It’s like halfway to a croque madame, he’s costing the bread in bechamel. Which is fine but weird for a grilled cheese

“Finance bro” is almost a slur, but that certainly couldn’t be conveying any information about preferences that I could take into account and adjust my profile

Elements of “the rich hated FDR because he was a class traitor.” Racism is bad, sure, but not nearly so bad as devaluing the neutrality of whiteness by mentioning racism

Are you going to add this to the game?

a lot of gear, first of all

He’s wearing his “would order NORAD to shoot down that commie’s sleigh” getup

Tom Emmer go back where you came from

The Sixers are funnier because they’ll really believe this is the year before the end of the

A stoned 15 year old might turn “can a computer be a virgin” into a conversation but the Jesus stuff is just annoying

Actually this is the second best I've ever felt. The best I've ever felt about America was watching a citizenship ceremony.

I'm still laughing at this play. Deeply amused that it sort of comes within normal structure