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Madame Duck
@duckface.bsky.social
Perpetual lurker. Expert procrastinator. Mainly replies to cat posts.
The "expert"
December 1, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Lulu agrees.
November 19, 2025 at 9:47 AM
She's still annoyed at me that I haven't stopped the rain.
November 14, 2025 at 3:32 PM
My favourite science acronym
November 10, 2025 at 12:44 PM
When all you have left is sample pots from B & Q
October 22, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Lulu has had enough of today
October 22, 2025 at 1:05 PM
There's a pasty shop in Virginia (run by a Brit) that's been there for ages and is really popular. Although they need to have a word with Google.
October 12, 2025 at 12:48 PM
New family member. She's an old lady with arthritis but she still gets excited and tries to bounce when it's time for a walk.
October 9, 2025 at 4:05 PM
My BlueSky bio
October 8, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Lulu is very unimpressed with everyone's shenanigans.
October 3, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I loved this book although it's a borderline case for non fiction
September 29, 2025 at 7:50 AM
I had this one. I'm tempted to try and find another copy.
September 29, 2025 at 7:47 AM
They obviously meant the alternative definition of incredible
September 28, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Not a great picture, but I used to love seeing the giant banana outside the Southern TV studio.
September 17, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I did like the footnote.
September 12, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Worth considering?
September 3, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Renewing my #ProofOfCat
Once again, I have offended, so she's hiding in the furthest corner of the garden.
August 10, 2025 at 7:57 AM
August 8, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Ha ha ha. No.
July 23, 2025 at 9:26 AM
This is where I post from
July 21, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I am a grown adult (allegedly) but few things have made me happier than finding some Cheesy Dibbles.
July 4, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Just thought I'd give you one in return
July 4, 2025 at 7:46 AM
This is the very last jar of what is known as granny jam. She died last year. I doubt that my partner will ever be able to eat it so it is destined to become a memorial to her.
July 3, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Funny Feet for me
June 19, 2025 at 4:30 PM
From this morning. They're so depressingly predictable.
June 10, 2025 at 10:10 AM