Captain Henson
@ds9itguy.bsky.social
Captain, USS Athena. Former IT Support on DS9. Successful holonovelist, bon vivant and Playboy.
Just looking through some old Datarods I kept hold of after leaving DS9 and remembering that time me Quark and Jadzia got to host a foam party in one of the old Ore Storage Bays the exact night Kai Winn was pestering the Captain. That was a fun evening.
August 17, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Just looking through some old Datarods I kept hold of after leaving DS9 and remembering that time me Quark and Jadzia got to host a foam party in one of the old Ore Storage Bays the exact night Kai Winn was pestering the Captain. That was a fun evening.
Ooof, glad I never had to beg the baseball for forgiveness back in the day...
August 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Ooof, glad I never had to beg the baseball for forgiveness back in the day...
youtube.com/shorts/eYEkX... They called me mad! Insane! WENDELL!
How dangerous is a shovel?
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June 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
youtube.com/shorts/eYEkX... They called me mad! Insane! WENDELL!
Back in the Bajor sector and got to have a great catch up with the old Miners gang and got to have a quick tour of the Big E, Word wears that fourth pip well.
May 29, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Back in the Bajor sector and got to have a great catch up with the old Miners gang and got to have a quick tour of the Big E, Word wears that fourth pip well.
Dr Proctor has barricaded main sickbay in order to maintain quarantine for Morgainian Flu...
Doing this by playing Doctor in Distress on a loop outside the doors is NOT the preferred way to do so!
Doing this by playing Doctor in Distress on a loop outside the doors is NOT the preferred way to do so!
May 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Dr Proctor has barricaded main sickbay in order to maintain quarantine for Morgainian Flu...
Doing this by playing Doctor in Distress on a loop outside the doors is NOT the preferred way to do so!
Doing this by playing Doctor in Distress on a loop outside the doors is NOT the preferred way to do so!
Lt. Marta has decided to lead the security force on a motorbike rally through the ships corridors on deck 17, they've been riding in a giant circle for seven hours now
May 7, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Lt. Marta has decided to lead the security force on a motorbike rally through the ships corridors on deck 17, they've been riding in a giant circle for seven hours now
Ok, so, programming the EMH to be a crotchety and misanthropic cartoon rodent and calling him Dr House Mouse was a terrible idea, no joke I've never seen Dr Proctor so... enthused...
April 20, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Ok, so, programming the EMH to be a crotchety and misanthropic cartoon rodent and calling him Dr House Mouse was a terrible idea, no joke I've never seen Dr Proctor so... enthused...
Rombulin Hale shuddn be Illegill... shorry worf but we must gree to disgri!
April 7, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Rombulin Hale shuddn be Illegill... shorry worf but we must gree to disgri!
On leave back at Earth, got a nice little gift from Ambassador Ketel of the RSE. Glad we could finally legalise this stuff!
April 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM
On leave back at Earth, got a nice little gift from Ambassador Ketel of the RSE. Glad we could finally legalise this stuff!
@annoyedobrien.bsky.social @karads9.bsky.social @thespacefox.bsky.social Captain Solok has issued challenge so for the honour of the Niners I have chosen the ultimate test of physical and mental prowess, ACTIVEATE FORCEFIELD! youtu.be/1vNNLsVjHeI?...
The Crystal Maze - Theme / Opening
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April 4, 2025 at 11:13 PM
@annoyedobrien.bsky.social @karads9.bsky.social @thespacefox.bsky.social Captain Solok has issued challenge so for the honour of the Niners I have chosen the ultimate test of physical and mental prowess, ACTIVEATE FORCEFIELD! youtu.be/1vNNLsVjHeI?...
Ensign, when Vedek Koval said he was collecting for the poor he said Alms, not Arms... Now put those prosthetic limbs in storage...
April 4, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Ensign, when Vedek Koval said he was collecting for the poor he said Alms, not Arms... Now put those prosthetic limbs in storage...
Computer... Activate Emergency Hologram 005, codename Anti-Gravity Columbo....
April 3, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Computer... Activate Emergency Hologram 005, codename Anti-Gravity Columbo....
I'm not questioning why there's a holographic four foot high micro elephant rampaging through deck 19, I'm questioning why anyone had a holodeck program involving a four foot high micro elephant and what exactly they're doing in there.
April 2, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I'm not questioning why there's a holographic four foot high micro elephant rampaging through deck 19, I'm questioning why anyone had a holodeck program involving a four foot high micro elephant and what exactly they're doing in there.
Waaaait a minute, Former Admiral Nechayev actually just backed me up on an issue I'm having to deal with at Command HQ...
I'm scared beyond all rational thought...
I'm scared beyond all rational thought...
February 15, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Waaaait a minute, Former Admiral Nechayev actually just backed me up on an issue I'm having to deal with at Command HQ...
I'm scared beyond all rational thought...
I'm scared beyond all rational thought...
Now, you can't get mad at me, but I may have given the progenitors a DNA sample of that old earth actor Jeffrey Combs during an ill-advised time travel jaunt which turned out to be a stable time loop. (That's why you can't get mad at me...)
January 18, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Now, you can't get mad at me, but I may have given the progenitors a DNA sample of that old earth actor Jeffrey Combs during an ill-advised time travel jaunt which turned out to be a stable time loop. (That's why you can't get mad at me...)
Having to take a Runabout to Tellar to pick up that stuff I ordered from Olympus Mons, there's a reason their postal service is called the Jeff Wayne Delivery Co, the chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one...
January 16, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Having to take a Runabout to Tellar to pick up that stuff I ordered from Olympus Mons, there's a reason their postal service is called the Jeff Wayne Delivery Co, the chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one...
Logically decking the halls means it's perfectly acceptable to hall the decks.
December 26, 2024 at 10:44 PM
Logically decking the halls means it's perfectly acceptable to hall the decks.
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It took us a hell of a long time but we finally captured the radio signals containing all of Dingo pictures' library of animated classics.
November 17, 2024 at 11:10 PM
It took us a hell of a long time but we finally captured the radio signals containing all of Dingo pictures' library of animated classics.
Glad to hear the Madison just finished her refit, hey @thespacefox.bsky.social I'm in the big dock to your left!
October 30, 2024 at 10:14 AM
Glad to hear the Madison just finished her refit, hey @thespacefox.bsky.social I'm in the big dock to your left!
Ok, who replicated the killer dolls?!
October 29, 2024 at 11:44 PM
Ok, who replicated the killer dolls?!
I took M'Yao to Sisko's and now she wants to be a bobcat...
October 16, 2024 at 12:55 AM
I took M'Yao to Sisko's and now she wants to be a bobcat...
Yes! After a month of spatial anomaly study we get a gun assignment! We're taking Ambassador Troi to Quark's moon! That place is Space Vegas! Spaygas!
October 9, 2024 at 11:00 PM
Yes! After a month of spatial anomaly study we get a gun assignment! We're taking Ambassador Troi to Quark's moon! That place is Space Vegas! Spaygas!
Ok who has been playing modded Skyrim on the holodeck? Deck 12 is full of cheese wheels, we're having to beam people out of there!
September 11, 2024 at 10:52 PM
Ok who has been playing modded Skyrim on the holodeck? Deck 12 is full of cheese wheels, we're having to beam people out of there!
Next time Q involves me in shenanigans I must insist on no gingham being involved
September 11, 2024 at 8:57 PM
Next time Q involves me in shenanigans I must insist on no gingham being involved