Dustin
@dustinevitable.bsky.social
Classically Trained Birdbrain
I can run backwards real fast
I can run backwards real fast
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[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.
January 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.
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Them: Find a way to resist by using your own strengths!
Me: How can I bring down morale by predicting the worst possible outcomes?
Me: How can I bring down morale by predicting the worst possible outcomes?
February 8, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Them: Find a way to resist by using your own strengths!
Me: How can I bring down morale by predicting the worst possible outcomes?
Me: How can I bring down morale by predicting the worst possible outcomes?
Why do people serving in table tennis matches always start the serve looking like this?
February 7, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Why do people serving in table tennis matches always start the serve looking like this?
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WOW
February 4, 2025 at 3:33 AM
WOW
Dermatologist: Don’t worry, that’s just a scrabulous cranklorn rotterburt dermafibroma, and it’s completely harmless.
But we can lance it off with a scalpel if it makes you feel like a disgusting monster.
Me: Thanks?
But we can lance it off with a scalpel if it makes you feel like a disgusting monster.
Me: Thanks?
February 3, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Dermatologist: Don’t worry, that’s just a scrabulous cranklorn rotterburt dermafibroma, and it’s completely harmless.
But we can lance it off with a scalpel if it makes you feel like a disgusting monster.
Me: Thanks?
But we can lance it off with a scalpel if it makes you feel like a disgusting monster.
Me: Thanks?
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60s band name: The Dogs
70s: Sturm Und Dragon
80s: Roger and the Gang
90s: Squee
00s: Disease Kids
10s: Weasel Farm
20s: edward jockey (5 people)
70s: Sturm Und Dragon
80s: Roger and the Gang
90s: Squee
00s: Disease Kids
10s: Weasel Farm
20s: edward jockey (5 people)
February 1, 2025 at 8:02 AM
60s band name: The Dogs
70s: Sturm Und Dragon
80s: Roger and the Gang
90s: Squee
00s: Disease Kids
10s: Weasel Farm
20s: edward jockey (5 people)
70s: Sturm Und Dragon
80s: Roger and the Gang
90s: Squee
00s: Disease Kids
10s: Weasel Farm
20s: edward jockey (5 people)
Anyone wanna come over and burst into tears with me this weekend?
February 1, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Anyone wanna come over and burst into tears with me this weekend?
Cul de sac? In this economy?!
January 31, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Cul de sac? In this economy?!
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Apparently I am the only American human who did not eat buttered noodles as a child, also noodle with just butter sounds weird, I like noodles and I like butter but come on you need more than just those two things
January 30, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Apparently I am the only American human who did not eat buttered noodles as a child, also noodle with just butter sounds weird, I like noodles and I like butter but come on you need more than just those two things
Watching Slow Horses and wondering if any other tv show character has had as much time devoted to describing how badly they stink #slowhorses
January 28, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Watching Slow Horses and wondering if any other tv show character has had as much time devoted to describing how badly they stink #slowhorses
Me seeing ads for the American version of Traitors after watching the UK one:
January 27, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Me seeing ads for the American version of Traitors after watching the UK one:
Watching 2000’s “Quills”:
Marquis De Sade: How do you suppose I write it? I have neither ink nor paper to pen it!
Madeline: You could whisper it through the walls of your cell
MDS: “For Sale: Maiden’s shoes, never c*mmed on”
Marquis De Sade: How do you suppose I write it? I have neither ink nor paper to pen it!
Madeline: You could whisper it through the walls of your cell
MDS: “For Sale: Maiden’s shoes, never c*mmed on”
January 26, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Watching 2000’s “Quills”:
Marquis De Sade: How do you suppose I write it? I have neither ink nor paper to pen it!
Madeline: You could whisper it through the walls of your cell
MDS: “For Sale: Maiden’s shoes, never c*mmed on”
Marquis De Sade: How do you suppose I write it? I have neither ink nor paper to pen it!
Madeline: You could whisper it through the walls of your cell
MDS: “For Sale: Maiden’s shoes, never c*mmed on”
Did “trying to sleep” really need a 2025 clickbait rebrand? Can’t wait to learn “8 simple hacks for FOODMAXXING including hot new tips like ‘chewing’”
January 25, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Did “trying to sleep” really need a 2025 clickbait rebrand? Can’t wait to learn “8 simple hacks for FOODMAXXING including hot new tips like ‘chewing’”
And if the Vengabus
Crashes into us
Crashes into us
January 24, 2025 at 2:37 AM
And if the Vengabus
Crashes into us
Crashes into us
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You've just been thrown to your death by the Beatles.
January 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
You've just been thrown to your death by the Beatles.
Billy Strings? What’s next, Tommy Drums?
January 23, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Billy Strings? What’s next, Tommy Drums?