David Michael Pierce
@dweeze.bsky.social
And I don't know a soul who's not been battered
I don't have a friend who feels at ease
I don't know a dream that's not been shattered
Or driven to its knees
I don't have a friend who feels at ease
I don't know a dream that's not been shattered
Or driven to its knees
I wouldn’t have done this if it hadn’t been on sale, but I have to admit there is something cool about this.
November 16, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I wouldn’t have done this if it hadn’t been on sale, but I have to admit there is something cool about this.
Someone has to have done this one
November 9, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Someone has to have done this one
Big ass fish at Fuji Grill
November 6, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Big ass fish at Fuji Grill
I've been looking at this email header in my inbox for weeks now and it just now made me giggle like a college freshman
November 1, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I've been looking at this email header in my inbox for weeks now and it just now made me giggle like a college freshman
You joke, but this was a sign in my local grocery store last spring.
October 16, 2025 at 8:24 PM
You joke, but this was a sign in my local grocery store last spring.
Happy Birthday to the best son in the world.
My son. Not to disparage anyone else’s son, but I’m talking about my son.
My son. Not to disparage anyone else’s son, but I’m talking about my son.
October 15, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Happy Birthday to the best son in the world.
My son. Not to disparage anyone else’s son, but I’m talking about my son.
My son. Not to disparage anyone else’s son, but I’m talking about my son.
I've got a really cool potato ricer that you squeeze horizontally, not vertically, and it works so much easier with much less force, but I can't get skins through it. So I peel.
October 8, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I've got a really cool potato ricer that you squeeze horizontally, not vertically, and it works so much easier with much less force, but I can't get skins through it. So I peel.
Char Siu spare ribs prepped and ready to go on the grill tomorrow afternoon after marinating over night.
October 4, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Char Siu spare ribs prepped and ready to go on the grill tomorrow afternoon after marinating over night.
“I DON’T KNOW WHAT I’M DOING”
September 27, 2025 at 3:53 PM
“I DON’T KNOW WHAT I’M DOING”
Update. The dude is scum
August 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Update. The dude is scum
Regarding the Cracker Barrel rebrand, a few years ago Land O Lakes (my preferred brand of butter) rebranded from the image on top to the image on the bottom for what should be very obvious reasons. I was at the store picking up butter (among other things) and a woman standing right next to me said
August 22, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Regarding the Cracker Barrel rebrand, a few years ago Land O Lakes (my preferred brand of butter) rebranded from the image on top to the image on the bottom for what should be very obvious reasons. I was at the store picking up butter (among other things) and a woman standing right next to me said
The new glasses are in! The new glasses are in!
August 15, 2025 at 1:22 PM
The new glasses are in! The new glasses are in!
Today’s grilling experiment. Beer can chicken without beer. Or a can. Diet Cherry 7-Up in a device made for making beer can chicken without a can.
July 12, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Today’s grilling experiment. Beer can chicken without beer. Or a can. Diet Cherry 7-Up in a device made for making beer can chicken without a can.
Come admire my excellent photoshop skills. Looks so realistic!
June 24, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Come admire my excellent photoshop skills. Looks so realistic!
This is where the kid spends his summers working. Am I insanely jealous because I wish I had a summer cooking job working in a place like this when I was 22? DUH
June 19, 2025 at 11:09 PM
This is where the kid spends his summers working. Am I insanely jealous because I wish I had a summer cooking job working in a place like this when I was 22? DUH
The kid made a new friend in Alaska
(I’m inordinately proud of the alt text on this one)
(I’m inordinately proud of the alt text on this one)
June 17, 2025 at 3:37 PM
The kid made a new friend in Alaska
(I’m inordinately proud of the alt text on this one)
(I’m inordinately proud of the alt text on this one)
A moment ago: I bet I can get the lawn mowed before it starts to rain
Now:
Now:
June 16, 2025 at 9:06 PM
A moment ago: I bet I can get the lawn mowed before it starts to rain
Now:
Now:
DON’T FLASH A TITLE CARD LIKE THIS AND NOT EXPLAIN IT.
June 14, 2025 at 2:10 AM
DON’T FLASH A TITLE CARD LIKE THIS AND NOT EXPLAIN IT.
Have you read this? It's excellent
May 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Have you read this? It's excellent
Fixed that for you
April 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Fixed that for you
I could not be prouder to be the father of these two young men. A 22-year old and a 27-year old who care about other people, are kind and loving, and reject the current path our country is on. My ex and I must have done a lot right
March 3, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I could not be prouder to be the father of these two young men. A 22-year old and a 27-year old who care about other people, are kind and loving, and reject the current path our country is on. My ex and I must have done a lot right
They’re doing it again this spring! Selling babies! Openly and blatantly! How do they keep getting away with this?!?!?!?
February 26, 2025 at 9:06 PM
They’re doing it again this spring! Selling babies! Openly and blatantly! How do they keep getting away with this?!?!?!?