kelli caplinger
@dutchtulips.bsky.social
superstar nerd with big feminist energy. madness is the glory of this life. she/her. ♍
just got issued a winter storm warning for tomorrow. anywhere from 2-11 inches of snow on the way. ☃️
November 28, 2025 at 6:06 PM
just got issued a winter storm warning for tomorrow. anywhere from 2-11 inches of snow on the way. ☃️
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good news everyone the Mistaken Text From Grandma Thanksgiving buddy drama is still going strong
this story delights me every year
this story delights me every year
From text to tradition: Jamal Hinton and Wanda Dench mark 10th Thanksgiving together after accidental invitation.
Arizona pair celebrates decade of friendship that started with wrong text
From text to tradition: Jamal Hinton and Wanda Dench mark 10th Thanksgiving together after accidental invitation.
www.azfamily.com
November 28, 2025 at 2:34 AM
good news everyone the Mistaken Text From Grandma Thanksgiving buddy drama is still going strong
this story delights me every year
this story delights me every year
the NWS is actually warning us about a winter storm watch two days before it even goes into effect.
November 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
the NWS is actually warning us about a winter storm watch two days before it even goes into effect.
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Happy Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Happy Thanksgiving
remember when david letterman used to do a thanksgiving show with his mom and tried to guess the pies she made? that was so delightful. 😆
November 27, 2025 at 5:12 PM
remember when david letterman used to do a thanksgiving show with his mom and tried to guess the pies she made? that was so delightful. 😆
mst3k and bob's burgers are two fandoms of mine that have really made thanksgiving appointment viewing for themselves and I love it.
November 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
mst3k and bob's burgers are two fandoms of mine that have really made thanksgiving appointment viewing for themselves and I love it.
how would we even explain thanksgiving to aliens? "oh, yeah, thanksgiving? it's a holiday where we celebrate a different holiday." 🤔
November 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
how would we even explain thanksgiving to aliens? "oh, yeah, thanksgiving? it's a holiday where we celebrate a different holiday." 🤔
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November 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
happy thanksgiving, y'all. 🦃
November 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
happy thanksgiving, y'all. 🦃
I went into the kitchen and mom's already got the potatoes and the peeler sitting out for tomorrow, lol. 🥔
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I went into the kitchen and mom's already got the potatoes and the peeler sitting out for tomorrow, lol. 🥔
we got pandy a christmas collar but I insisted that we can't put it on here until at least friday, lol.
November 27, 2025 at 12:45 AM
we got pandy a christmas collar but I insisted that we can't put it on here until at least friday, lol.
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I wonder that you will still be talking, Signior Benedick, nobody marks you.
November 26, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I wonder that you will still be talking, Signior Benedick, nobody marks you.
got ANOTHER wind advisory today. 💨 the temperatures are starting to plummet.
November 26, 2025 at 4:22 PM
got ANOTHER wind advisory today. 💨 the temperatures are starting to plummet.
I mean, mythbusters DID prove that they are cleaner than the air dryers!
At this point, the Washpost edit page is just trolling its readers.
This is today's actual house editorial.
This is today's actual house editorial.
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I mean, mythbusters DID prove that they are cleaner than the air dryers!
got our thanksgiving shopping done today. 🛒 we only bought chicken drumsticks instead of a turkey since there's not enough of us to merit one, lol.
November 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
got our thanksgiving shopping done today. 🛒 we only bought chicken drumsticks instead of a turkey since there's not enough of us to merit one, lol.
looks like we've got a wind advisory today. 💨
November 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
looks like we've got a wind advisory today. 💨
warriors get the 134-117 victory over the jazz, yay! #DubNation
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 AM
warriors get the 134-117 victory over the jazz, yay! #DubNation
I somehow didn't realize until recently that there is a running joke in the #bobsburgers thanksgiving episodes: bob trying to give a toast and is always interrupted, lol.
November 25, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I somehow didn't realize until recently that there is a running joke in the #bobsburgers thanksgiving episodes: bob trying to give a toast and is always interrupted, lol.
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Why do people act like fun only counts if it’s parties, trips, or busy plans? I can stay in bed with snacks, binge random shows, scroll through playlists, stare at the ceiling for hours, and still feel like I’m living my best life
November 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Why do people act like fun only counts if it’s parties, trips, or busy plans? I can stay in bed with snacks, binge random shows, scroll through playlists, stare at the ceiling for hours, and still feel like I’m living my best life
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having exactly (1) day out of the year where every amateur chef in America attempts to cook a giant bird and not fuck it up is, honestly, a wonderful and hilarious tradition
November 27, 2024 at 3:01 PM
having exactly (1) day out of the year where every amateur chef in America attempts to cook a giant bird and not fuck it up is, honestly, a wonderful and hilarious tradition