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Dude in the Sky
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I make beep noises on a keyboard.

https://www.dudeinthesky.com
No money for meaningful programs, just money for blowing up brown people in other countries and deporting brown people from here.

Oh and shooting a woman in the face for unknown reasons.
January 14, 2026 at 10:32 PM
I would like to thank Burger King for being the best laxative in existence.
January 14, 2026 at 1:38 AM
If someone harms an ICE officer, 500 Narns will die.
January 13, 2026 at 2:28 PM
The stitches are out and the itchy butt is now gone.
January 5, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Did they honestly expect one of the biggest liars in history not to lie to their faces?
Moulton: "When we had briefings on Venezuela, we asked, 'Are you going to invade the country?' We were told no. 'Do you plan to put troops on the ground?' We were told no. 'Do you intend regime change in VZ?' We were told no. So in a sense, we have been briefed, we've just been completely lied to"
January 4, 2026 at 10:22 PM
This is insane but factual.
If you are a foreign president who commits crimes overseas, America will come get you, arrest you, and lock you up.

But if you are a US president who commits crimes here in the United States, America will give you immunity from prosecution, reelect you, and bribe you with billions of dollars.
January 4, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Good mafternoon from the brown cat.
January 4, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Lesiem - Navigator.

Everyone needs some Klingon and Gregorian chant music at least once.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jw6J...
Lesiem - Navigator
YouTube video by Meiselmusic | Meisel Musikverlage
www.youtube.com
January 2, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Happy New Year, happy place.
January 2, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Good mafternoon.
December 28, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I hope this will be cheerful enough to overcome at least a little of the negativity from this past year.
dudeinthesky.bandcamp.com/track/on-fir...
On Fire (ambient mix) (bonus track), by Dude in the Sky
from the album Not a Space Movie
dudeinthesky.bandcamp.com
December 26, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Merry Christmas, happy place.
December 25, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Why does king goatse hate free power so much?
December 23, 2025 at 11:39 PM
If 👑🍊💩 unilaterally declares war on Venezuela, Mike Johnson should whip up urgent impeachment documents.

Stop being a pushover, you're complicit.
December 23, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Fire Congress.
Millions of Americans are about to see their health insurance costs skyrocket as ACA subsidies expire at the end of the year.

How did Congress respond this week? By heading home for the holidays.
December 21, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Well you can remove the "news" from CBS News now.
December 21, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Leftover fish and chips sounds like a good idea right now.
soundcloud.com/dudeinthesky...
we are having leftover fish and chips
I'm not a producer. I've just been doing this for a long time. @dude_in_the_sky on Twitter. https://dudeinthesky.com
soundcloud.com
December 20, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Fuck TikTok then...
December 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I've exceeded my politics limit so here's my silly cat. 🐈
December 15, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Continuing to talk about 👑🍊💩 is giving him the attention he desires.
Anyone who with manners and good mental health would apologize for an appalling statement making two tragic murders all about himself.

Donald is not such a person.

He's always been a clueless sociopath who thought selfish, wicked things. Now there is no filter to stop him from expressing them.
Q: “A number of Republicans have denounced your statement about Rob Reiner’s murder. Do you stand by that?”

TRUMP: “He was a deranged person… I was not a fan… I thought he was very bad for our country…”

*mentions Reiner’s beliefs about Trump and Russia in particular* 🤔
December 15, 2025 at 9:24 PM
FBI director 🤡 needs to resign.
December 15, 2025 at 9:23 PM
The emperor has no brain?
Trump as he rambles on and on about snakes: “Look how quiet everybody is”
December 14, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Good mafternoon.
December 14, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Is that him or the worm talking?
RFK Jr: "All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is the infant formula in a mother's breast."
December 8, 2025 at 9:31 PM