Dru
@drusanders.bsky.social
I like comedy, I study history, and I think radical redistribution of wealth is a swell idea.
WAIT SKEET MEANS WHAT?
Skeet was a terrible choice tbh
In slang in means ejaculate
It also has connotations with simulated shooting of birds
I don't want to stimulate killing anything or ejaculate toward a bunch of strangers.
Yes language can evolve but, seriously, bad decision imho
In slang in means ejaculate
It also has connotations with simulated shooting of birds
I don't want to stimulate killing anything or ejaculate toward a bunch of strangers.
Yes language can evolve but, seriously, bad decision imho
December 1, 2024 at 8:11 AM
WAIT SKEET MEANS WHAT?
Tryna trick myself into working out by pretending it's an elaborate bit.
August 16, 2023 at 4:02 AM
Tryna trick myself into working out by pretending it's an elaborate bit.
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Barbie upset Bill Maher so much he could barely ask the girls coming out of the theater if anyone has ever told them they should be a model
August 8, 2023 at 2:59 PM
Barbie upset Bill Maher so much he could barely ask the girls coming out of the theater if anyone has ever told them they should be a model
my ass is the powerhouse of this cell.
August 1, 2023 at 5:48 AM
my ass is the powerhouse of this cell.
Saw a pretty big bee today!
August 1, 2023 at 5:47 AM
Saw a pretty big bee today!
"If your friends don't dance, then they're no friends of mine"--ok, rude??
July 29, 2023 at 5:36 PM
"If your friends don't dance, then they're no friends of mine"--ok, rude??
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Every day I try to be a real amiable sort of freak, just keeping pace
July 25, 2023 at 6:57 PM
Every day I try to be a real amiable sort of freak, just keeping pace
Havent committed arson in 100 days! #bluechip #ARSONISTSanonymous
July 26, 2023 at 4:35 AM
Havent committed arson in 100 days! #bluechip #ARSONISTSanonymous
I haven't done a crime all day.
July 24, 2023 at 10:27 PM
I haven't done a crime all day.
A Scoobydoo remake where Shaggy and Scoob are both dead, Velma works for the CIA, and Daphne is a high-powered socialite. It's just Fred, and he's an alcoholic now, but he's still trying his best.
July 24, 2023 at 10:24 PM
A Scoobydoo remake where Shaggy and Scoob are both dead, Velma works for the CIA, and Daphne is a high-powered socialite. It's just Fred, and he's an alcoholic now, but he's still trying his best.
When John McClane catches you smoking: Old habits, Die Hard.
July 24, 2023 at 3:19 AM
When John McClane catches you smoking: Old habits, Die Hard.