It's labeled AI generated content due to my digital removal of the clothes hamper.

"You made my head hot! I won't let you make my friends' heads hot!"

When the PM of Denmark suddenly vanishes we all need to be afraid.

I guess we need a newswire that isn't corporate owned.

Even the fucking newswires are doing it.

Can we not trust even Reuters now?

Well there's the 👑🍊💩 first of all.
There are a few others.

He sounds like he had a stroke or is rather drunk slurring his words.

Healthiest prrrsidunt EVAR.

Nothing says "help, I'm old" like our current situation in Washington.

How many Life Alert buttons go off each day when they fall over?

I have the same issue.

I need no people around while brainstorming or composing.