Making some home made yellow paint~

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this app feels like your liberal aunt who doesn't actually do anything about discrimination

If you Google "inauguration day," you're greeted with an animation of fireworks forming the shape of the American flag. Google has never done something like this for the inauguration, sources told me, out of fear of appearing partisan. But that's changed now, with Sergey and Sundar attending.

Everything you need ✨

Age regression but it’s just me crying over losing my diamond armor in Minecraft after falling in lava and crying about it so hard I throw up

i should use this more