Duncan Fox
@duncanfox.bsky.social
I tried failure and I succeeded
REPORTER TOMORROW - Mr Johnson, would you care to comment on the President's misogynistic, derogatory comments to a female reporter when she was asking about the victims of his good friend, the paedophile Jeffrey Epstein?
JOHNSON - Oh I can't comment, I haven't seen it.....
JOHNSON - Oh I can't comment, I haven't seen it.....
KAITLAN COLLINS: What would say to Epstein survivo---
TRUMP: You are so bad. You are the worst report. No wonder CNN has no ratings. She's a young woman. I don't think I've ever seen you smile. They should be ashamed of you.
TRUMP: You are so bad. You are the worst report. No wonder CNN has no ratings. She's a young woman. I don't think I've ever seen you smile. They should be ashamed of you.
February 3, 2026 at 10:22 PM
REPORTER TOMORROW - Mr Johnson, would you care to comment on the President's misogynistic, derogatory comments to a female reporter when she was asking about the victims of his good friend, the paedophile Jeffrey Epstein?
JOHNSON - Oh I can't comment, I haven't seen it.....
JOHNSON - Oh I can't comment, I haven't seen it.....
and another thing: im not sleepy. please dont put in the newspaper that I got sleepy.
Trump: "Last time we had a press conference it lasted for 3 hours. And some people said, 'He closed his eyes!' Look, it got pretty boring, in all fairness."
January 29, 2026 at 5:12 PM
and another thing: im not sleepy. please dont put in the newspaper that I got sleepy.
Normally the pattern is to go from being a right wing MP to being a part-time GB News presenter.
Matt Goodwin appears to have got the whole thing backwards.
Matt Goodwin appears to have got the whole thing backwards.
January 28, 2026 at 9:45 AM
Normally the pattern is to go from being a right wing MP to being a part-time GB News presenter.
Matt Goodwin appears to have got the whole thing backwards.
Matt Goodwin appears to have got the whole thing backwards.
What's the theme tune that starts in your head immediately after seeing this?
a black background with a gray texture and a gray border
Alt: The HBO opening sting
media.tenor.com
January 27, 2026 at 5:37 AM
What's the theme tune that starts in your head immediately after seeing this?
Wow, Red Dwarf predicting the future
January 21, 2026 at 10:07 AM
Wow, Red Dwarf predicting the future
Horse loose in the hospital update
![NEW: @potus letter to @jonasgahrstore links @NobelPrize to Greenland, reiterates threats, and is forwarded by the NSC staff to multiple European ambassadors in Washington. I obtained the text from multiple officials:
Dear Ambassador:
President Trump has asked that the following message, shared with Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre, be forwarded to your [named head of government/state]
“Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America. Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China, and why do they have a “right of ownership” anyway? There are no written documents, it’s only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also. I have done more for NATO than any other person since its founding, and now, NATO should do something for the United States. The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland. Thank you! President DJT”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hbpefio3f5csc44msmbgioxz/bafkreie7itpptx3xbxhpsnlaqmwk752h7pcrion5ija2apksljtax2adx4@jpeg)
January 19, 2026 at 11:06 AM
Horse loose in the hospital update
At this point the Conservative Party is just some sort of pre-Reform party. I'm assuming they'll all get to have a graduation ceremony or something into Reform at some point
January 18, 2026 at 10:00 PM
At this point the Conservative Party is just some sort of pre-Reform party. I'm assuming they'll all get to have a graduation ceremony or something into Reform at some point
January 17, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Shithole President
WATCH: Trump shows his middle finger and appears to say "fuck you" after Ford worker yells "pedophile protector" - TMZ
January 13, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Shithole President
"We want some Downing Street Experience!"
"No, not that kind of experience please, Nadhim."
"No, not that kind of experience please, Nadhim."
Can Nadhim Zahawi bring Downing Street experience to Reform UK?
Can Nadhim Zahawi bring Downing Street experience to Reform UK?
Can Nadhim Zahawi bring Downing Street experience to Reform UK?
www.independent.co.uk
January 12, 2026 at 9:40 PM
"We want some Downing Street Experience!"
"No, not that kind of experience please, Nadhim."
"No, not that kind of experience please, Nadhim."
We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week, but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting...
Your Party members have voted to have a COLLECTIVE leadership - so against having a single leader (for now).
So no Corbyn v Sultana leadership race just yet...
Vote was tight - 51.7% in favour
So no Corbyn v Sultana leadership race just yet...
Vote was tight - 51.7% in favour
November 30, 2025 at 10:47 AM
We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week, but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting...
Escargone
French farm has €90,000 worth of escargot snails stolen
French farm has €90,000 worth of escargot snails stolen
The break-in was "a real blow", says L'Escargot Des Grands Crus, which was preparing deliveries for the holiday season.
www.bbc.com
November 30, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Escargone
www.theguardian.com/environment/....
$31bn is not meaningful, says idiot
$31bn is not meaningful, says idiot
November 19, 2025 at 1:05 PM
www.theguardian.com/environment/....
$31bn is not meaningful, says idiot
$31bn is not meaningful, says idiot
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and like and subscribe
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗
November 3, 2025 at 7:16 PM
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and like and subscribe
Guessing the car was a Portia
BBC News - Shakespeare family home damaged as car backs into it - BBC News
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
BBC News - Shakespeare family home damaged as car backs into it - BBC News
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Shakespeare family home damaged as car backs into it
Hall's Croft in Stratford-upon-Avon is being assessed for repairs after the incident on Friday.
www.bbc.co.uk
October 18, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Guessing the car was a Portia
BBC News - Shakespeare family home damaged as car backs into it - BBC News
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
BBC News - Shakespeare family home damaged as car backs into it - BBC News
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Think he's referring to a Twitter spat between Abu Baijahn and Al Bamia that he might have had something to do with
Trump has difficultly pronouncing "Azerbaijan" while taking credit for ending a war between "Azerbaijan and Albania" (he meant Armenia)
September 18, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Think he's referring to a Twitter spat between Abu Baijahn and Al Bamia that he might have had something to do with
Absolute tragedy and all violence is to be condemned. Let's try and take solace in the fact that Charlie Kirk believed that it was worth having some gun deaths every year so that Americans can have the second amendment. RIP you amendment warrior.
September 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Absolute tragedy and all violence is to be condemned. Let's try and take solace in the fact that Charlie Kirk believed that it was worth having some gun deaths every year so that Americans can have the second amendment. RIP you amendment warrior.
THIS IS AN EMERGENCY ALERT
BRITAIN IS LOST
MORE ROUNDABOUTS MUST BE PAINTED WITH THE FLAG OF ST GEORGE
HANG MORE FLAGS FROM BRIDGES
ALERT ENDS
ALL IS WELL UNTIL THE NEXT ALERT
BRITAIN IS LOST
MORE ROUNDABOUTS MUST BE PAINTED WITH THE FLAG OF ST GEORGE
HANG MORE FLAGS FROM BRIDGES
ALERT ENDS
ALL IS WELL UNTIL THE NEXT ALERT
September 7, 2025 at 2:08 PM
THIS IS AN EMERGENCY ALERT
BRITAIN IS LOST
MORE ROUNDABOUTS MUST BE PAINTED WITH THE FLAG OF ST GEORGE
HANG MORE FLAGS FROM BRIDGES
ALERT ENDS
ALL IS WELL UNTIL THE NEXT ALERT
BRITAIN IS LOST
MORE ROUNDABOUTS MUST BE PAINTED WITH THE FLAG OF ST GEORGE
HANG MORE FLAGS FROM BRIDGES
ALERT ENDS
ALL IS WELL UNTIL THE NEXT ALERT
@sturdyalex.bsky.social nailed it!
Trump: "We're stopped seven wars, and really the number is actually 10. We're not including a couple."
August 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM
@sturdyalex.bsky.social nailed it!
I think I can solve this one, you see the President probably has had a hard time understanding our accent. When he heard "The President Of Europe", we had actually called him "The Fanta Führer", which in an English accent, and to an American ear might sound similar. That or he's full of shit.
August 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I think I can solve this one, you see the President probably has had a hard time understanding our accent. When he heard "The President Of Europe", we had actually called him "The Fanta Führer", which in an English accent, and to an American ear might sound similar. That or he's full of shit.
I feel like they should have spent 5 more minutes proofreading the sign before sending it to the printers
August 15, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I feel like they should have spent 5 more minutes proofreading the sign before sending it to the printers
Never really considered hazelnuts as an experience before
August 6, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Never really considered hazelnuts as an experience before
Is this toilet-scented? Because it sure reads that way....
August 2, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Is this toilet-scented? Because it sure reads that way....