Have you run out of popcorn yet?

That looks like disappointment and sadness.

We had a Labrador that loved eating mail and shoes. They are super weird.

I'm not sure that cat's showing sufficient disapproval to be Daphne.

Bloody hell. Is that a golden goose?

Roasties (in goose fat), parsnips and Christmas pudding are the best bits of Christmas dinner. Not all on the same plate, obviously.

Don't bother. I'm already questioning my decision.

American style catering. Always Go Big.

I've made it downstairs. I think that's my achievement for the day.

There isn't a violin small enough for these people.

5.30 for me. And yet somehow I'm still in my PJs and ignoring everything I need to get done.

He's fabulous! I may have to get one of those.

The Home Office’s absurd taxi bill results entirely from its insistence on forcing people to move round the country without choice or notice, & to live on the breadline so they can’t afford public transport. That Mahmood didn’t know about it till the BBC told her shows how appallingly the HO is run.

I don't mind these silly viral things. They're mostly harmless, rarely last long and easy to ignore. It's better than everyone yelling at each other.

Looking at the interesting decoration on the Mini, it might have been better to leave it in the hole.

They can give false positives (leading to worry and unnecessary procedures) and false negatives, which is far worse. The emphasis should be on developing a more reliable test rather than promoting a problematic one.

That's only useful if the tests are reliable, and the PSA test isn't.

I wasn't brave. I was tired, frightened, angry, frustrated, bewildered....

You have to maximise the value of your assets. Horse steaks in the freezer then the rest can go to the glue factory.