Dustin
@dus1in.bsky.social
Bookbinder, shitposter. Bad joke connoisseur
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forgive us our locking in, as we forgive those who lock in against us
October 23, 2025 at 4:15 AM
forgive us our locking in, as we forgive those who lock in against us
Violently high at the aquarium and visited by the gentle spirit of “HUH?” who politely told me: wuh?
5/5 stars
5/5 stars
May 21, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Violently high at the aquarium and visited by the gentle spirit of “HUH?” who politely told me: wuh?
5/5 stars
5/5 stars
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how it feels distracting myself from distracting myself from dis-
February 24, 2025 at 3:54 PM
how it feels distracting myself from distracting myself from dis-
Soliloquy would be a beautiful name for a cow
December 11, 2024 at 4:45 AM
Soliloquy would be a beautiful name for a cow
Corporate wants you to find the difference between these two pictures
November 18, 2024 at 1:55 AM
Corporate wants you to find the difference between these two pictures
ready to hack the mainframe in an 80’s movie
November 16, 2024 at 3:26 AM
ready to hack the mainframe in an 80’s movie
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When you enter Target you become a different person. My targetsona is a 42 year-old empty nester named Meredith. She has a lot of disposable income and opinions on threadcount.
June 24, 2023 at 7:39 PM
When you enter Target you become a different person. My targetsona is a 42 year-old empty nester named Meredith. She has a lot of disposable income and opinions on threadcount.
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Nothing worse than when a video starts with “wait for it…” I will not be waiting for it - I’m a deeply flawed human on a desperate dopamine chase
July 5, 2023 at 7:19 PM
Nothing worse than when a video starts with “wait for it…” I will not be waiting for it - I’m a deeply flawed human on a desperate dopamine chase
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It’s a universal law that whoever is in front of you in line is always a dillydallier. A complete whackadoodle with no oomph. Then when it comes your time to show them how to be an efficient customer… they’ve already skedaddled
July 14, 2023 at 1:26 AM
It’s a universal law that whoever is in front of you in line is always a dillydallier. A complete whackadoodle with no oomph. Then when it comes your time to show them how to be an efficient customer… they’ve already skedaddled
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missed connection: I was digging in the soil. you were fleeing the light. there was a moment when you and I connected, neither wanting to be seen, each for our own reasons
November 14, 2023 at 2:15 PM
missed connection: I was digging in the soil. you were fleeing the light. there was a moment when you and I connected, neither wanting to be seen, each for our own reasons
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God making me a writer but also giving me crippling anxiety and an attention disorder so that I never write
September 25, 2023 at 10:55 PM
God making me a writer but also giving me crippling anxiety and an attention disorder so that I never write
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i deserve a medal for resisting the urge to do the pit maneuver on every tesla i see. i’ve never done it once. that’s self control
September 22, 2023 at 12:04 PM
i deserve a medal for resisting the urge to do the pit maneuver on every tesla i see. i’ve never done it once. that’s self control
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Happy to report Midna is starting to look more like a kitten and less like professor lupin each day
September 22, 2023 at 11:14 AM
Happy to report Midna is starting to look more like a kitten and less like professor lupin each day
You know you look good when you can pose from any angle
September 19, 2023 at 1:02 PM
You know you look good when you can pose from any angle
Found this book in a thrift store in Chicago and am getting an idea for a tattoo
September 18, 2023 at 1:10 PM
Found this book in a thrift store in Chicago and am getting an idea for a tattoo
in crocs and hotdog socks
September 17, 2023 at 6:25 PM
in crocs and hotdog socks
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I should get paid for being hamdsome and funny (like funny in my opinion, no one else's)
September 6, 2023 at 7:20 PM
I should get paid for being hamdsome and funny (like funny in my opinion, no one else's)
Did we choose bluesky or threads? I wanna know where to be annoying
August 22, 2023 at 9:52 PM
Did we choose bluesky or threads? I wanna know where to be annoying