Mr Jolly
@dustercats.bsky.social
Custodian & sworn protector of one wobbly cat & his four adopted siblings. Loving partner to maybezabe. I'm also a former volvo owner & unwilling Dacia Duster fan. Sensible discourse is welcome.
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Mr Jolly
@dustercats.bsky.social
· Nov 16
HELLO WORLD! I hear that it's much nicer over here, a lot like it used to be on that other platform. Anyway, drop me a follow if you like cats, cars, want advice on keeping your old volvo running, or want to chat about humanist stuff. Love you all.
Today marks 45 years since John Lennon made his greatest hit of all time: The Fucking Sidewalk.
Happy John Lennon Dead Day to all who celebrate!
Happy John Lennon Dead Day to all who celebrate!
December 8, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Today marks 45 years since John Lennon made his greatest hit of all time: The Fucking Sidewalk.
Happy John Lennon Dead Day to all who celebrate!
Happy John Lennon Dead Day to all who celebrate!
You're stuck in a room with Jimmy Carr & Ricky Gervais. They're both laughing hysterically. Neither one of them has told a joke or uttered a word. They pause occasionally to smell their own farts. They only stop laughing for 6 hours per day to watch carpool karaoke on repeat.
November 15, 2025 at 1:30 PM
You're stuck in a room with Jimmy Carr & Ricky Gervais. They're both laughing hysterically. Neither one of them has told a joke or uttered a word. They pause occasionally to smell their own farts. They only stop laughing for 6 hours per day to watch carpool karaoke on repeat.
English rap duo PIPcap get their UK tour off to a rocky start in Birmingham after attracting the attention of the local authorities.
August 27, 2025 at 1:00 PM
English rap duo PIPcap get their UK tour off to a rocky start in Birmingham after attracting the attention of the local authorities.
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Nothing says I love my country more than a shitty polyester flag, bought on an American tax dodging website, made in China
August 24, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Nothing says I love my country more than a shitty polyester flag, bought on an American tax dodging website, made in China
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As a kid growing up in the 70s and 80s, all the right-wing adults said the same thing: "What's happening to this country?" And now as a left-wing adult entering my 50s, I'm constantly asking the exact same question—just for entirely different reasons.
August 8, 2025 at 11:55 AM
As a kid growing up in the 70s and 80s, all the right-wing adults said the same thing: "What's happening to this country?" And now as a left-wing adult entering my 50s, I'm constantly asking the exact same question—just for entirely different reasons.
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Tax wealth. Not work.
May 28, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Tax wealth. Not work.
I'm deleting my twitter account in the coming days. Haven't used it for so long now, and I really don't want any of the (albeit outdated stuff) on there to be misused. I was very surprised today after my first login in about two years that many of us car people are still on there. Sad to say goodbye
May 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I'm deleting my twitter account in the coming days. Haven't used it for so long now, and I really don't want any of the (albeit outdated stuff) on there to be misused. I was very surprised today after my first login in about two years that many of us car people are still on there. Sad to say goodbye
Jensen CV8 Mk3. Dragged into a field after breaking down in the 90s. It never ran again.
May 24, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Jensen CV8 Mk3. Dragged into a field after breaking down in the 90s. It never ran again.
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I can't fathom how, on the one hand, there are no children called Nigel, whilst on the other, Reform get so many votes
May 18, 2025 at 11:55 AM
I can't fathom how, on the one hand, there are no children called Nigel, whilst on the other, Reform get so many votes
As the world slides further towards fascism, what is everyone doing to like, keep sane & happy?
Asking for a friend.
Asking for a friend.
January 12, 2025 at 9:45 PM
As the world slides further towards fascism, what is everyone doing to like, keep sane & happy?
Asking for a friend.
Asking for a friend.
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Every time I slice Garlic I pretend I'm big Paulie from Goodfellas but no matter how thinly I slice it, it never melts in the pan like he said it does. If anything it burns more. Scorsese should have included more instructions in the script.
December 18, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Every time I slice Garlic I pretend I'm big Paulie from Goodfellas but no matter how thinly I slice it, it never melts in the pan like he said it does. If anything it burns more. Scorsese should have included more instructions in the script.
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Just some wreaths that I made. I'll be demonstrating this sunday at Heaton Fold Artisan Market, it is a local market in a community run garden centre. We had great fun last year. It's all free and a really lovely place. Xx
November 20, 2024 at 10:03 PM
Just some wreaths that I made. I'll be demonstrating this sunday at Heaton Fold Artisan Market, it is a local market in a community run garden centre. We had great fun last year. It's all free and a really lovely place. Xx
This wreath took almost two hours to make.
It even grew legs!
It even grew legs!
Just putting out that I made the biggest Christmas wreath I've ever made in my life today (my face is green bow) and sold it to a really happy lady. Things are good!
December 1, 2024 at 11:36 AM
This wreath took almost two hours to make.
It even grew legs!
It even grew legs!
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Just putting out that I made the biggest Christmas wreath I've ever made in my life today (my face is green bow) and sold it to a really happy lady. Things are good!
November 24, 2024 at 9:06 PM
Just putting out that I made the biggest Christmas wreath I've ever made in my life today (my face is green bow) and sold it to a really happy lady. Things are good!
The gods left the bisexual lighting on again
November 29, 2024 at 9:43 AM
The gods left the bisexual lighting on again
Woah! Slow down there, Mr Wobbles!
November 22, 2024 at 7:51 AM
Woah! Slow down there, Mr Wobbles!
@daveclarkeofficial.bsky.social welcome! It's nice here. We have cookies
November 21, 2024 at 8:33 PM
@daveclarkeofficial.bsky.social welcome! It's nice here. We have cookies
I miss my old volvo. As much work as it was, and as thirsty as it was, it still fit me like an old boot. 11/10.
November 21, 2024 at 8:11 PM
I miss my old volvo. As much work as it was, and as thirsty as it was, it still fit me like an old boot. 11/10.
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It’s fun to scroll this app and not feel as though the entire world has gone fucking nuts.
November 20, 2024 at 1:02 AM
It’s fun to scroll this app and not feel as though the entire world has gone fucking nuts.
This is the plot for the first series of a Phoenix Nights/Benidorm collab that we never got, and you won't convince me otherwise
🧵17 years ago I was in Ayia Napa being a Christina Aguilera tribute act for a company that turned out to be a money laundering operation for the Cypriot mafia. Anyway, one day I couldn't afford to eat and I just ate a full jar of Nutella I'd bought the week before.
November 19, 2024 at 2:11 PM
This is the plot for the first series of a Phoenix Nights/Benidorm collab that we never got, and you won't convince me otherwise
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🧵This is the story of THE WORST GIG I've EVER done.
NYE 2018. I posted on Facebook about what a fab year I’d had, donned my best lashes and set off for my last gig of the year: singing pop to 80 people at a pub in Essex. Easy, easiest of gigs and paying sweeeet dollar.
NYE 2018. I posted on Facebook about what a fab year I’d had, donned my best lashes and set off for my last gig of the year: singing pop to 80 people at a pub in Essex. Easy, easiest of gigs and paying sweeeet dollar.
November 19, 2024 at 2:02 PM
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"Hi! My name's Biscuit. I have cerebellar hypoplasia and zero fear of hoovers"
November 17, 2024 at 5:14 PM
"Hi! My name's Biscuit. I have cerebellar hypoplasia and zero fear of hoovers"