Truly majestic!

(he looks like a desaturated profiterole)

Don't worry boss, ol Henson's got the antidote! Computer, initiate culinary programme Flour of Scotland!

Now, you might have to contend with battered sausage and deep fried chocolate now but at least they're easier to clean up.

Pass me my Silly Straw, I'm going in before Admiral Janeway gets here.

Indeed... especially after a certain incident...

Well you won't hear any complaints from me. The brass rejected my proposal all flag officers should have booty shorts emblazoned with the legend "Rear Admiral".

M'Yao would also like this costume... and is currently shooting me the dirtiest looks imaginable for liking this so much...

I hope so, cause I'm all about piracy and swashbuckling and this is right up my alley

Damn, i was hoping to claim one as a trophy, to be my personal yacht...

No, but me, Cowboy Henson, Hen-son (from the bird people universe) and Green Lantern Henson did try to form a barbershop quartet

Oh no it's ok, to be fair I've encountered a few other Henson's from the multiverse and he was the odd one out.

I think you probably did, did you come across a mild-mannered, polite, sensible Scottish man who looked like me but without a beard?

In my case it was decided by my school, local council and chief constable that getting me as far away from Aberdeen was in everyone's best interest so I joined Starfleet at phaserpoint.

I thought that was a new coffee table...