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Tim
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Former athlete turned semi-pro food critic 🍔 | bacon enthusiast - drinks well with others - avid indoorsman 🏅 | Sports fanatic | Not in a cult (I swear) | Will run for tacos and margaritas, not for exercise 🏃‍♂️"
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Idk, I'm starting to think the text messages might be fake...
#TylerRobinson
September 17, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I'm gonna start pronouncing the T in tsunami. IDGAF anymore.
September 14, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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SO glad the FBI caught this guy through their clever technique of waiting for a family member to turn him in after he confessed!
September 12, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I've learned more about #TylerRobinson in the last hour than I know about that Crooks kid who tried to pew pew Trump.

Odd, isn't it?
September 12, 2025 at 2:39 PM
So Tyler Robinson was part of the Utah chapter of MS13, right?
September 12, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Can we all agree that a heroin addict should not be running our health department?
#RFKMustGo
September 4, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I guess my question is: If you think he could have been involved in Epsteins death, or Ivana falling down the stairs, would it be a huge leap to think he would stage an assassination attempt on his own life? It comes down to resources and character. He has one, and lacks the other.
July 27, 2025 at 12:24 AM
It's interesting that Trump sues Murdoch and the WSJ about a story of Trump sending Epstein a birthday card, but he doesn't sue Elon for saying he's on the #EpsteinClientList
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media.tenor.com
July 21, 2025 at 1:32 PM
July 18, 2025 at 11:23 PM
If this was a Democrat "hoax," wouldn't it have made sense for them to drop this during the run up to the election? Makes no sense to wait until AFTER he won the election and in office.
He's just panicking.
#EpsteinTrumpCoverUp #EpsteinClientList
July 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Notice how everything that portrays Trump badly is a "hoax".
So think about what he's saying when he calls the #EpsteinClientList a hoax.
Look, he was good friends with Epstein for 15 yrs. Wouldn't be unusual to have flown on his plane. That's easy to explain. It must be worse.
July 17, 2025 at 9:42 PM
The guy who has his mugshot hung in the WH, and sells merch from his "assassination" attempt, wants us to ignore the #EpsteinClientList ?
If it exonerated him, he'd sell signed copies of it like it was the script from the final episode of Seinfeld.
July 13, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Good morning and Happy Sunday. What’s going on with my “boys” and in some cases, “gals”?
July 13, 2025 at 1:43 PM
The whole world right now:
#EpsteinList
July 13, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Remember MAGA made their whole identity around accusing their enemies of the worst thing possible...pedophilia.
It was pizza gate with Hillary, accused Biden of it, and all of the Hollywood elites that opposed Trump.
So the thought of their cult leader being linked is too much
#EpsteinList
July 12, 2025 at 3:01 PM
So let's recap: the richest man in the world accused the President of the United States of being on the #EpsteinList

2 weeks later, the Presidents AG claims there is no list.
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media.tenor.com
July 10, 2025 at 2:54 PM
So Ghislaine Maxwell is sitting in prison for helping traffic young girls to...{checks notes} no one.
#EpsteinList
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media.tenor.com
July 7, 2025 at 12:38 PM
July 1, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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Why are no headlines focusing on the unconstitutional and dictatorial nature of this action?
June 22, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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More tariffs, it must be Tuesday. TACO Tuesday.
June 3, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Buttigieg: Like I love A1 steak sauce, but A1 steak sauce is not one of the most important things confronting humanity right now. Artificial intelligence is. And somebody who doesn't understand that probably should not be leading an important federal agency.
May 7, 2025 at 1:29 AM
A Silverback gorilla vs 100 women asking of that outfit makes her look fat.
May 1, 2025 at 2:34 AM
April 29, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Of course people believe his tariff bull 💩 He literally told you ppl were eating your family pets & you believed him...because you wanted to.
I'm don't wanna wish harm on anyone, but I hope those who voted for this find the level of discomfort they were ok inflicting on others
April 29, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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There's only one person who's allowed to enter someone's home without a warrant, and that is Santa.
April 28, 2025 at 9:54 PM