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Every single one
that one, too
and the one you know
and the one in your family
and the one you used to look up to
all of them
that one, too
and the one you know
and the one in your family
and the one you used to look up to
all of them
January 24, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Every single one
that one, too
and the one you know
and the one in your family
and the one you used to look up to
all of them
that one, too
and the one you know
and the one in your family
and the one you used to look up to
all of them
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If you want to be healthy, you should probably do the exact opposite of everything Kennedy says.
RFK Jr to urge Americans to eat more saturated fats, alarming health experts
Guidance from health and human services secretary contradicts decades of dietary recommendations
www.theguardian.com
October 26, 2025 at 12:33 AM
If you want to be healthy, you should probably do the exact opposite of everything Kennedy says.
Ngl, didn't know that Susan Wojcicki was dead. Kinda thought she was still CEO.
If you don't know: Wojcicki started working for Google in 1998 when the company was literally ran out of her garage. She was the first product manager of Ad Sense and was the one who recommended that Google purchase YouTube in 2006 and eventually become YouTube's CEO. She made YouTube a success.
Damn, it's been a whole year since Susan Wojcicki passed away. I kind of miss her because it's pretty obvious at this point that Neal Mohan doesn't care about YouTube nearly as much as she did.
August 12, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Ngl, didn't know that Susan Wojcicki was dead. Kinda thought she was still CEO.
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Lancer Tactics v0.3.3 is live! We've finished off implementation for all SSC and HORUS mechs. Almost there!
wick.itch.io/lancer-tacti...
wick.itch.io/lancer-tacti...
August 7, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Lancer Tactics v0.3.3 is live! We've finished off implementation for all SSC and HORUS mechs. Almost there!
wick.itch.io/lancer-tacti...
wick.itch.io/lancer-tacti...
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Kitty cats watching their favourite show….
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July 19, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Kitty cats watching their favourite show….
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This is bullshit.
Not only do ICE bounty hunters refuse to identify themselves, they won’t say where they’re taking the people they’re kidnapping.
Deliberately shuffling detainees from facility to facility so families can’t find them & they miss their chance at legal counsel.
(Anaheim, CA)
Not only do ICE bounty hunters refuse to identify themselves, they won’t say where they’re taking the people they’re kidnapping.
Deliberately shuffling detainees from facility to facility so families can’t find them & they miss their chance at legal counsel.
(Anaheim, CA)
July 4, 2025 at 11:27 PM
This is bullshit.
Not only do ICE bounty hunters refuse to identify themselves, they won’t say where they’re taking the people they’re kidnapping.
Deliberately shuffling detainees from facility to facility so families can’t find them & they miss their chance at legal counsel.
(Anaheim, CA)
Not only do ICE bounty hunters refuse to identify themselves, they won’t say where they’re taking the people they’re kidnapping.
Deliberately shuffling detainees from facility to facility so families can’t find them & they miss their chance at legal counsel.
(Anaheim, CA)
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This is Tub and Blue. They simply cannot figure out how to get their tennis ball that fell in the pool. Still 12/10 because they really are trying
June 16, 2025 at 3:34 PM
This is Tub and Blue. They simply cannot figure out how to get their tennis ball that fell in the pool. Still 12/10 because they really are trying
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The right has spent so long convincing themselves that our country is in a state of violent decay that they have self-justified using this level of oppressive force, especially in areas that explicitly voted *for the opposite to happen* for the sake of footage to satiate their fucking bloodlust.
June 7, 2025 at 9:04 PM
The right has spent so long convincing themselves that our country is in a state of violent decay that they have self-justified using this level of oppressive force, especially in areas that explicitly voted *for the opposite to happen* for the sake of footage to satiate their fucking bloodlust.
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"A rapist and a murderer share a giggle."
May 14, 2025 at 2:11 PM
"A rapist and a murderer share a giggle."
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He stood there on Jan 20 and falsely mouthed the words to protect and defend our Constitution.
Asked now on Meet the Press if he thinks he needs to uphold the Constitution, he says, “I don’t know.”
Translation: No.
Woe to America and the utter failure of putting this man back in our Oval Office.
Asked now on Meet the Press if he thinks he needs to uphold the Constitution, he says, “I don’t know.”
Translation: No.
Woe to America and the utter failure of putting this man back in our Oval Office.
May 4, 2025 at 3:19 PM
He stood there on Jan 20 and falsely mouthed the words to protect and defend our Constitution.
Asked now on Meet the Press if he thinks he needs to uphold the Constitution, he says, “I don’t know.”
Translation: No.
Woe to America and the utter failure of putting this man back in our Oval Office.
Asked now on Meet the Press if he thinks he needs to uphold the Constitution, he says, “I don’t know.”
Translation: No.
Woe to America and the utter failure of putting this man back in our Oval Office.
I love this idea.
I'm hosting a party the day it stops. There will be an effigy/urinal and fireworks.
March 6, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I love this idea.
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“Our country will be woke no longer”
Actual quote
Amazing
Anyway why is this man’s heart still beating?
Actual quote
Amazing
Anyway why is this man’s heart still beating?
March 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
“Our country will be woke no longer”
Actual quote
Amazing
Anyway why is this man’s heart still beating?
Actual quote
Amazing
Anyway why is this man’s heart still beating?
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He didn’t fight for his old country then, but he sure is fighting for his new country now! (Russia).
March 6, 2025 at 1:40 AM
He didn’t fight for his old country then, but he sure is fighting for his new country now! (Russia).
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“Those nasty Canadians are ripping us off and are controlled by Mexican cartels. They’re poisoning us with fentanyl and need to become the 51st state or they will pay a high price” is a belief that literally ZERO Americans had six weeks ago. It’s entirely invented from scratch.
March 6, 2025 at 2:23 AM
“Those nasty Canadians are ripping us off and are controlled by Mexican cartels. They’re poisoning us with fentanyl and need to become the 51st state or they will pay a high price” is a belief that literally ZERO Americans had six weeks ago. It’s entirely invented from scratch.
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Are the tech bros just mad at trans people because trans women are better at hacking and netsec than cis men?
I mean we know this to be a documented medical fact, but I didn’t think it’d have such a long tail of effects
I mean we know this to be a documented medical fact, but I didn’t think it’d have such a long tail of effects
February 24, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Are the tech bros just mad at trans people because trans women are better at hacking and netsec than cis men?
I mean we know this to be a documented medical fact, but I didn’t think it’d have such a long tail of effects
I mean we know this to be a documented medical fact, but I didn’t think it’d have such a long tail of effects
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Please subscribe to The Onion so something we write tomorrow will continue to be better than anything in the actual newspaper 11 years from now:
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February 5, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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There is still beauty in this world
Judge rules that Black church in DC, which won a $2.8 million default judgment against the Proud Boys, now gains control over the trademark “Proud Boys.” The far-right group is barred from selling any related merchandise or symbols without the consent of the church. Gift link:
Proud Boys Lose Control of Their Name to a Black Church They Vandalized (Gift Article)
A judge awarded the trademarked name and symbols to a Washington church to help satisfy a $2.8 million judgment against the far-right group.
www.nytimes.com
February 4, 2025 at 5:38 PM
There is still beauty in this world
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Sometimes people leave comments that are essentially just, "Ugh, I tried to give your content a CHANCE, but your personality and point of view were too divergent from my own. Goodbye."
…okay?????
…okay?????
February 4, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Sometimes people leave comments that are essentially just, "Ugh, I tried to give your content a CHANCE, but your personality and point of view were too divergent from my own. Goodbye."
…okay?????
…okay?????
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Elon has one goal. Turn X into an everything platform, including a financial payment system that replaces your bank. He’s said it before. Everything that’s happening rn aligns. It’s no coincidence that the CFPB shut shut down today. They were actively trying to enforce oversight on his X goal.
February 4, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Elon has one goal. Turn X into an everything platform, including a financial payment system that replaces your bank. He’s said it before. Everything that’s happening rn aligns. It’s no coincidence that the CFPB shut shut down today. They were actively trying to enforce oversight on his X goal.
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Turn back around please, this action WILL have consequences.
January 20, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Turn back around please, this action WILL have consequences.
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Just making sure that everyone is aware of this crab that NOAA scientists found
January 19, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Just making sure that everyone is aware of this crab that NOAA scientists found
And Zuckerberg probably.
NEWS FLASH: He stole the election with the help of Elonia.
January 20, 2025 at 11:19 AM
And Zuckerberg probably.