Scott
@dscottpeters.bsky.social
Another Twitter refugee. Anti-Trump. Deadhead. Apple evangelist (unofficial). Proud father to Ryan. 🫘
What is the German word for a fight where you’re rooting for no one to win and for both sides to tear each other to shreds?
June 5, 2025 at 11:52 PM
What is the German word for a fight where you’re rooting for no one to win and for both sides to tear each other to shreds?
Should we start calling Karoline Leavitt “TACO Belle” from now on in the White House Press Room?
May 31, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Should we start calling Karoline Leavitt “TACO Belle” from now on in the White House Press Room?
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That would be awful. Don’t share this.
May 31, 2025 at 1:17 AM
That would be awful. Don’t share this.
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every day, Joe Biden gets older. why are we all pretending that's normal
May 28, 2025 at 8:34 PM
every day, Joe Biden gets older. why are we all pretending that's normal
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Breaking news: Joe Biden is older today than he has ever been before! In other news: water is still wet!
May 18, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Breaking news: Joe Biden is older today than he has ever been before! In other news: water is still wet!
I would be laughing if this wasn’t so sad!
Kristi Noem has been working with the producer of “Duck Dynasty” to pitch a reality TV show—titled “The American”—where immigrants will compete in a string of challenges across the country “for the honor of fast-tracking their way to U.S. citizenship,” according to a new report.
Noem Plots Reality Show Where Migrants Fight for Citizenship
A Homeland Security official told the Daily Beast that the show is in the early stages of vetting, though approval has not been given—or denied.
www.thedailybeast.com
May 16, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I would be laughing if this wasn’t so sad!
This is pretty spot on!
May 13, 2025 at 8:07 PM
This is pretty spot on!
Having more than two dolls is OK as long as they are from Qatar.
May 11, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Having more than two dolls is OK as long as they are from Qatar.
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Trump declares today a national holiday to commemorate victory over the armies of northern aggression at the battle of Chancellorsville.
Federal employees will still be required to work concessions. 🍿
Federal employees will still be required to work concessions. 🍿
May 8, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Trump declares today a national holiday to commemorate victory over the armies of northern aggression at the battle of Chancellorsville.
Federal employees will still be required to work concessions. 🍿
Federal employees will still be required to work concessions. 🍿
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Trump anoints himself first antipope since Felix V in 1449, excommunicates Joe Biden, canonizes James Woods, gets gout.
May 8, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Trump anoints himself first antipope since Felix V in 1449, excommunicates Joe Biden, canonizes James Woods, gets gout.
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This is how much a gallon of gas cost.
May 7, 2025 at 1:45 AM
This is how much a gallon of gas cost.
An idea: Tariffs, but it's just billionaires being taxed their fair share.
May 6, 2025 at 11:38 PM
An idea: Tariffs, but it's just billionaires being taxed their fair share.
Adam nails it!
Imagine if when we invaded Iraq, three years in we only took a sliver of the country at the cost of 800,000 men.
Would the conventional wisdom be that we are winning? No? Then why do some think Russia is?
Would the conventional wisdom be that we are winning? No? Then why do some think Russia is?
April 30, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Adam nails it!
This is pretty accurate.
April 28, 2025 at 11:55 PM
This is pretty accurate.
This is so true it’s painful!
April 17, 2025 at 6:13 PM
This is so true it’s painful!
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