✨Nana▽✨
@duckychickin.bsky.social
Feral menace, world eater, pillar of strength, and force of nature. Any/all. As seen on tv, for entertainment purposes only, void where prohibited.
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✨Nana▽✨
@duckychickin.bsky.social
· Nov 13
I got a smart brain and a smarter mouth.
I'm tired of all the illiterate fucks on this planet using AI in a way that punishes those of us that have a grasp on the fundamentals of the English language. Why am I punished and accused of being a robot for being proficient in the language I speak? Go to Hell and also learn what shame is.
Thanks to AI, em dashes are now going to vanish from our language because people who genuinely use them will be too worried about others accusing them of using AI.
December 16, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I'm tired of all the illiterate fucks on this planet using AI in a way that punishes those of us that have a grasp on the fundamentals of the English language. Why am I punished and accused of being a robot for being proficient in the language I speak? Go to Hell and also learn what shame is.
I told my mom I like Wendy Carlos and she said she had a Wendy Carlos record that she would gift me. So I come to work and I see this record on my desk by "(Dead Name) Carlos" and it literally took five whole minutes for it to click that this was printed in 1975 and she didn't come out until 1979. 🥴
December 16, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I told my mom I like Wendy Carlos and she said she had a Wendy Carlos record that she would gift me. So I come to work and I see this record on my desk by "(Dead Name) Carlos" and it literally took five whole minutes for it to click that this was printed in 1975 and she didn't come out until 1979. 🥴
Elon Musk couldn't engineer a popsicle stick if he tried.
December 16, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Elon Musk couldn't engineer a popsicle stick if he tried.
I wore a sweater like this (with literal metal spikes on the collar) so you know my project manager decided to take us to an expensive Brazilian steakhouse for lunch today.
December 15, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I wore a sweater like this (with literal metal spikes on the collar) so you know my project manager decided to take us to an expensive Brazilian steakhouse for lunch today.
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The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
December 14, 2025 at 8:40 PM
The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
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🧵 FAQ:
Q: What even is this?
This account tracks the live level of the urine tank on the International Space Station.
Q: So it's, like, real? Live? Right now?
Yes.
Q: What even is this?
This account tracks the live level of the urine tank on the International Space Station.
Q: So it's, like, real? Live? Right now?
Yes.
August 30, 2025 at 11:47 PM
🧵 FAQ:
Q: What even is this?
This account tracks the live level of the urine tank on the International Space Station.
Q: So it's, like, real? Live? Right now?
Yes.
Q: What even is this?
This account tracks the live level of the urine tank on the International Space Station.
Q: So it's, like, real? Live? Right now?
Yes.
Flag on the play.
My husband gave my sister her Christmas present.
Naughty list penalty.
Fourth down.
My husband gave my sister her Christmas present.
Naughty list penalty.
Fourth down.
December 14, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Flag on the play.
My husband gave my sister her Christmas present.
Naughty list penalty.
Fourth down.
My husband gave my sister her Christmas present.
Naughty list penalty.
Fourth down.
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I think about this tweet every day
December 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I think about this tweet every day
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Get a Jewish person in the writing room bc whattttttt
December 13, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Get a Jewish person in the writing room bc whattttttt
Also I forgot to mention that I had the scariest elevator experience of my life at work this week where the elevator was moving up and down when it would park and as people were getting on and off and it got worse as we went up and of course fate would have it that we had to stop at each floor.
December 13, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Also I forgot to mention that I had the scariest elevator experience of my life at work this week where the elevator was moving up and down when it would park and as people were getting on and off and it got worse as we went up and of course fate would have it that we had to stop at each floor.
I'm with my 4yo niece trying to get her to sleep and I swear to god, if my husband yells at a video game one more time...
December 13, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I'm with my 4yo niece trying to get her to sleep and I swear to god, if my husband yells at a video game one more time...
I already had to ban my kid from practicing Baby Shark and now I had to ban Christmas music. Winter concert was yesterday, I have to grovel in this email for work, please for the love of God stop playing fucking Jingle Bells.
youtube.com/shorts/fsqsE...
youtube.com/shorts/fsqsE...
Melania Trump: “Who gives a f*** about Christmas?”🎄🫣
YouTube video by Occupy Democrats
youtube.com
December 13, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I already had to ban my kid from practicing Baby Shark and now I had to ban Christmas music. Winter concert was yesterday, I have to grovel in this email for work, please for the love of God stop playing fucking Jingle Bells.
youtube.com/shorts/fsqsE...
youtube.com/shorts/fsqsE...
There's a distinct irony in my high school band director hating my ass and icing me out of things and letting me run the uniform room as a Booby Prize only to be so valued in my skill at fitting uniforms and knowing how to run it that the current director asks for my help in re-establishing it.
December 11, 2025 at 4:04 AM
There's a distinct irony in my high school band director hating my ass and icing me out of things and letting me run the uniform room as a Booby Prize only to be so valued in my skill at fitting uniforms and knowing how to run it that the current director asks for my help in re-establishing it.
Listen, I know men ain't shit or whatever but I get so emotional about Pawpaws. We have an old Pawpaw guy at work and I want to cry every time I see him- please take care of yourself Welder Pawpaw.
December 10, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Listen, I know men ain't shit or whatever but I get so emotional about Pawpaws. We have an old Pawpaw guy at work and I want to cry every time I see him- please take care of yourself Welder Pawpaw.
New level of Office Worker unlocked: Addressed my Japanese client as "(Last Name)-sama" in an email like a good noodle.
December 10, 2025 at 2:35 PM
New level of Office Worker unlocked: Addressed my Japanese client as "(Last Name)-sama" in an email like a good noodle.
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I love you skyrim demastered argonian
December 10, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I love you skyrim demastered argonian
I love that the alt girlies are the faces and the prissy ones are the heels.
December 9, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I love that the alt girlies are the faces and the prissy ones are the heels.
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She should’ve
I thought Rhea was about to give Iyo a big SMOOCH
December 9, 2025 at 1:53 AM
She should’ve
I'm in this Copilot AI seminar and they're talking about how to show appreciation by having Copilot create detailed thank you messages.
I think there's not much that could make me feel less appreciated than someone not taking the time to properly thank me.
I think there's not much that could make me feel less appreciated than someone not taking the time to properly thank me.
December 4, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I'm in this Copilot AI seminar and they're talking about how to show appreciation by having Copilot create detailed thank you messages.
I think there's not much that could make me feel less appreciated than someone not taking the time to properly thank me.
I think there's not much that could make me feel less appreciated than someone not taking the time to properly thank me.
Also, for those keeping score at home...
December 3, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Also, for those keeping score at home...
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"Resurrection"
September 22, 2023 at 2:48 PM
"Resurrection"
I really hope they just shut the fuck up, actually.
A million dollars doesn't mean what it used to, according to a new Northwestern Mutual report.
Even millionaires don't feel wealthy these days
A million dollars doesn't mean what it used to, according to a new Northwestern Mutual report.
bit.ly
December 3, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I really hope they just shut the fuck up, actually.
How it feels when I tell the repair tech, who just told me he's swamped with winter/Christmas gig/concert repair crunch, that he can take his time with repairing my kid's bassoon because my kid's using mine in the meantime.
December 3, 2025 at 5:51 PM
How it feels when I tell the repair tech, who just told me he's swamped with winter/Christmas gig/concert repair crunch, that he can take his time with repairing my kid's bassoon because my kid's using mine in the meantime.
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This guy gets it.
Recently introduced to the concept of "fan fiction" by a young colleague. I ended up reading a few out of curiosity & think I've found the holy grail of sex tips for men, honestly, written mostly by women & absolute filth. If you want to know what they really want, get reading.
December 2, 2025 at 6:27 PM
This guy gets it.