The hoops we are currently not warming up on before our rec basketball practice because "liability." Yes Parks & Rec supervisor is here. Yes coach is here. Has your one-hour scheduled time block started? No? Then no, no warm-up for you. The court must remain empty while everyone stands on the side.

Yessssss

Please Lord let this be the year I got enough

Thanksgiving grocery prep trip be like ~50% butter

It's Thanksgiving meal planning day, that annual tradition wherein I look up new cranberry sauce recipes, denying the unquestionable reality that everybody just wants the stuff from the can.

Waiting, waiting, waiting...