Yes, That Duncan Gibbs
@duncgibbs.bsky.social
My game is on sale today. Not for Black Friday, just coincidence. But if you're the sort of person with a highly specific imagination and poor reading skills, you can pretend the sale is today only.
duncangibbs.itch.io/thaw
duncangibbs.itch.io/thaw
The House Always Wins by Duncan Gibbs
A Cursed
duncangibbs.itch.io
November 28, 2025 at 9:11 PM
My game is on sale today. Not for Black Friday, just coincidence. But if you're the sort of person with a highly specific imagination and poor reading skills, you can pretend the sale is today only.
duncangibbs.itch.io/thaw
duncangibbs.itch.io/thaw
One week later, one week closer to my next game. The game that will end the one and only sale of my video game, The House Always Wins.
Check it out: duncangibbs.itch.io/thaw
Check it out: duncangibbs.itch.io/thaw
The House Always Wins by Duncan Gibbs
A Cursed
duncangibbs.itch.io
October 3, 2025 at 12:32 AM
One week later, one week closer to my next game. The game that will end the one and only sale of my video game, The House Always Wins.
Check it out: duncangibbs.itch.io/thaw
Check it out: duncangibbs.itch.io/thaw
Assassins implies the existence tittitins.
October 1, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Assassins implies the existence tittitins.
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My homie @duncgibbs.bsky.social just released the game he's been working on for the past year on the same day as Hades 2.
If you want to experience a cursed blackjack-alike while playing as an ocean 11 crew of hustlers, check it out!
duncangibbs.itch.io/thaw
If you want to experience a cursed blackjack-alike while playing as an ocean 11 crew of hustlers, check it out!
duncangibbs.itch.io/thaw
The House Always Wins by Duncan Gibbs
A Cursed
duncangibbs.itch.io
September 25, 2025 at 5:53 PM
My homie @duncgibbs.bsky.social just released the game he's been working on for the past year on the same day as Hades 2.
If you want to experience a cursed blackjack-alike while playing as an ocean 11 crew of hustlers, check it out!
duncangibbs.itch.io/thaw
If you want to experience a cursed blackjack-alike while playing as an ocean 11 crew of hustlers, check it out!
duncangibbs.itch.io/thaw
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The dame walked into Gnasher's third floor office on two shapely legs. Half as many legs as he wanted to see in the doorway, but twice as many as a failure like himself deserved.
August 16, 2025 at 5:25 AM
The dame walked into Gnasher's third floor office on two shapely legs. Half as many legs as he wanted to see in the doorway, but twice as many as a failure like himself deserved.
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hey I made a game where you throw a floppy horse through a wall for the "So Bad it's Good" Jam 2025 #SBIGJam
(go play it in your browser! 🐴)
intrusive-thoughts.itch.io/hole-your-ho...
(go play it in your browser! 🐴)
intrusive-thoughts.itch.io/hole-your-ho...
Hole Your Horses by Intrusive Thoughts
Advanced Tactical Dressage Simulation
intrusive-thoughts.itch.io
August 15, 2025 at 12:43 AM
hey I made a game where you throw a floppy horse through a wall for the "So Bad it's Good" Jam 2025 #SBIGJam
(go play it in your browser! 🐴)
intrusive-thoughts.itch.io/hole-your-ho...
(go play it in your browser! 🐴)
intrusive-thoughts.itch.io/hole-your-ho...
My brother thinks The Goonies is called The Gooners. Real Grink shit in the Houston airport.
February 18, 2024 at 12:34 AM
My brother thinks The Goonies is called The Gooners. Real Grink shit in the Houston airport.
The best part of showering in Belize is that when you're peeing in the shower, you're finally actually saving the rainforest.
February 13, 2024 at 1:05 AM
The best part of showering in Belize is that when you're peeing in the shower, you're finally actually saving the rainforest.
Oh, you think we’re out of weird guys to make up? Pathetic. Watch this:
A guy who carries artisanal ketchup (he calls it catsup) to restaurants, but tries to do it in secret because of a combination of shame and wanting to be asked about it. His name’s Trevor.
A guy who carries artisanal ketchup (he calls it catsup) to restaurants, but tries to do it in secret because of a combination of shame and wanting to be asked about it. His name’s Trevor.
December 2, 2023 at 4:20 AM
Oh, you think we’re out of weird guys to make up? Pathetic. Watch this:
A guy who carries artisanal ketchup (he calls it catsup) to restaurants, but tries to do it in secret because of a combination of shame and wanting to be asked about it. His name’s Trevor.
A guy who carries artisanal ketchup (he calls it catsup) to restaurants, but tries to do it in secret because of a combination of shame and wanting to be asked about it. His name’s Trevor.
Nice! Only 99.99999997% to go!
November 19, 2023 at 4:59 PM
Nice! Only 99.99999997% to go!
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20% unless the waiter trips and dumps soup all over you then 20% but you kind of glare at them on the way out
From a recent Pew Research report: “A majority of Americans say they would tip 15% or less for an average meal at a sit-down restaurant.” 2% say they tip nothing. Quality of service is a major factor in most Americans’ tipping practices. [pewresearch.org]
November 16, 2023 at 6:14 PM
20% unless the waiter trips and dumps soup all over you then 20% but you kind of glare at them on the way out
[Austin Butler being momentarily possessed by the ghost of Elvis that lives inside his head until he dies while still in full Feyd Rautha makeup on the set of Dune 2]
Bazinga
Bazinga
Sheldon Cooper is the Elvis of Urkel
November 15, 2023 at 8:18 PM
[Austin Butler being momentarily possessed by the ghost of Elvis that lives inside his head until he dies while still in full Feyd Rautha makeup on the set of Dune 2]
Bazinga
Bazinga
I humbly ask: where is my bloated, big budget “The Secret of Platform 13” movie trilogy?!
November 14, 2023 at 4:10 PM
I humbly ask: where is my bloated, big budget “The Secret of Platform 13” movie trilogy?!
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“The cause of your pain while chewing is TMJ,” mourns Dr. Stephen.
“What’s that, doctor?” the patient asks; worried.
“Too Much Jaw. It’s not terminal, but unfortunately…” he explains, reaching for the osteotome, which he tells his newest nurse is called “The Scraper,” “There’s only one cure.”
“What’s that, doctor?” the patient asks; worried.
“Too Much Jaw. It’s not terminal, but unfortunately…” he explains, reaching for the osteotome, which he tells his newest nurse is called “The Scraper,” “There’s only one cure.”
November 12, 2023 at 7:21 PM
“The cause of your pain while chewing is TMJ,” mourns Dr. Stephen.
“What’s that, doctor?” the patient asks; worried.
“Too Much Jaw. It’s not terminal, but unfortunately…” he explains, reaching for the osteotome, which he tells his newest nurse is called “The Scraper,” “There’s only one cure.”
“What’s that, doctor?” the patient asks; worried.
“Too Much Jaw. It’s not terminal, but unfortunately…” he explains, reaching for the osteotome, which he tells his newest nurse is called “The Scraper,” “There’s only one cure.”
Ted Cruz would fuck anybody for a single ballot in his favor. That’s why they call him
October 29, 2023 at 12:21 AM
Ted Cruz would fuck anybody for a single ballot in his favor. That’s why they call him
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[hands corn maze guy $50] make sure I never come out
October 20, 2023 at 2:03 AM
[hands corn maze guy $50] make sure I never come out
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Ditto but for The Shocker and “I Love You” in ASL
It takes 10,000 more muscles to do a thumbs down than a thumbs up
October 18, 2023 at 8:03 PM
Ditto but for The Shocker and “I Love You” in ASL
Every podcast ad is like:
[ambiguous piano music]
“I’m Flerd Jerner. I spent the last ten years of my life being a poorly paid expert on things that no one should have expertise in. Join me and my guest on the Jerner Journal. Think you know anything? Fuck you. Brought to you by AT&T.”
[ambiguous piano music]
“I’m Flerd Jerner. I spent the last ten years of my life being a poorly paid expert on things that no one should have expertise in. Join me and my guest on the Jerner Journal. Think you know anything? Fuck you. Brought to you by AT&T.”
October 18, 2023 at 4:19 PM
Every podcast ad is like:
[ambiguous piano music]
“I’m Flerd Jerner. I spent the last ten years of my life being a poorly paid expert on things that no one should have expertise in. Join me and my guest on the Jerner Journal. Think you know anything? Fuck you. Brought to you by AT&T.”
[ambiguous piano music]
“I’m Flerd Jerner. I spent the last ten years of my life being a poorly paid expert on things that no one should have expertise in. Join me and my guest on the Jerner Journal. Think you know anything? Fuck you. Brought to you by AT&T.”
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Elvis Presley: [wildly shooting at his tv]
The girl from The Ring: [falls to the shag carpet, dies]
Me: Thank you for saving my life, Elvis Presley
Elvis Presley: [putting gun away] History will misinterpret this event. But you and I know what happened here. And baby, that's enough
The girl from The Ring: [falls to the shag carpet, dies]
Me: Thank you for saving my life, Elvis Presley
Elvis Presley: [putting gun away] History will misinterpret this event. But you and I know what happened here. And baby, that's enough
October 10, 2023 at 7:39 PM
Elvis Presley: [wildly shooting at his tv]
The girl from The Ring: [falls to the shag carpet, dies]
Me: Thank you for saving my life, Elvis Presley
Elvis Presley: [putting gun away] History will misinterpret this event. But you and I know what happened here. And baby, that's enough
The girl from The Ring: [falls to the shag carpet, dies]
Me: Thank you for saving my life, Elvis Presley
Elvis Presley: [putting gun away] History will misinterpret this event. But you and I know what happened here. And baby, that's enough
Ever forget to buy a periodic - but essential - toiletry one time and then the shame of not having it burned so deeply into your brain that six months later you’ve accidentally bought too much of it?
Haha yeah me neither. Anyway, would you like some cheap as free toothpaste?
Haha yeah me neither. Anyway, would you like some cheap as free toothpaste?
October 9, 2023 at 12:05 AM
Ever forget to buy a periodic - but essential - toiletry one time and then the shame of not having it burned so deeply into your brain that six months later you’ve accidentally bought too much of it?
Haha yeah me neither. Anyway, would you like some cheap as free toothpaste?
Haha yeah me neither. Anyway, would you like some cheap as free toothpaste?