43 years old (unc and chopped)
@duckhonkin.bsky.social
happy birthday
ok runny eggs had a great run but let’s get back to medium eggs please. i don’t need liquid yolk no more
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
ok runny eggs had a great run but let’s get back to medium eggs please. i don’t need liquid yolk no more
43 year old man alone at the food court eating laksa reading the wikipedia article for laksa
October 17, 2025 at 4:16 AM
43 year old man alone at the food court eating laksa reading the wikipedia article for laksa
can’t believe there’s only 14 months until christmas
October 15, 2025 at 4:15 AM
can’t believe there’s only 14 months until christmas
i can’t wait until my daughters ask me if i’m in the mafia
October 7, 2025 at 10:38 PM
i can’t wait until my daughters ask me if i’m in the mafia
Fans are sharing theories about everyone’s favourite “showgirl” Taylor Swift. Here are the top 5 fan theories:
1: She has died
2: She has passed away
3: She is unfortunately deceased
4: That her life's thread has been severed
5: Some fans believe that T-Swift has in fact croaked peacefully
1: She has died
2: She has passed away
3: She is unfortunately deceased
4: That her life's thread has been severed
5: Some fans believe that T-Swift has in fact croaked peacefully
October 6, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Fans are sharing theories about everyone’s favourite “showgirl” Taylor Swift. Here are the top 5 fan theories:
1: She has died
2: She has passed away
3: She is unfortunately deceased
4: That her life's thread has been severed
5: Some fans believe that T-Swift has in fact croaked peacefully
1: She has died
2: She has passed away
3: She is unfortunately deceased
4: That her life's thread has been severed
5: Some fans believe that T-Swift has in fact croaked peacefully
unpopular opinion: everything should be worse
October 6, 2025 at 2:45 AM
unpopular opinion: everything should be worse
a South African man with a handlebar moustache and a MAGA hat followed me around the Beef Shed trying to talk to me about my 2.5 year old daughter
October 4, 2025 at 10:27 AM
a South African man with a handlebar moustache and a MAGA hat followed me around the Beef Shed trying to talk to me about my 2.5 year old daughter
my wife has granted me 2 hours leave and i’m going buck ass wild! look out!
September 18, 2025 at 3:41 AM
my wife has granted me 2 hours leave and i’m going buck ass wild! look out!
Honkin’ on Bobo
September 12, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Honkin’ on Bobo
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I'm not good at anything. I dont do anything. I dont know anything. But I know this: Certain forces are out of control
December 17, 2024 at 10:07 AM
I'm not good at anything. I dont do anything. I dont know anything. But I know this: Certain forces are out of control
say what you will about him but his neck still has the juice
September 11, 2025 at 12:54 AM
say what you will about him but his neck still has the juice
@charliekirk
September 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
@charliekirk
say what you will about Radiohead and their weak politics, they really are lyrically unmatched
September 8, 2025 at 2:51 AM
say what you will about Radiohead and their weak politics, they really are lyrically unmatched
check out the marbling on this bad boy 😋
September 6, 2025 at 4:25 AM
check out the marbling on this bad boy 😋
check out the “personal life” section of Bobby Womack’s wiki page if you get the chance
September 5, 2025 at 11:13 PM
check out the “personal life” section of Bobby Womack’s wiki page if you get the chance
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Are women bourgeois?
September 5, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Are women bourgeois?
damn the new Hollow Knight is only $29.95 that rocks
September 5, 2025 at 9:25 AM
damn the new Hollow Knight is only $29.95 that rocks
Weymouth and Franz sure talk a lot of shit about David Byrne. You’re protesting too much sweeties
September 5, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Weymouth and Franz sure talk a lot of shit about David Byrne. You’re protesting too much sweeties
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Running over a bunch of fuckin sticks and rocks with the lawnmower and just letting that shit pelt the shit out of my legs. Fuck you and fuck me
April 11, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Running over a bunch of fuckin sticks and rocks with the lawnmower and just letting that shit pelt the shit out of my legs. Fuck you and fuck me
da goated Unc
September 5, 2025 at 4:10 AM
da goated Unc
what’s for lunch
September 5, 2025 at 1:22 AM
what’s for lunch
i have been BANNED from twitter for suggesting brianna wu and azaelia banks should consider whether their lives are worth living (not a crime)
September 5, 2025 at 1:22 AM
i have been BANNED from twitter for suggesting brianna wu and azaelia banks should consider whether their lives are worth living (not a crime)
wife is mad because i suggested franks hot sauce in our 6 month old’s solid food. first of all it’s frank’s it’s very mild. second of all she needs to learn about flavours. do you want her to be a mayo ass white baby all her life
September 3, 2025 at 11:09 AM
wife is mad because i suggested franks hot sauce in our 6 month old’s solid food. first of all it’s frank’s it’s very mild. second of all she needs to learn about flavours. do you want her to be a mayo ass white baby all her life