Humanist Son of a Preacher Man
@dustythecritic.bsky.social
Movie lover (sometimes). Lover of (almost) all dogs. Casual psychedelic dabbler. Ex-nanny (Even though I never liked kids). Atheist raised by loving Christians that I admire.
Blue heart stuck in a red state.
Blue heart stuck in a red state.
I haven’t seen a reason to unfollow yet.
Come on. Hardly anyone here is cool.
Come on. Hardly anyone here is cool.
a man in a suit says i don t want to go
ALT: a man in a suit says i don t want to go
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November 19, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I haven’t seen a reason to unfollow yet.
Come on. Hardly anyone here is cool.
Come on. Hardly anyone here is cool.
And now I’m thinking about Talk Radio.
November 18, 2025 at 11:12 PM
And now I’m thinking about Talk Radio.
Fights bad.
Story bad.
Movie bad.
Snipes bored.
Posey hot.
Story bad.
Movie bad.
Snipes bored.
Posey hot.
November 18, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Fights bad.
Story bad.
Movie bad.
Snipes bored.
Posey hot.
Story bad.
Movie bad.
Snipes bored.
Posey hot.
That one didn’t work for me at all. I just never got caught up in it. Didn’t like how it looked. Didn’t like the action. Cast was fine.
I was excited for it though. I know most people liked it. Can’t win them all.
I was excited for it though. I know most people liked it. Can’t win them all.
November 18, 2025 at 8:39 PM
That one didn’t work for me at all. I just never got caught up in it. Didn’t like how it looked. Didn’t like the action. Cast was fine.
I was excited for it though. I know most people liked it. Can’t win them all.
I was excited for it though. I know most people liked it. Can’t win them all.
I liked him when I was very young and Politically Incorrect was on Comedy Central. Then I slowly had a Carlin-esque realization.
“Well he seems intelligent. Ah!!! He’s full-o-shit!!!”
“Well he seems intelligent. Ah!!! He’s full-o-shit!!!”
November 18, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I liked him when I was very young and Politically Incorrect was on Comedy Central. Then I slowly had a Carlin-esque realization.
“Well he seems intelligent. Ah!!! He’s full-o-shit!!!”
“Well he seems intelligent. Ah!!! He’s full-o-shit!!!”
Right. At least see how you age first unless it’s for a genuine medical reason.
November 18, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Right. At least see how you age first unless it’s for a genuine medical reason.
He knowingly made a sacrifice. He’s probably very personally proud of that moment in terms of improv comedy.
I never saw that lady naked again, but I bet she still can’t do anything with the lights off and that was 15 years ago.
She just shuts her eyes and sees ….
I never saw that lady naked again, but I bet she still can’t do anything with the lights off and that was 15 years ago.
She just shuts her eyes and sees ….
a chef in a kitchen with the words borg written on the bottom
ALT: a chef in a kitchen with the words borg written on the bottom
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November 18, 2025 at 4:42 PM
He knowingly made a sacrifice. He’s probably very personally proud of that moment in terms of improv comedy.
I never saw that lady naked again, but I bet she still can’t do anything with the lights off and that was 15 years ago.
She just shuts her eyes and sees ….
I never saw that lady naked again, but I bet she still can’t do anything with the lights off and that was 15 years ago.
She just shuts her eyes and sees ….
It’s easily in my top 10 action movies. Pure cinema. One of the few movies to make me feel anything close to a rush.
November 18, 2025 at 4:39 PM
It’s easily in my top 10 action movies. Pure cinema. One of the few movies to make me feel anything close to a rush.
He has never known that.
November 18, 2025 at 4:38 PM
He has never known that.
His version genuinely enjoyed pretending to be a clown.
November 18, 2025 at 4:33 PM
His version genuinely enjoyed pretending to be a clown.
I once said it at a very inappropriate time because I had recently watched Zombieland.
I had no excuse. I meant no harm. I deserved the results.
I’m much prouder of the time I talked like Swedish Chef at a very inappropriate time in the dark.
Still traumatizing, but not offensive.
I had no excuse. I meant no harm. I deserved the results.
I’m much prouder of the time I talked like Swedish Chef at a very inappropriate time in the dark.
Still traumatizing, but not offensive.
November 18, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I once said it at a very inappropriate time because I had recently watched Zombieland.
I had no excuse. I meant no harm. I deserved the results.
I’m much prouder of the time I talked like Swedish Chef at a very inappropriate time in the dark.
Still traumatizing, but not offensive.
I had no excuse. I meant no harm. I deserved the results.
I’m much prouder of the time I talked like Swedish Chef at a very inappropriate time in the dark.
Still traumatizing, but not offensive.
Exactly. I’ll be happy if she can do some damage to him, even if that’s not her prime intention. But she’s still a crazy fascist bigot.
Like when Grima kills Saruman in ROTK. It didn’t make him a good guy.
Or when Gollum accidentally destroys the ring.
Lotta LOTR references work here.
Like when Grima kills Saruman in ROTK. It didn’t make him a good guy.
Or when Gollum accidentally destroys the ring.
Lotta LOTR references work here.
November 18, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Exactly. I’ll be happy if she can do some damage to him, even if that’s not her prime intention. But she’s still a crazy fascist bigot.
Like when Grima kills Saruman in ROTK. It didn’t make him a good guy.
Or when Gollum accidentally destroys the ring.
Lotta LOTR references work here.
Like when Grima kills Saruman in ROTK. It didn’t make him a good guy.
Or when Gollum accidentally destroys the ring.
Lotta LOTR references work here.
I don’t even know you and I’m not going to get annoyed with someone talking about being happy.
Hold on to happy whenever you find it.
Hold on to happy whenever you find it.
November 18, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I don’t even know you and I’m not going to get annoyed with someone talking about being happy.
Hold on to happy whenever you find it.
Hold on to happy whenever you find it.
This was my birthday gift to myself about 6 years ago. It hurt. Covers most of a shoulder blade.
November 18, 2025 at 3:42 AM
This was my birthday gift to myself about 6 years ago. It hurt. Covers most of a shoulder blade.
I was just about to start telling the story about how I actually partied with Billie Joe once in the late 90’s, but then I remembered it was just a guy that looked like him.
November 18, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I was just about to start telling the story about how I actually partied with Billie Joe once in the late 90’s, but then I remembered it was just a guy that looked like him.
That only works if you imagine it as a Tom Waits song.
November 17, 2025 at 9:47 PM
That only works if you imagine it as a Tom Waits song.
Poor Grummz. Poor Grummz’ sticky keyboard.
November 17, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Poor Grummz. Poor Grummz’ sticky keyboard.
I haven’t liked 1. Not 1. I’ve seen most of them.
Pure masochism on my part.
Pure masochism on my part.
November 17, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I haven’t liked 1. Not 1. I’ve seen most of them.
Pure masochism on my part.
Pure masochism on my part.
Cheese certainly does have its own personality.
November 17, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Cheese certainly does have its own personality.
Isn’t that a pretty normal response to many different foods when they’re cold vs hot ?
November 17, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Isn’t that a pretty normal response to many different foods when they’re cold vs hot ?
Was it just an entire scene from Withnail and I?
I hear they like to do that.
I hear they like to do that.
November 17, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Was it just an entire scene from Withnail and I?
I hear they like to do that.
I hear they like to do that.
Lucyfur has no problem finding a spot to poop. She just breaks it up into two spots.
But she gets some kind of doggy dementia when it’s time to pee.
Unless it’s raining. Then she suddenly knows how to focus and do her little pee yoga move.
But she gets some kind of doggy dementia when it’s time to pee.
Unless it’s raining. Then she suddenly knows how to focus and do her little pee yoga move.
November 17, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Lucyfur has no problem finding a spot to poop. She just breaks it up into two spots.
But she gets some kind of doggy dementia when it’s time to pee.
Unless it’s raining. Then she suddenly knows how to focus and do her little pee yoga move.
But she gets some kind of doggy dementia when it’s time to pee.
Unless it’s raining. Then she suddenly knows how to focus and do her little pee yoga move.
It wasn’t one of my favorite seasons, but Jasmine was a charming presence.
November 17, 2025 at 5:21 AM
It wasn’t one of my favorite seasons, but Jasmine was a charming presence.