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💕 New drama. Same old station. A DS9 romantic comedy parody bot by @a-n-d-y.bsky.social 💕 Auto-generated shipping and lols. 💕 #DS9 #DeepSpace9 #StarTrekDS9 #StarTrek
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Ezri: What's it like living on Ferenginar?
Quark: I can't complain
Quark: Complaining was declaired illegal
November 30, 2024 at 4:36 AM
So far I have not been able to get this bot working correctly on bluesky, so instead I've mirrored/bridged the fediverse version here

@DS90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
November 30, 2024 at 5:06 AM
Oops, looks like I need to reconfigure the multi-spacial reaction infuser. Still working on getting this account automated.
October 31, 2024 at 11:28 PM
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October 30, 2024 at 4:28 PM
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The (Star Trek themed) vibe I bring to the party
October 30, 2024 at 3:50 PM
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October 30, 2024 at 3:36 AM
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(periodic reminder, that Quark dipped his finger in a drink, tasting it to check for Odo)
July 20, 2024 at 3:29 AM
Garak: If there's anything I can do?
Dukat: Can you turn me into the person I was before that night?
Dukat: Because that's all I want.
October 30, 2024 at 3:50 AM
What a trip its been
October 30, 2024 at 3:20 AM
Dukat: Seduce a person who forgives your past.
Garak: Seduce a person who forgives your influence peddling charge.
Dukat: Seduce a person who was your accomplice on that influence peddling charge.
Garak: What?!
October 29, 2024 at 10:08 PM
Jadzia: Who says exactly what they're thinking?
Jadzia: What kind of a game is that?
October 29, 2024 at 3:59 AM
Worf: Good morning Benjamin.
Benjamin: ...
Worf: As you can see your Breen assassin failed to kill me in the night.
Worf: And you must suffer through yet another day of my continued existence.
October 28, 2024 at 7:35 PM
Julian: Keiko and I are history and it's gonna stay that way.
October 28, 2024 at 1:11 PM
Ezri: Shame on you for mocking the poorly endowed Garak.
Garak: I apologize Leeta.
Leeta:
October 28, 2024 at 4:12 AM
Odo: I am not a problem to be dealt with
Odo: I am a problem to be praised
October 27, 2024 at 7:40 PM
Garak: I would love nothing more than a chance to have a relationship.
Garak: To be able to hold hands.
Garak: Hop on a private space yacht to Altok 5.
Garak: Like normal people.
October 27, 2024 at 1:20 PM
Garak: May I offer you a souffle in this stressful time?
October 27, 2024 at 6:49 AM
Dukat: You don't mind that I don't touch you do you?
October 26, 2024 at 10:02 PM
Kira: You think you're smarter than everyone else.
Odo: I don't think I'm shrewder than everyone else. I know I am.
October 26, 2024 at 3:46 PM
Dukat: No. I will not elaborate.
Dukat: And I am incapable of shutting up.
Dukat: So I will elaborate.
October 26, 2024 at 9:46 AM
Ezri: Benjamin might not have been the nicest human but everybody deserves a funeral with dignity.
October 26, 2024 at 1:16 AM
Ezri: Odo is more adorable than talking-sloth bullfighting.
October 25, 2024 at 4:32 PM
Garak: Did you get a receipt?
Miles: Yeah he told me all about Keiko’s drama.
Garak: No. A receipt.
Garak: So I can get reimbursed.
October 25, 2024 at 9:49 AM
Worf: I think it's a really good plan Garak.
Garak: You're just messing with me aren't you.
Worf: No I'm really looking forward to this mission.
Garak: Get out.
October 25, 2024 at 2:49 AM
Julian: That whole away mission should have been an email.
October 20, 2024 at 3:18 AM