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STOP BLOWING LEAVES
can't wait for this holiday to be abolished
November 27, 2025 at 9:57 PM
person who has never been to another planet: wow this totally reminds me of this one earth thing
November 15, 2025 at 9:47 PM
is the republic of gamers exempt from the tariffs
November 4, 2025 at 3:10 AM
The Neverending Morning
November 2, 2025 at 7:53 PM
🥳
For those curious, the statue of a pioneer family dubbed "The Promised Land" formerly of Portland's Chapman Square has left town.

The statue was taken down after being vandalized in 2020.

According to the city, it was returned to the artist who made it in Enterprise, OR earlier this month.
October 27, 2025 at 10:40 PM
i swear to god some nights they make it extra loud
Love to randomly hear ~the helicopter~
October 15, 2025 at 3:45 PM
YOUR PLASTIC PAL WHO'S FUN TO BE WITH
Hopefully someone else is already making a zine of these vandalized ads so I don't have to
October 6, 2025 at 2:07 AM
a c-17 (callsign RCH725) that took off from a national guard training base in southern california just landed at pdx
October 5, 2025 at 11:16 PM
hershey's sockolate
(sorry)
October 1, 2025 at 3:43 PM
i vaporized capsaicin in my kitchen....... again
September 23, 2025 at 12:40 AM
any day a new gender-neutral bathroom drops is a good day
September 11, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
August 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
important!!
August 30, 2025 at 12:54 AM
unfortunately a camera shutter is the best fidget toy
August 22, 2025 at 2:44 AM
portland, i saw TWO cybertwuks while running a single errand today. what are we doing!
August 7, 2025 at 11:26 PM
thank you to everyone who maintains the t-rex memorial
August 1, 2025 at 3:16 AM
every so often i start to think these articles about ai-induced brainrot are hyperbolic... and then i visit that other website and holy shit people are genuinely trying to outsource their own thinking to a machine. we're fucking doomed.
July 30, 2025 at 12:51 AM
acab includes food allergies
July 8, 2025 at 9:02 PM
youtube was a mistake
July 5, 2025 at 11:24 PM
happy fifth anniversary of the fed wars 🙃
July 5, 2025 at 1:19 AM
that drip
When you gotta kill the Alien from Alien (1979)
July 4, 2025 at 12:12 AM
distinct possibility that i touched too much grass. it's good to be home.
July 2, 2025 at 5:51 PM
self-promotion chops the biggest brands can only dream of
ok.glass OK Glass @ok.glass · Jun 25
ok glass btw
June 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
the best thing about the evil shit this administration is doing is you know that if democrats are ever in power again, they'll undo almost none of it because they give zero fucks.
June 16, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Abolish means the NYT too
June 16, 2025 at 3:00 PM