As a season ticket holder, I asked about tickets a week in advance and they were still noncommittal. I ended up with two, but seriously, were they expecting to run short?! Has anyone in the ticket office been to a game this season?

Yes. I don't own a gun, but if I did, it would be to take those things out.

Keeping that turkey quite light skinned, probably a philosophical choice.

Please Lord let this be the year I got enough