Dustin
@dustindwyer.bsky.social
reporting on bees for michigan radio
So are eggs cheaper yet or?
January 20, 2025 at 9:16 PM
So are eggs cheaper yet or?
You can’t even have fun with it anymore. It’s too smart
January 19, 2025 at 8:44 PM
You can’t even have fun with it anymore. It’s too smart
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Tomato Ningen, a human tomato slice, in Asakusa, Tokyo
December 25, 2024 at 1:14 PM
Tomato Ningen, a human tomato slice, in Asakusa, Tokyo
I just got one of those promo texts from a local pizza place offering me a free breadstick (singular)
December 19, 2024 at 8:33 PM
I just got one of those promo texts from a local pizza place offering me a free breadstick (singular)
Trying to convince me son to go to department stores with me on Christmas Eve to try to pull off a Christmas shoes bit
December 7, 2024 at 9:15 PM
Trying to convince me son to go to department stores with me on Christmas Eve to try to pull off a Christmas shoes bit
The scene where that woman asks Howard the Duck if he wants to have a drink out of a bowl instead of a cup lives completely rent free in my head for all time. It’s been probably 30 years since I’ve seen that movie and I don’t think about it at least once a week.
August 7, 2024 at 10:51 PM
The scene where that woman asks Howard the Duck if he wants to have a drink out of a bowl instead of a cup lives completely rent free in my head for all time. It’s been probably 30 years since I’ve seen that movie and I don’t think about it at least once a week.
The way Simone Biles immediately says “fuck” on camera after finishing her routine makes me really proud to be an American🇺🇸
August 1, 2024 at 6:31 PM
The way Simone Biles immediately says “fuck” on camera after finishing her routine makes me really proud to be an American🇺🇸
When is Missouri going to settle down and become Mrssouri is that anything?
July 27, 2024 at 5:18 PM
When is Missouri going to settle down and become Mrssouri is that anything?
“Freaking is not a curse word, but fucking is.”
- my seven year old, sitting in the kitchen
- my seven year old, sitting in the kitchen
June 25, 2024 at 7:40 PM
“Freaking is not a curse word, but fucking is.”
- my seven year old, sitting in the kitchen
- my seven year old, sitting in the kitchen
you know what I always say … nothing, i don’t talk
June 13, 2024 at 11:45 PM
you know what I always say … nothing, i don’t talk
All pasta is pasta salad, really
June 9, 2024 at 1:47 AM
All pasta is pasta salad, really
My pumpkins? Smashing
my sound machine? miami.
my Twins? Aphex
January 6, 2024 at 12:52 AM
My pumpkins? Smashing
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2024 is a good year to eat sandwiches
January 4, 2024 at 3:43 AM
2024 is a good year to eat sandwiches
[after turning off sesame street] all my shapes gone
[after finishing breakfast] all my crepes gone
[after my art museum gets robbed] all my 'scapes gone
November 30, 2023 at 1:58 AM
[after turning off sesame street] all my shapes gone
I used to be on Twitter to find out what was happening on TikTok and twitch. Now I’m on Bluesky and threads to find out what’s happening on Twitter, apparently
November 29, 2023 at 11:47 PM
I used to be on Twitter to find out what was happening on TikTok and twitch. Now I’m on Bluesky and threads to find out what’s happening on Twitter, apparently
My whole feed is actually just @whatsmid.bsky.social and I’m okay with that
November 21, 2023 at 2:16 AM
My whole feed is actually just @whatsmid.bsky.social and I’m okay with that
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Mind intentionally left blank.
November 12, 2023 at 11:49 PM
Mind intentionally left blank.
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You can go to bed at 7pm, nobody can stop you
November 11, 2023 at 11:57 PM
You can go to bed at 7pm, nobody can stop you
if i ever actually learn to map these arrays it’s over for you jokers
November 8, 2023 at 11:27 PM
if i ever actually learn to map these arrays it’s over for you jokers
I’m just gonna blap some shit. Is this a cool place to blap?
That’s as far as I’ve gotten
That’s as far as I’ve gotten
November 2, 2023 at 2:20 AM
I’m just gonna blap some shit. Is this a cool place to blap?
That’s as far as I’ve gotten
That’s as far as I’ve gotten
I genuinely do not understand how the stock market keeps going up. And that, I think, is one reason I’m not rich.
October 16, 2023 at 3:38 PM
I genuinely do not understand how the stock market keeps going up. And that, I think, is one reason I’m not rich.
I haven’t used any of my invite codes yet because I’m afraid most of the people I know aren’t cool enough for y’all anyway
October 13, 2023 at 10:38 PM
I haven’t used any of my invite codes yet because I’m afraid most of the people I know aren’t cool enough for y’all anyway
search drinks in your camera roll oh crap I’m just as uncool as I’ve always feared
October 7, 2023 at 3:29 AM
search drinks in your camera roll oh crap I’m just as uncool as I’ve always feared
why is it so loud in here (my brain) today?
October 2, 2023 at 4:43 PM
why is it so loud in here (my brain) today?