Duncan Fox
@duncanfox.bsky.social
I tried failure and I succeeded
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and like and subscribe
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗
November 3, 2025 at 7:16 PM
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and like and subscribe
Guessing the car was a Portia
BBC News - Shakespeare family home damaged as car backs into it - BBC News
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
BBC News - Shakespeare family home damaged as car backs into it - BBC News
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Shakespeare family home damaged as car backs into it
Hall's Croft in Stratford-upon-Avon is being assessed for repairs after the incident on Friday.
www.bbc.co.uk
October 18, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Guessing the car was a Portia
BBC News - Shakespeare family home damaged as car backs into it - BBC News
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
BBC News - Shakespeare family home damaged as car backs into it - BBC News
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Think he's referring to a Twitter spat between Abu Baijahn and Al Bamia that he might have had something to do with
Trump has difficultly pronouncing "Azerbaijan" while taking credit for ending a war between "Azerbaijan and Albania" (he meant Armenia)
September 18, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Think he's referring to a Twitter spat between Abu Baijahn and Al Bamia that he might have had something to do with
Absolute tragedy and all violence is to be condemned. Let's try and take solace in the fact that Charlie Kirk believed that it was worth having some gun deaths every year so that Americans can have the second amendment. RIP you amendment warrior.
September 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Absolute tragedy and all violence is to be condemned. Let's try and take solace in the fact that Charlie Kirk believed that it was worth having some gun deaths every year so that Americans can have the second amendment. RIP you amendment warrior.
THIS IS AN EMERGENCY ALERT
BRITAIN IS LOST
MORE ROUNDABOUTS MUST BE PAINTED WITH THE FLAG OF ST GEORGE
HANG MORE FLAGS FROM BRIDGES
ALERT ENDS
ALL IS WELL UNTIL THE NEXT ALERT
BRITAIN IS LOST
MORE ROUNDABOUTS MUST BE PAINTED WITH THE FLAG OF ST GEORGE
HANG MORE FLAGS FROM BRIDGES
ALERT ENDS
ALL IS WELL UNTIL THE NEXT ALERT
September 7, 2025 at 2:08 PM
THIS IS AN EMERGENCY ALERT
BRITAIN IS LOST
MORE ROUNDABOUTS MUST BE PAINTED WITH THE FLAG OF ST GEORGE
HANG MORE FLAGS FROM BRIDGES
ALERT ENDS
ALL IS WELL UNTIL THE NEXT ALERT
BRITAIN IS LOST
MORE ROUNDABOUTS MUST BE PAINTED WITH THE FLAG OF ST GEORGE
HANG MORE FLAGS FROM BRIDGES
ALERT ENDS
ALL IS WELL UNTIL THE NEXT ALERT
@sturdyalex.bsky.social nailed it!
Trump: "We're stopped seven wars, and really the number is actually 10. We're not including a couple."
August 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM
@sturdyalex.bsky.social nailed it!
I think I can solve this one, you see the President probably has had a hard time understanding our accent. When he heard "The President Of Europe", we had actually called him "The Fanta Führer", which in an English accent, and to an American ear might sound similar. That or he's full of shit.
August 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I think I can solve this one, you see the President probably has had a hard time understanding our accent. When he heard "The President Of Europe", we had actually called him "The Fanta Führer", which in an English accent, and to an American ear might sound similar. That or he's full of shit.
I feel like they should have spent 5 more minutes proofreading the sign before sending it to the printers
August 15, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I feel like they should have spent 5 more minutes proofreading the sign before sending it to the printers
Never really considered hazelnuts as an experience before
August 6, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Never really considered hazelnuts as an experience before
Is this toilet-scented? Because it sure reads that way....
August 2, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Is this toilet-scented? Because it sure reads that way....
The first rule of Epstein Files Club is you don't talk about Epstein Files Club
July 13, 2025 at 9:05 AM
The first rule of Epstein Files Club is you don't talk about Epstein Files Club
We are months away from Trump releasing his Little Red MAGA book and it being compulsory reading
Tammy Bruce: "President Trump has not just the desire to ask for new ideas, he asks for them because he gets them. He knows new ideas are possible. His life is a new idea. The nature of what he's accomplished politically is a new idea."
July 8, 2025 at 7:55 PM
We are months away from Trump releasing his Little Red MAGA book and it being compulsory reading
This cat looks like it's been through some stuff. Seen on a shipper of pet accessories in Lidl and my feeling is it's seen some stuff go down in the middle aisle that can never be unseen
June 26, 2025 at 4:31 PM
This cat looks like it's been through some stuff. Seen on a shipper of pet accessories in Lidl and my feeling is it's seen some stuff go down in the middle aisle that can never be unseen
"Basically, we're in war with Iran, but not at war with Iran."
WELKER: Is the United States now at war with Iran?
JD VANCE: No. We're not at war with Iran. We're at war with Iran's nuclear program.
JD VANCE: No. We're not at war with Iran. We're at war with Iran's nuclear program.
June 22, 2025 at 2:12 PM
"Basically, we're in war with Iran, but not at war with Iran."
If these hard-of-thinking MPs think Keir's had a rough bit of treatment from the right wing media, installing Rayner as leader will surely solve the problem.....
‘Keir’s despised, voters hate him’: MPs plot to make Rayner Labour’s next leader https://trib.al/vEapp1h
'Keir's despised, voters hate him': MPs plot to make Rayner Labour’s next leader
PM safe until general election - but Labour left is on manoeuvres as Reeves's spending splurge fails to reassure
trib.al
June 14, 2025 at 8:50 AM
If these hard-of-thinking MPs think Keir's had a rough bit of treatment from the right wing media, installing Rayner as leader will surely solve the problem.....
Add a tariff and ruin a movie
The Shawshank Redemption Credit
The Shawshank Redemption Credit
Add a tariff and ruin a movie
Excise through the gift shop
Excise through the gift shop
Add a tariff and ruin a movie
In the Line of Import Duty
In the Line of Import Duty
May 5, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Add a tariff and ruin a movie
The Shawshank Redemption Credit
The Shawshank Redemption Credit
Paging @gtconway.bsky.social
Corgis went paw-to-paw in the annual Corgi Derby
The contest first launched in 2022 to mark Queen Elizabeth II’s Platinum Jubilee
The contest first launched in 2022 to mark Queen Elizabeth II’s Platinum Jubilee
April 20, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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"Mr. Burns, your campaign seems to have the momentum of a runaway freight train. Why are you so popular?"
"Ooh, a tough question, but a fair one."
"Ooh, a tough question, but a fair one."
REPORTER: President Trump looks healthier than ever before. I'm sure everybody in this room could agree. Is he working out with Bobby Kennedy and is he eating less McDonald's?
LEAVITT: I can confirm the president is in very good shape
LEAVITT: I can confirm the president is in very good shape
April 11, 2025 at 7:15 PM
"Mr. Burns, your campaign seems to have the momentum of a runaway freight train. Why are you so popular?"
"Ooh, a tough question, but a fair one."
"Ooh, a tough question, but a fair one."
Terrific band, "Unsecured Penguin".
Unsecured penguin caused helicopter crash in South Africa
Unsecured penguin caused helicopter crash in South Africa
Pilot lost control after bird in cardboard box slid off a passenger's knee and knocked controls, aviation authority finds.
www.bbc.com
April 10, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Terrific band, "Unsecured Penguin".
Looks like Marine Le Pen will have to do her embezzling up there in Statesville Prison from now on
March 31, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Looks like Marine Le Pen will have to do her embezzling up there in Statesville Prison from now on
TV show idea:
The Masked Sniper
A little known celebrity dressed as a Walnut Whip or something takes out various members of the audience with an M82 sniper rifle until a panel of even lesser known celebrities can guess who it is
The Masked Sniper
A little known celebrity dressed as a Walnut Whip or something takes out various members of the audience with an M82 sniper rifle until a panel of even lesser known celebrities can guess who it is
February 15, 2025 at 7:39 PM
TV show idea:
The Masked Sniper
A little known celebrity dressed as a Walnut Whip or something takes out various members of the audience with an M82 sniper rifle until a panel of even lesser known celebrities can guess who it is
The Masked Sniper
A little known celebrity dressed as a Walnut Whip or something takes out various members of the audience with an M82 sniper rifle until a panel of even lesser known celebrities can guess who it is